For peace in the family

In ancient times, in the beautiful country of India, there lived a padishah,

High in the mountains of Kakheti lived an eagle with eagles and small eagles.

In the Caucasus, men say:

There lived a sultan

When a man's wife leaves

Many men dream of having a harem.

For the wedding, the mother of the young beautiful bride gave her future son-in-law two ties.

So let's drink to the fact that the mother-in-law of our today's fiance never tightens a noose around his neck, especially a double one!

Imagine a huge, boundless sea and a man is sailing on it in a boat.

Far - far between the mountains flows the river of life, love and grace. And it's very hard to get to. I wish you to swim in this river and find world happiness in your life. And drink this living water and awaken love in your soul!

One aksakal was asked “What is happiness?”. He replied “Happiness is a song heard. The song of the soul, which was not drowned out by the noise of thoughts. It always sounds, but you can hear it only when you allow the world to be beautiful. When your view of the world and thoughts about it are pure. Let's drink to keep our thoughts sterile!

High in the mountains, where the sky is so transparent that even during the day you can see the stars, and the air is so clean that you can drink it like divine ambrosia, there lived a young man. He lived in a distant mountain village and never went down to the valley. He was strong, powerful and fabulously healthy. In his hands, metal horseshoes bent like the softest clay, and the largest ram from his father's flock was freely placed on his shoulders. But now the time has come for the young man to get an education and he went to Big world. After a short time, a letter came to the parents in the village that the young man was very ill. So let's drink for immunity, because there is so much infection in our world that in order to survive in it, you need to be born and live in it!

I wish you to fly higher than the birds in your life. And never fall from life's fables. Be happy in your personal life. And with relatives patient, respect to you in the team!

As they say in the Caucasus, feed a ram from a young age so that there is something to eat in old age. Let's drink to the fact that we take care of our health in our youth and do not spend money on treatment in old age.

One man asked God for prosperity. And God told him to climb the highest and steepest mountain. The man, in a misunderstanding why he should climb the mountain, refused ... And he remained poor in all his centuries. Let us always be wise in life and remember that in order to achieve any good, we must always make efforts. Nothing is ever given to us just like that in life!

I wish you happiness above the mountains, love, which is like a fairy tale! And also a wonderful soul, a soul like a Caucasian!

Let the blood be hot like a hot fire. Let your soul be drunk like sweet liquor. May faith be high - above all mountains!

Like a volcano, the most powerful, so that your blood boils. Like the most powerful hurricane, your thoughts flew. May God always hear your dreams. As the sun shines in the sky, let your soul shine. May your deepest wish come true!

Once the boy asked the old man why there are so many stars in the sky, to which the old man replied:
- Each star is the soul of one beautiful person and everyone who has lived a worthy life goes to heaven and leaves his mark there.
So let's drink to the fact that we all live a worthy life and become stars.

Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

After the demise of the USSR, the new government stopped the fight against moonshine. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and the article on the prohibition of the production of alcohol-containing products at home was withdrawn from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law that prohibits you and me from engaging in our favorite hobby - making alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-FZ "On the administrative responsibility of legal entities (organizations) and individual entrepreneurs for offenses in the field of production and circulation of ethyl alcohol, alcoholic and alcohol-containing products" (Collection of Legislation Russian Federation, 1999, N 28, art. 3476).

Excerpt from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:

"The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) who do not produce products containing ethyl alcohol for the purpose of marketing."

Moonshine in other countries:

In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan On Administrative Offenses dated January 30, 2001 N 155, the following liability is provided. So, according to article 335 “Manufacture and sale alcoholic beverages home-made" illegal production for the purpose of selling moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic beverages, as well as the sale of these alcoholic beverages entails a fine in the amount of thirty monthly calculation indices with confiscation of alcoholic beverages, apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, and also received from their sale of money and other valuables. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal purposes.

In Ukraine and Belarus things are different. Articles No. 176 and No. 177 of the Code of Administrative Offenses of Ukraine provide for the imposition of fines in the amount of three to ten tax-free minimum wages for the manufacture and storage of moonshine without the purpose of sale, for the storage without the purpose of sale of apparatus * for its production.

Article 12.43 repeats this information practically word for word. “Production or purchase of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), storage of devices for their production” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Paragraph No. 1 states: “Manufacturing by individuals of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their manufacture (mash), as well as storage of devices * used for their manufacture - entails a warning or a fine in the amount of up to five basic units with confiscation of the indicated drinks, semi-finished products and devices.

*Purchase moonshine stills for home use it is still possible, since their second purpose is the distillation of water and the preparation of components for natural cosmetics and perfumery.

Caucasian congratulations and toasts are usually the "highlight" of the festive feast, as they contain a lot of things: folk wisdom, in a mild form of moralizing, ridicule of evil and human vices, sublime poetry and love. All this makes the Caucasian toast a bright charisma. Toasts ennoble the feast, they make them a festive celebration, and not a booze, when someone pours as much as he wants and drinks when he wants. The Caucasian feast with toasts is always a full table, songs, this is grape wine and this is the best hospitality in the world. The oldest and most interesting are caucasian toast. They came to Russia along with Caucasian wine made from the best grape varieties. Caucasians know how to celebrate, they like to receive guests, they know how to make toasts that you want to listen to in silence, standing with a glass of good wine. Therefore, the Caucasian wedding toast is a pledge Have a good mood at the table, especially if you pronounce it with expression and with a Caucasian accent. It will surely make a good impression on the newlyweds and guests, which will make your toast original and memorable.

"Let's imagine that the family is a boat. If only the husband rows, he will quickly get tired and will not sail anywhere. If both are lazy, then the boat will not sail anywhere either. And only a wise wife will not only do without valuable advice to her husband on how to row , but sometimes she herself will be at the oars. So let's drink to the fact that this family is the personification of harmony and mutual respect! "

"A man is sailing in a boat across the vast sea. Sometimes the sun is shining and the sea is calm - a man can rest, but more often the sea is worried, steep dangerous waves are running in, sea monsters are swimming nearby, and a person really wants to go to a quiet harbor, where it is both light and warm from the care and participation of loved ones. So let's drink to the newly formed family and wish them a long and successful voyage on the waves of the sea of ​​life! Bitter!"

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl and a proud horseman in the same village. The day came, they met and fell in love. Parents played them magnificent wedding and life went on as usual.

One day the dzhigit was going on a business trip.

Don't worry dear. I'll be back in exactly one week. Do not miss.

Seven days passed, then a week, a month ... But the young husband is still gone.

Then the wife sent to seven different cities where his friends lived, seven different telegrams with the same text: "Do you happen to know where my husband is?"

Soon the answer came from all seven friends - the same one: "Don't worry, I have your husband."

So let's raise our glasses to true friends who are always ready to support us in difficult times!"

"There once lived a wise man, and to his beautiful daughter two got married. The wise man married his daughter to a poor man. And when others were surprised at such an act, he explained:

The rich man is stupid and lazy, and I know that he will lose his wealth. But the poor man is smart, rushes forward, and he will succeed.

If that wise man were with us today, he would also raise a glass so that, when choosing a groom, they evaluate the possibilities of his mind and character, and not his wallet!

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"In the Caucasus they say: a stupid wife scolds her husband, and a smart wife scolds herself for marrying him. So let's drink to smart wives!"

"When God fashioned a man, he had a piece of clay left. And God asked:
- What else to blind for you?
The man looked at himself: head, arms, legs... everything seems to be in place, everything is there... And then he asked:
- Fashion me, if possible, happiness.
But the omniscient and omniscient God did not know what it is - human happiness. Then he handed out a piece of clay to the man and said:
- You know, blind yourself to your own happiness.
And we sculpt as best we can - that's what we'll drink together!"

Toasts in the Caucasus are a separate ritual in which Georgians are especially strong. Caucasian toasts are funny, instructive or congratulatory. In the collection are best congratulations and sayings in verse and prose.

Caucasian wisdom says: if kind person wants to live in the same beautiful place for a month, he must sow corn there, if for a year - build a house, and if all his life - then raise a child.
Let's raise our glasses to the bottom for the fact that our dear parents sowed more than one cornfield, built a beautiful house and raised us with you!

The son returns from school. The father looks through his diary and sees: Mathematics - 2, Geography - 2, physical education - 2, singing - 5. The father happily says:
Well, thank God you can sing.
That Caucasian is bad who cannot sing Caucasian songs, let's drink to our son singing like a nightingale!

The Lord created a woman from the rib of Adam, but if He had appointed her to be the mistress of a man, He would have created her from the head; if I were a worker, I would create from a foot; but since he appointed her to be a friend and equal to a man, he created it from a rib. So let's drink to the fact that from this rib, as from a true friend, only good comes!

One Georgian woman comes home and indignantly says to her husband:
- Valiko, can you imagine, our neighbor changed his wife for a thoroughbred horse! Would you never do that, dear?
- Well, what are you, - answers Valiko, - as a last resort, on a foreign car and a bottle of old Georgian wine.
So let's drink to our beloved wives, who are more valuable than any thoroughbred horse, more beautiful than any foreign car and sweeter than any old wine!

Before the holiday, two young housewives, who met at the well on a hot day, are talking.
“You know, Nana, I found a way to peel onions for a roast and not cry.
Really, Manana? And what is the way?
“I entrust cleaning onions to my husband.
So let's drink to my wife, who knows that a real horseman has nothing to do in the kitchen!

As you know, men in the Caucasus are very fond of blondes. However, they are also not indifferent to brunettes. It is also impossible to say that they do not like brown-haired women. But they really treat bald women with prejudice.
Friends, let's drink to love without prejudice!

Once Katso was asked:
“Listen, Katso, they say that you taught your wife to play backgammon. Really?
- Indeed, he taught. And, you know, well done. Last weekend I won half my salary from her.
So let's drink to the female passion!

A real man is one who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is.
So let's drink to the fact that only real men meet on the life path of women!

When a son grows up in a Caucasian family, his father initiates him into the secrets that a real horseman should know. And that's what a real horseman should know about a woman. A woman always has three ages: apparent, real and attributed to herself. But the horseman must forget about the existence of the first two ages and completely trust the woman.
So let's drink to the fact that women are not shy to speak the truth!

Since ancient times, in the Caucasus, a man and a woman have been likened to two notes, without which the strings of the human soul do not give a correct and complete chord.
So let's drink to women who, complementing us, give birth to heavenly music!

Every woman is like a rose - just as beautiful. But there are no roses without thorns. Petals quickly fly around, but prickly thorns remain.
So let's drink to women keeping their petals longer!

A Georgian passes an exam for a driver's license. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
You are driving in a car along a narrow road. On the left - high-high mountains. On the right is a cool-cool abriv. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrible old woman. Who will you press?
- Of course, the old woman!
- Fool! .. You need to press the brake!
So let's drink to the fact that in a difficult situation we do not forget to press the brake!

The father is angry with his son, who does not know the conjugation of verbs at all:
- Well, think carefully if I tell you: I love them, you love them, he loves them, we love them ... Explain to me what it is?
“This is a brothel, dad.
Let's drink to the fact that the son not only understands grammar, but can always distinguish good woman from bad!

The jackal came to the lion and said:
- Let's fight!
The lion paid no attention to him. Then the jackal threatened:
- I'll go now and tell everyone that the lion was terribly scared of me.
The king of beasts winced.
“Let the inhabitants of the desert condemn me for cowardice - that’s still more pleasant than they will despise me for a fight with a jackal.”
I dedicate this toast to not humiliate ourselves in front of types that are dirty and unworthy of us.

Caucasian wisdom says: “He who has a beautiful wife is no longer poor. He who has a smart wife is rich. He who has a beautiful, intelligent and economic wife is truly rich.
So let's drink to the true wealth of our friend!

One old aksakal told me: “By what a man’s wife is, how good she is and what kind of mistress, one can judge what he is like and whether he knows his own worth.”
So let's drink to a charming and skillful hostess, whose husband, apparently, is a real sultan!

One ardent Caucasian was very fond of pretty girls. But each of them wanted to be the only one, so he was left alone one day. Then a friend advised him to advertise in the newspaper. Here is what they wrote: “A passionate Georgian man will meet a beautiful girl who will understand and forgive him.”
So let's drink to a woman's love, patient and understanding!

Once, having quarreled with his wife, Givi asked a rhetorical question:
- Weird! Why do the biggest fools have the most beautiful wives?
- Well, you're a sycophant! - answered his wife with a forgiving smile.
So let's drink to naive women who hear a compliment in every word!

Young Suliko once complained to her friend:
“Vano came to see me last night. I was so excited, so fascinated by him, that in a fit of ardent tenderness I said: “Take my most precious thing from me!” He led the horse out of the stable, jumped on it and sped away like the wind.
So let's drink to the fact that we always understand women correctly!

In the Caucasus, three qualities are valued more than others in a woman: love, tenderness and modesty.
So let's drink to the fact that not a single woman hides these qualities!

There is a custom in the Caucasus: when a girl is born in the house, the father takes out a gun and shoots once. When a girl grows up and they want to marry her, her father shoots a gun twice, but when a girl is married off, her father fires a gun three times. So let's drink to the fact that rifle salvos are often heard from our houses!

In the mountains there is a great way to keep young. Those days that are spent with guests are not taken into account when calculating the years lived. I propose a toast to you, dear guests, to your spiritual generosity, because today, without knowing it, you extended my life!

Once, an old man lived in a distant mountain village, and he beat his beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her. He called the jigits and said to them this speech:
“The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet, catches a mountain sheep there, brings him to my feet and slaughters him so that not a single drop of blood falls on my snow-white bathrobe, and so, one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will kill him.
And then the first dzhigit came out. He was brave, dexterous, smart, but one small grain of sand fell from under his feet - and his old father killed him. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain sheep to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the sheep, in the sense, the throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell, stabbed, next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut the throat of the ram without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old father. But his old father killed him too. The beautiful daughter screamed in horror:
- Listen, atez! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you slaughter him? And the old father said to her:
- For company!
So let's drink to good and warm company!

One Eastern man says to another:
- I will marry a beautiful, smart, economic and clean girl.
How are you going to manage all four? another was surprised.
So let's raise our glasses to our wives, who combine these and many other qualities!

Two flowers are talking in the garden of a Georgian house:
- Do you love me?
- Kaneshno. Are you me?
- Ochen!
- Wah-wah, where are the bees?
Let's raise our glasses so that our love does not interfere with adverse circumstances!

When Wano's wife bought a lottery ticket, she said:

If I win, I will buy myself a new coat.
- And if not? Wano asked.
"Then you'll have to buy it for me!"
So let's drink to women who always find a way out of difficult situations!

A young dzhigit says to his wife after the wedding:
- Before we go to honeymoon trip, my heart, I want to tell you something more about my past.
“Givi, but you already told me about your past before the wedding,” the young wife is surprised.
- What I want to tell you about happened exactly in the interval between the wedding and today ...
So let's drink to ensure that women learn the truth from us in a timely manner!

In the Caucasus, if a woman leaves a dzhigit for another man, the dzhigit becomes disgraced for life. After all, the only thing that encourages a woman to cheat is boredom and monotony, from which her heart withers.
So let's drink to the fact that women never get bored in our presence!

A long time ago in the Caucasus there was such a custom. The girl, before getting married, had to tame a mountain sheep. She took with her a bunch of fresh grass and climbed early in the morning high into the mountains. If she managed to see a mountain sheep, she would detect her presence and throw grass at him, while she herself would move away. This went on for some time. In the end, the ram got used to the girl and, having eaten the grass brought to him, lay down at her feet and dozed blissfully.
Only after that, when the girl managed to tame a proud freedom-loving animal, could she get married. After all, an untamed mountain sheep lives in every Caucasian man.
So let's drink to women so that they can tame us!

The mountain never went to Mahomet because he had nothing to drink.
So let's drink to our friends who always come to us!

The wise man was asked:
– Why is it so easy for friends to become enemies, but it is very difficult to turn enemies into friends?
“But in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build it,” answered the sage, “and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to spend money than to earn it.”
I propose a toast to the fact that we build, not destroy.

It is known that the Almighty made all women from the same dough, but did not put sugar in each.
Since then, all men wander in search of their sweet woman!
So let's drink to those who seek and find!

We have a saying in the Caucasus: "It is better to have enemies who tell the truth to your face than friends who flatter."
So let's drink to our friends being sincere with us!

The Sultan enters his harem and whispers in the ear of one of his wives: “Your eyes are like midnight stars. Your lips are like corals. Your camp is like a vine. Pass it on."
Let's drink to the fact that such words were intended for only one woman, the one and only!

When Vaso, after the wedding, began to calculate his honeymoon expenses and compare them with the size of his wife's dowry, he concluded that he married solely for love.
So let's drink to women who marry exclusively for love!

Once, a husband and wife were walking in the mountain gorges of the Caucasus, and the wife walked ahead of her husband. Quite by chance, the mullah saw them and was indignant:
Hassan, you are violating the Koran!
– When the Koran was written, the roads were not mined. Go ahead, Fatima!
So let's drink to the fact that women always go one step ahead of men!

Every highlander knows that women value courage in men. One has only to amaze them to interest them, and when you interest them, it is not difficult for them to please them.
So let's drink to women who know how to appreciate men!

An oriental man is a heat-loving man, he cannot live without sun rays. But the sun for the highlander is not only a heavenly body: it may well be replaced by a woman who will warm a man with her caress and tenderness during bad weather.
So let's drink to beautiful women that will never let us freeze!

One day a neighbor asked Khoja Nasreddin to lend his donkey.
“I don’t have a donkey,” Nasreddin replied. And at this time, a donkey roared in the stall.
“Eh, you say that you don’t have a donkey, but you hear the donkey roaring,” the neighbor shamed Nasreddin. He shook his head and said reproachfully:
- You believe the donkey, but I, who lived to a gray beard, do not?
So let's drink to not being an ass, going to borrow something from the neighbors!

Once upon a time there was a sultan in the world, and he had a harem, which was located 100 kilometers from the palace. And he had a servant whom the Sultan sent every day for the girl. The servant died at 30 and the Sultan at 90.
So let's drink to the fact that we do not run after women, but they follow us. Since it is not women who kill men, but running after them.

One day, on a distant mountain plateau, a shepherd was tending a herd of goats. Suddenly, an eagle fell from the sky onto the herd like a stone and grabbed one goat. The shepherd fired - and the eagle fell, and the goat flew on.
So let's drink to the fact that the eagles are not shot, and the goats do not fly.

Caucasian wisdom says: falling in love, a person rises a step above everyday, everyday life.
So let's drink to this step! For love!

Vano and Givi are talking. Givi says that he quarreled with his wife yesterday. Wano asks:
- Givi, for whom is left the last word?
- Follow me, of course! – proudly declared Givi. - I said: "Well, buy it."
So let's drink to women who know how to give in in a dispute in time!

Once a young Georgian got married. The young wife tells him after the wedding:
- Dear, I must confess to you that I can cook only two dishes - semolina and pear compote.
The young Georgian looked at the dish in front of him and asked:
“Which one is this?”
So let's drink to women who never fully reveal their virtues!

Once two hundred-year-old Georgians were talking. One says to the other:
Givi, my wife told me yesterday that I am as strong as I was at 75.
Why did she say that?
- In our yard there is a stone that was laid by my great-grandfather. So, at the age of 75 I couldn’t move him, and now I can’t.
So let's drink to the female ability to make compliments!

In the mountain villages of the Caucasus there is such a custom: when a girl is born in a family, the father must plant a tree near his house; when the girl grows up and becomes a woman, the father must cut down the tree that he planted at her birth.
So let's drink to the mountain valleys, more beautiful than which there is nothing in the world.

Georgians are sitting at a huge table, drinking and eating. The toastmaster gets up:
- Gogi, say a toast!
- Let's drink!
Well done, Gogi! Well said!
A little time passed, and the toastmaster rises again:
- Gogi, say a toast!
- Let's drink!
Well done, Gogi!
After a while, the host rises again:
– Vano, say a toast!
We have gathered at this beautiful table in order to ...
“Uh, honey, not like that. Gogi, say a toast!
- Let's drink!

Far away in the mountains, at the very peak of height, there lived an ancient mountaineer. He was so ancient that generations succeeded other generations, and he lived and lived. There was only one secret to this: he had beautiful and complaisant wives. Wah! So let's drink to the fact that life does not take us away from the only one thanks to which we can save our nerves, be forever young and live forever!

The charming young man Rustam and the beautiful Zulfiya loved each other very much. Everything went well in their relationship, and they soon got married. And immediately after the wedding, Rustam was sent on a creative business trip. He began to calm his young wife and promised to return in three days. But it takes three times for three days, and her husband is gone. Ten times three days have passed, and Rustam is still gone and gone.
Then the beautiful Zulfiya sent seven telegrams to seven cities to seven true friends Rustam. And telegrams came from seven cities from seven true friends: “No need to worry, Rustam is with us!”
I propose to drink for faithful and reliable friends who will not let you down in trouble!

We in the Caucasus say that only a sleeping enemy is better than a useless friend.
So let's drink to our true friendship because each of us can count on the other as on himself!

An old Caucasian proverb says that love, destined for a person from above, seeks him - just like he seeks her.
So let's drink to the success of our mutual searches. For love!

When Gogi began to come home late, drunk, not to pay his salary, his wife began to complain to her friend:
“I lost 10 pounds because of it.
Her friend sympathized with her and exclaimed:
- Why are you so tormented, you won’t leave him?
“You see,” Goga’s wife answered, “I want to lose another two kilograms.
So let's drink to women who are able to benefit from everything!

Once a young mountaineer was in a compartment with a beautiful girl. He immediately began to look for a way to get to know her:
- Tell me, what nationalities do you like men?
“I like the Indians, they are so fearless, and the Jews because they are smart…
The young man, without thinking twice, replied:
- Allow me to introduce myself: Chingachguk Gogi Moiseevich.
So let's drink to the diversity of women's tastes!

In the Caucasus, they say that if a woman cries, then every tear she sheds is a heavy accusation against her man.
So let's drink to the fact that women will never have a reason to blame us for anything!

A long time ago in the Caucasian villages there was a custom - when a son grew up in the family of a rural prince and he had to choose a wife, the villagers brought their daughters to the princely court. The groom's parents asked the girls different questions - they checked how economical, hardworking, and economical they were. In the end, they chose one and only. And what do you think: what should be the future wife of the future prince? And here is the answer - they chose the most beautiful.
So let's drink to feminine beauty, which wins in any competition!

Climbed a tour to a high mountain. And the higher the tours climb, the better they feel. I saw a mountain eagle, made one circle, another, fell on it like a stone and began to peck. The tour fell and crashed.
Let's drink to the fact that, no matter how high we climb up the mountain, no one pecks at us and makes us fall.

My friends and friends of my friends! Let's drink to our futile efforts to remake the world. But let the world not count on the fact that he will be able to remake us! For us!

Whether you are a caliph or a beggar in the market,
Ultimately, everyone has the same price.
So drink wine!
In it is the source of immortality and light,
In it - the flowering of spring and past summers.
Be happy for a moment among flowers and friends,
For life consisted in this moment.

One smart old Georgian said that one who is looking for a beloved without vice runs the risk of being left without a chosen one at all.
So let's drink to our love, to those we love, just the way they are!

Two Caucasian men saw a young and beautiful girl. One of them followed her with a passionate glance and exclaimed:
- This is a girl, a real peach!
The other, also looking after her, said with regret:
- Six children...
Does she really have six children?
- You and I, Givi!
Friends, let's raise a toast to love that knows no barriers in its path!

One highlander is talking to his friend:
– If you knew how much I like Moscow! I have the most pleasant memories of the most magnificent women associated with her!
“Gogi, but you have never been to Moscow,” his friend remarked.
- Indeed, I haven’t been, but my wife often goes there ...
So let's drink to women who broaden our horizons!

In the Caucasus, when talking about a woman, they never forget about her main purpose - motherhood. A mother woman is a special person, her love knows no barriers, the whole world is fed by her breast.
Everything beautiful in a person is from the rays of the sun and from mother's milk, all this saturates us with love for life!
So let's drink to women who are lucky to be mothers!

In the Caucasus, not a single feast is complete without a toast glorifying the female mind. Here I am, following the tradition, I want to drink for smart women. While a smart woman can express a lot in a few words, a stupid woman has the ability to talk a lot and say nothing.
So let's drink to smart women who have brevity of thought and clarity of mind!

Remember my son
There are many troubles in life.
Her lessons are both wise and strict.
And yet, probably, there is no worse misfortune,
Than suddenly be without a road.
The road is under the stones or under the sand,
Straight or curved - all the same more expensive
Covered in sadness and longing,
Aimless, empty off-road.

High in the mountains of Kakheti lived an eagle with eagles and small eagles. One day, returning from a hunt, the eagle decided to test his eagle, check how brave she is, how she protects the nest, eagles from strangers ... He put on the skin of a tiger and began to slowly approach the nest ... The eagle, seeing a tiger sneaking towards the nest, boldly rushed to him. Wah, how she pecked him, beat her wings, and tore with her claws !!! And, without even giving her time to come to her senses, she threw her to the very bottom of the deepest gorge.
So let's drink to the fact that, in whatever form the husband comes home, his wife always recognizes him!

Why do mountaineers drink from a horn? They prefer buffalo horn to any goblet, to any crystal elegance. They will not spare the most expensive metal in order to dress the treasured horn in elegant lace chasing and the thinnest chain, as if woven from hair. The horn is roomy, no doubt. But this is not why it is preferred by those who know how to have fun, cheerful highlanders, but because the wine poured into the horn must be drunk - you can’t put the horn on the table, you won’t leave the wine for later!
Let it not be a horn, let it be an ordinary mug, but that the poured be drunk by everyone and every time for health! This toast is for a good custom: what you can drink today, do not leave for tomorrow!

A young Georgian, a student at Moscow State University, writes a letter to his father in Tbilisi: “Dad, I have already become a real student, only here all the students ride buses, and I take a taxi.” The father sends the answer to his son: “Son, we will sell a lot of tangerines with mom, and send you some money: buy yourself a bus, be like everyone else.”
Let's drink to the fact that our children do not need anything, and to the rich parents of our children!

In ancient times, a frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one Georgian was able to escape - he grabbed a piece of the mast and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later emerged from nowhere beautiful girl and grabbed the other end of the board. The Georgian looked at her and began to cry. The girl asked him:
- Why are you crying?
Georgian said:
- Wah! Such a girl - and I can’t take care of it properly!
So let's drink to resourcefulness in love, which will always tell you how to take care of a girl!

One Georgian woman watched the program "Around the World" on TV. When her husband came home, she told him:
“I learned that there are tribes in Africa where husbands sell their wives. If we lived there, would you sell me?
The generous Caucasian man answered the stupid woman:
- I would give you!
So let's drink to selfless love!

Givi is talking to his fiancee. She tells him:
- Givi, when you become my husband, I will share with you all the hardships and hardships.
- Thank you, dear, but I have neither hardships nor hardships!
- But, Givi, I said: “When will you become my husband!”
So let's drink to women's foresight!

In the mountain villages of the Caucasus, when building houses, a lightning rod was placed on the roof, for the simple reason that thunderstorms are not uncommon in the mountains. But inside the house, as it turned out, thunderclouds also often gather. And the best salvation from them is the caress, tenderness and care of the woman - the mistress of the house.
So let's drink to women - the best lightning rod in family life!

In the Caucasus they say: “If you want to be happy one day, drink wine. If you want to be happy for two days, drink fine wine for two days. If you want to be happy all your life - respect, appreciate, take care of your wife.
So let's drink to our women who prolong our happiness for life!

My toast, friends, to restless women,
What can, hiding their emotions,
Be silent wisely, give in with dignity,
Keeping peace and husband and family.

Try not to agree with the old oriental proverb: "They try gold with fire, they try a woman with gold, and they try a man with a woman."
So let's drink for us - with honor overcoming all trials and trials!

An eagle that does not fly from high cliffs into wide, spacious valleys is a bad eagle. An eagle that does not return from the wide expanses of the valley to the high cliffs is a bad eagle. So let's drink to the fact that we never forget about home, and wherever life throws us, we always return home!
- Tell me, Nana, how much did mom pay for two kilograms of apples, if a kilogram costs 2 rubles?
- I do not know. Mom is always bargaining.
Caucasians are famous for their ability to trade and bargain. Let's drink to our children adopting this beautiful trait from their parents!

Soso asks Vano:
– Vano, do you know what homemade champagne is?
No, Soso.
- So this is when a man drinks wine, and a woman hisses.
Let's drink to the fact that our lovely hostesses prefer real Georgian wine to any champagne.

One sultan gathered all his wives, and he had a hundred of them, and said, brushing away a tear:
- I'm divorcing you! I fell in love with another harem.
So let's drink to honesty in love!

The young horseman liked the girl - and in order to seem like a cultured man, he uttered the following words:
- Girl, can I invite you for a cup of coffee?
To which the girl answered without hesitation:
- You can, but don't smoke in bed.
So let's drink to women's insight!

One horseman was asked: “If your wife were guilty, what punishment would you choose for her?” The jigit thought and answered:
– If I wanted to punish my wife harder, I would buy her a lot of jewelry and lock her in a room without a mirror.
So let's drink to the fact that women will never be subjected to such a punishment!

A real Caucasian man considers it his duty to do happy woman. But one great person said: “Only a woman who has children can be happy; After all, it is not enough to love, it is necessary that love be sanctified.
So let's give women happiness! That's what we'll drink to.

I drink, so that for everyone who was not with us today,
Could not drink and eat at the wedding,
We kept the good smell of bread,
which we broke down here.
So that everyone sitting at the table,
For a long time saved in your blood
And mischief, and this invigorating current
Wine, fun, friendship and love.

The venerable Georgian prince once sneezed, and the servant said hurriedly:
- A thousand years of health!
- Zyts! shouted the gentleman. Why do you want the impossible for me?
“Then live a hundred and twenty years.”
- Zyts! The prince got angry again.
- Then at least a hundred!
Failed again!
- Eighty?
All wrong! The servant got out of patience and says:
- Yes, if it was my will, then die now! I propose to raise glasses so that we live as long as we wish for ourselves!