"sex and the city" on radio city-fm. What do abbreviations mean in dating ads? What is dating as a couple

"Quite often in marriage ads, you can see a lot of abbreviations (so that more words fit), such as b / u, a / m, b / n, etc. And this is understandable, because no publication is interested in free ads the size of a newspaper And if information costs money, then God Himself ordered us to save on signs and write a lot about ourselves, but abbreviated, because the cost of an ad is always calculated by the number of characters...
Nevertheless, while looking through the newspaper for free ads the other day, I came across this: I will meet a girl d / s / o. I ask my husband: "What do you think, for c / o - how is it translated?" "For sexual relations," he replies. I, being more romantically inclined, say: "No, probably, he wants to meet a girl for a serious relationship."
Word for word, having nothing to do, they began to disassemble all the announcements and make up their own decoder from them. Reading the ads, I could not help but be surprised: each of those who "presented" themselves in the newspaper, for some reason, is sure that they will understand him!
In general, a marriage announcement can be conditionally divided into two parts: about yourself and about him / her, that is, what ideally her / his partner should be. Reality, reality and dream.
Interestingly, very often among those qualities that a virtual sweet friend should have, a sense of humor pops up. Obviously, in our country one cannot do without humor. After all, it is important for each of us to believe that your chosen one will not grind his teeth into the pillow from the imperfection of life. It is important to know that he is a light person, not a heavy one. Or maybe all because people are most afraid of stupid and boring, and the presence of a sense of humor excludes both the first and second?
But we digress. Let's get back to deciphering the abbreviations. So, the easiest option, where I didn’t have to guess for a long time, was this: “nice girls. b / c with a / d” - cute girls without complexes, with a home visit. As you can see, nothing complicated.
But over the second, "conspiratorial" message of the type "Eustace - Alex" had to work hard. My husband dug it up somewhere in the wilds of the World Wide Web. So: an intelligent man, 40/180, m/o, with a/m, v/o, v/p, b/u, b/c, b/p is looking for wives. from 25, b / c, a / b, with r / and for p / in and / o.
This is what we got after decoding: an intelligent, forty-year-old man, 180 centimeters tall, financially secure, with a car, higher education, bad habits, sense of humor, without complexes, without problems looking for a woman from 25 years old, without complexes, a / b - Ambitious or what?, With diverse interests for regular meetings and intimate relationships.
If we decompose all our transcripts in alphabetical order, we get the following:
a / m - a car, a / box - a PO box;
b / d - without children, b / c - without complexes, b / n - without problems;
military education - higher education, military training - bad habits, military training - serviceman,
w/t - your territory;
g / p - main post office;
d / c - on demand, d / o - long-term relationship;
w / n - housing independent (a), w / o - provided with housing (a), w / n - housing problems;
i / r - intellectually developed (intellectual development), i / c - interesting / intimate meetings, i / d - interesting friendship (interesting business), i / o - intimate relationships, i / n - intimate problems, i / y - intimate services and i / f - the same photo;
m / v - meeting place, l.l.s - places of deprivation of liberty, m / t - my territory, m / n - financially independent (a), m / o - financially secure (a), m / n - material problems ;
n/s - not a sponsor, n/t - our territory;
o / a - return address, o / d - wealthy lady, o / n - special problems, o / f - candid photo;
p / o post office, p / a - regular meetings;
r / i - versatile interests, r / o - versatile communication;
s / n - serious intentions, s / o - serious relationship, s / n - married couple, s / s - creating a family;
t/p - creative profession;
b/w - black and white, b/w - sense of humor...
Of course, this is not a complete and absolutely correctly interpreted list of all abbreviations in dating ads. After all, h / u and / r are different for everyone. Therefore, if you have already chosen a risky way to put together interpersonal relationships with the help of a marriage announcement, then write it better in an accessible and digestible language. After all, such a message is currently the only document that can preserve the contours of your dream."www regionlove ru

Common conditional abbreviations used in dating ads.

A / m - car
a / s - an. sex
PO box - PO box
b/d - without children
b/c - without complexes
b/p - no problem
b/s - bisexual
b/o - free ad
in / c - video cassette
higher education
v / n - bad habits
military serviceman
w/t - your territory
v / f - video
g/n - main post office
g / s - gr. sex
d / a - on demand
d / o - long-term relationship
w / n - housing independent (a)
w / o - provided with housing
w/n - housing problems
and / in - int. meetings
i / d - int. friendship
i / o - int. relations
i / p - int. Problems
i / y - int. services
i / f - int. a photo
i.t.u - correctional labor institution (simply a zone)
l.i.u - medical correctional institution (LTP in the old way)
m/v - meeting point
mls - places of deprivation of liberty (simply a zone)
m/n - financially independent
m / o - financially secure (a)
m / n - material problems
m/t - my territory
n/a - not a sponsor
n/t - our territory
o/a - return address
o / d - wealthy lady
o/n - special problems
o/s - op. sex
f/f - candid photo
p / a - regular meetings
p/o - post office
r / u - diverse interests
r / o - versatile communication
s / m - sad.-maz.
s / n - serious intentions
c / o - serious relationship
s/n - married couple
s / s - creating a family
c / y - self-satisfaction
t/n - creative profession
b/w - black and white
b/w - sense of humor

Sincerely, Your Vizavi (Information updated in 2005)

Meet a girl in burgundy clothes start with a compliment

Use your favorite, tried-and-tested methods of dating attractive girls on the Internet, or learn new ones. Choose a suitable beginning of the correspondence and successfully develop communication.

The right start of correspondence with a girl is half the success when meeting on the Internet

Look at the photo and compliment it by describing the details you like in the photo. Use any little thing you see as a compliment. Start and communicate in such a way that your interlocutor considers you a nice person worthy of getting to know you. Use tips and tricks when analyzing response options and communication scenarios.

For starters, use your established online dating techniques. Go through all the stages of correspondence. Choose the most suitable options from all the proposed ones, which, in your opinion, will most effectively lead to the development of acquaintance.

Epigraph.
When I was still young, unmarried and practically carefree, I came across an advertisement in the newspaper “M / h with black w / w without w / w and m / w will meet a girl.” I sit and think, what is m / n? I thought and thought, didn’t come up with anything - I decided to call ... I called. It turned out to be some terribly busy young man, so busy that he had no time to get acquainted with girls in the usual ways, and physiology demands its own. So he decided to find himself a pillow, oh, a girlfriend for the body. It’s so clear, clear and direct ... And I was very offended when I found out that I called only to find out what this mysterious m / n is ...

And now to the crux of the issue. It's no secret that we have more women than men. So not everyone is married. And almost everyone wants it. I also have two unmarried friends. More precisely, there are more unmarried people, only these two do not wait for “weather by the sea”, but prefer to act somehow.

History first. Tanya has already been married. But it's hard to make happy family life, being not only in different cities, but also states. It didn't work out for them. I worried, of course. Well, now what. Time passed, and no one appeared on the horizon. To meet on the street, Tanya either did not have the courage, or her upbringing did not allow ... And she decided to look for her betrothed on the Internet. Since she does not have the Internet, everything happened at my house. I went to one site, leafed through the profiles (at the same time enlightened about heterosexuals and other living creatures), chose one guy and wrote to him. He called a month later. We have already forgotten about it. My friend didn't even know who was calling at first. She began to resent that you were hooligans here, he was already offended at first ... We decided to meet anyway. We met and walked. Then again. More... I didn't ask anything. She herself once said that she seemed normal, but something in him was alarming. She herself has not yet figured out whether she is lying, or “playing” in another person ...
And at one fine moment the following happened. Tanya calls me and asks in a pitiful voice:
- Tell me something nice
- What happened?
- He left me…
- Tell...
(I must say right away that this did not surprise me much. Knowing the rather corrosive character and sharp tongue of a friend, I suggested that she blurted out something that the gentleman did not like and he decided not to get involved further with such a viper. But what I heard threw me into a complete stupor)
We met and talked. Liked each other. Many points of view were the same. Tanya says that we're going, I'll just think something, and he immediately voices it. They were on the same wavelength. But she couldn't relax. Something interfered, but what is not clear. He is a newcomer, he rents an apartment, he works, he has a share in a small business, but he is going to sell it. Not a lot of money, if not a little. At the same time, he took me to one of the most expensive cafes on Khreshchatyk, when Tanya, seeing the prices there, offered to go to another, more democratic place, she was very surprised to learn that there were such. In general, a friend began to suspect that he is not as simple as it seems at first glance. And on the other hand, this is his right, they have not known each other so closely and for a long time. In general, everything was quite good. Then I'm talking on behalf of a friend.
- He called me last night. I can hear from his voice that he drank. Explains that he has a relative visiting. Celebrated arrival. And for no apparent reason, he begins to say that in fact he has his own two-room apartment, a car, a well-paid job, a good business and fairly wealthy parents. He told all this and asked: “Well, what do you say to that?” What can I say? He didn't really surprise me. It's unfortunate that he lied. I answer that I’m happy for him, but now I don’t know whether his words should be taken seriously, because it’s not known whether he is telling the truth or not. We chatted a bit more and said goodbye. Today he called again. Again asked about my reaction. And then he began to tell that he met a woman for a long time, fell in love, but it turned out that she was married and had a child. The husband works abroad, and she just had fun. I'm telling you, you're probably upset that she did that. The answer didn't just shock me. I still don't understand why he said that. "What makes you think I'm upset? You are just as if you do not live in Kyiv. And in general, this topic is unpleasant for me. I don't want to talk about her. I don’t want to talk to you either, and don’t call me anymore” ( At this point, my jaw dropped and my eyes popped out of their sockets.). I did not burst into tears just because there were people around. I don't remember how I got home. Julie, why did he do that? We even kissed. I do not understand anything!

Story two. Yana belongs to the kind of women that she is smart and beautiful, and knits socks, and bakes a cake, and sheds a bed, and pastes wallpaper. For a long time she met with a divorced man. I even wanted to marry him. I wanted it for so long that I just didn't want it. For him. In general, he wants to. Family, child. And that doesn't add up either. No one fits into piles and no one calls for marriage. While there is no family, she travels and learns English. Here, at the courses, one young lady suggested that she place a profile on a dating site for foreigners. All that was required from Yana was a photo, everything else was done for her. She reasoned like this, it won’t be worse for sure, but at least I’ll learn my language. The result was not long in coming. Literally a couple of days later, letters began to pour in. From different countries, from different addressees and different in meaning and content. For a long time, for a short time, communication was limited to several “suitors”, and then to one at all. German. 10 years older. Never married. Works. Household. Economic. Versatile person. They talked for hours on Skype. He told Yana about himself, his relatives, his dog, about the dishes that they traditionally cook for the holidays. I wondered if she would like such food. They talked about literature, cinema, war, family, and practically everything. He asked how her day went, what she was thinking about, why she was upset ... In short, Yana fell in love. He also said that he loved her, that she was the woman of his dreams, he did not even hope to find such. He said that they would live wonderfully, wondered where it would be better to live, here or with him. They didn't say that for a month or even a year. And two years. From time to time, Yana raised the issue of his arrival. In response, I heard one thing that he is afraid to fly, it takes a long time by train, you can by car, but not now, maybe later ... Come on, you better come to me. He sincerely did not understand that they simply would not open a visa for her, and on the offer to meet on neutral territory, he began to mutter something that if he saw her, he would never let her go and abruptly changed the subject, asking, “You probably want to leave me. You will gradually reduce communication to a minimum and leave altogether. Once he made an attempt - he came to the office that deals with visas for them. I saw the queue, turned around and left. Yana now began to understand why the girls left him and decided that she had had enough. You don’t always understand ours, but here foreigners with a different mentality, stupid questions (like where you can buy organic potatoes), lifestyle and sincere bewilderment, how her dad worked on her personal computer.

She posted a questionnaire on a domestic website. From all the pile of letters, like "You look cool", "Let's sleep", "Write me something" there was one normal one. Age, however, was a little embarrassing, 50 years old, but (as in that film) they were not going to cook it.
They met. Further from the first person.
- Yul, tell me, am I crazy? Or somehow improperly brought up? Maybe I don't understand this? I have the impression that they poured a bucket of d---a on me ... It turned out that he was already 58. He looks, of course, much younger. Was not married. The work is good. S/n is excellent. Apartment in the center. Everything is great, but age is running out. And he wants a child. So he needs a woman who
- guaranteed to give birth to a child
- would share his political views
- cooked well
- could work in the garden
- was a good hostess
- (!attention!) would share his sexual interests.
I got worried and asked for clarification. He asked how I feel when we allow 2 partners, or vice versa, 2 partners. Or even two by two. Probably, the answer was so clearly read on my face that he hurried to assure that this was normal, and “you think about my proposal”

Epilogue.
Tanya considers all men scoundrels and impotent, and completely refuses to repeat the attempt.
Yana refused to contact "made in Ukraine" and posted her profile on several foreign sites. Letters with an approximate content “I have been looking for such a woman all my life. My compatriots are all too selfish. I am looking for clean true love' are deleted immediately. She was sincerely amused by a 70-year-old American old man who wrote, “Baby, I’m not at the age to go after women, especially such young ones. But I am a fan female beauty, therefore I am writing to say that you are a very attractive woman and I wish you to find a worthy life partner "

Do real men become only after the 70s, and even then not all?

a real man is a man, it's not muscles, not intellect, and not upbringing and culture, but all together. but I think that any dense cannibal, if there is a beloved and loving woman, will become so in three minutes. a man, by definition, is ready for anything for a woman, one problem is where to find this particular woman, for the sake of which it is worth starting all this. but as in that joke: like a fool with a washed neck. it’s just that a woman should also do her bit, and it’s stupid to wait for the weather from the sea, a man becomes good (I know for myself) when I have to. and so it makes no sense - for whom to try? need an incentive

a real man is a man, it's not muscles, not intellect, and not upbringing and culture, but all together. but I think that any dense cannibal, if there is a beloved and loving woman nearby, will become so in three minutes. a man, by definition, is ready for anything for a woman, one problem is where to find this particular woman, for the sake of which it is worth starting all this. but as in that joke: like a fool with a washed neck. it’s just that a woman should also do her bit, and it’s stupid to wait for the weather from the sea, a man becomes good (I know for myself) when I have to. and so it makes no sense - for whom to try? need an incentive

And what does it mean: I get acquainted "without a couple"?

I'm dating single
Like a couple M+F
Like a couple M+M
Like a couple F+F
no answer

In accordance with such a test, this means - agree to a lightweight relationship without obligations and consequences.

And what does it mean: I get acquainted "without a couple"? I'm dating Single As a couple M + F As a couple M + M As a couple F + F no answer According to this test, this means - I agree to a lightweight relationship without obligations and consequences.

Vigilante, years 01/17/09 09:13

In general, the same plainly from year to year, water from a mortar. Women stubbornly want to be shameless, corrupt whores (they allegedly explain this by a natural tendency to search for the strongest male, so fuck your mother if you live by animal instincts like monkeys in miniskirts, all the more what kind of male respect you want, they keep monkeys in a cage, especially the strongest they are looking for males in gyms, and not among bald and ugly rich men, with a belly and prostate adenoma) and at every opportunity to earn in life with their cunt, but at the same time they stubbornly want to have the same respect and admiration from men as before a decent woman (in general they are looking for something essentially a fool), and they also want money for comfort and other things, naturally from the side of a "real man" and while this real man will work hard to ruin his health, she will run around her lovers and beauty salons with a sparkling ass. women write literally everything in their defense. even that a man should answer for her before God... ...

In general, the same plainly from year to year, water from a mortar. Women stubbornly want to be shameless, corrupt whores (they allegedly explain this by a natural tendency to search for the strongest male, so fuck your mother if you live by animal instincts like monkeys in miniskirts, all the more what kind of male respect you want, they keep monkeys in a cage, especially the strongest they are looking for males in gyms, and not among bald and ugly rich men, with a belly and prostate adenoma) and at every opportunity to earn in life with their cunt, but at the same time they stubbornly want to have the same respect and admiration from men as before a decent woman (in general they are looking for something essentially a fool), and they also want money for comfort and other things, naturally from the side of a "real man" and while this real man will work hard to ruin his health, she will run around her lovers and beauty salons with a sparkling ass. women write literally everything in their defense. even that a man should answer for her before God... ...

Irina, years 01/17/09 07:42

The perfect man He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't snore, he's not rude, and he doesn't exist. leave. Life is so short! Live and love only yourself, dear girls!

The ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't snore, isn't rude, and doesn't exist. but it's better to leave. Life is so short! Live and love only yourself, dear girls!

astavte mushin vpakoi prixadite knam vgruziu i tut unas iest nastaiashiii mushini ia atvichaiu za eta

astavte mushin vpakoi prixadite knam vgruziu i tut unas iest nastaiashiii mushini ia atvichaiu za eta

Show_Seagulls, year 01/17/09 02:19

Thank you all for your active participation. The broadcast did not pass without your (general) help.

Thank you all for your active participation. The broadcast did not pass without your (general) help.

A real man has courage, that is, he will enter into a mortal battle with an obviously stronger opponent. A bum from the basement can be a real man and a polished dad in a BMW is drooling. 99% of women peck at a BMW car.

A real man has courage, that is, he will enter into a deadly fight with a obviously stronger opponent. A bum from the basement can be a real man, and a polished daddy in a BMW can be a slobber. 99% of women peck at a BMW car. ... A so-called, real man, meets a woman once ... This is a man who singled her out from a huge crowd of her own kind, according to one criterion that was not understandable to others, ... And what could he find in this , a freckled, ankle-grassed grasshopper? ... And he didn’t give a damn ... He went to the ends of the world for her, into fire and water ... And she ... And she twisted a naughty tuft behind her ear and thought ... - Yes nafig I need this Vovka? There are so many around!... And now, after many years, she runs around here and looks for her Vovka... Alas... I didn’t get carried away much... What am I talking about?... Oh yes!... The real man ... So, dear gossips, the train has left, Vovkas have been dismantled, the seeds have been eaten!))) ... And for those who are younger ... Remember, did you have such a "Vovka" in your life?... And if yes, then find it and if it's not too late, just be happy!)))

A colleague of a friend met a young man on a dating site a year ago.
This is her first, so to speak, experience of dating in such a place, although the girl is already a little over thirty.
Therefore, at first she was pretty cowardly, drawing in her imagination maniacs and other perverts who, judging by idle conversations, just sit on such sites, waiting for the young, naive and gullible.

However, in reality, everything turned out to be not so scary.
The guy is quite sane and adequate, and will meet, and spend, and drive up, and help everywhere and everywhere. He works, has housing - in general, not a maniac and not a gigolo, as everyone frightened. They have already come together, live together, and met their parents, and talk is about children and marriage registration.

One thing is annoying - the guy never deleted his profile from the dating site.
- What for? He sincerely doesn't understand. - I'm just talking there. Boredom. Sometimes, for example, you can't sleep at night. Or in the afternoon you will come to get worn out. This is completely normal and doesn't mean anything.

The girl is somehow stressed.
- Listen, what SUCH harmless can you talk about on a dating site when your personal life is already arranged? - she sticks to her friends. Am I the only one who thinks this is not normal? Well, why doesn't he communicate on an auto forum, a business forum, a football or fishing forum? ..
- A dating site is a diagnosis! a friend told her recently. - Those who are used to sitting there will not leave. And if he leaves, sooner or later he will return ...

Is it really true?
And, if so, where does a lady in her 30s with a limited circle of friends meet the opposite sex?
Men of this age (40+\-) don’t go to courses anymore, there are only women in theaters and libraries, in cafes and restaurants it’s even worse than on websites ... What if a girl is not interested in politics and fishing, she doesn’t walks and, moreover, does not drive a car, that is, he cannot even enter a spare parts store or a car market with a smart look?
Interested in football, huh?
There are no other options?

Speaking of dating sites. Below are excerpts from the profiles of those who want to get acquainted, dragged by me from one of the forums. The authors claim that these are real phrases real people. Style, punctuation and spelling preserved))


1. A 60-year-old young man wants to meet a girl of any age ...
2. If you are a sportsman ... pumped up and tanned - then write. and preferably from Moscow or nearby cities.
3. The very very very widower is looking for the very very very widow ...
4. I am looking for a nice guy to suit my style - glamorous.
5. A woman will easily meet a male driver with a height of at least 170 for friendly relations.
6. Looking for a male for my girlfriend. Requirements: Love heavy metal and be a hairy monkey. Be furious in bed, the duration of sexual intercourse should be at least 3 hours.
7. With pleasure I will be blown up by a sex bomb who wants to share the end with me.
8. I invite a woman who sings a creative person to create a musical family.
9. A young man with a visual defect is looking for a girl who is pleasant to the touch.
10. I'm pretty, without bad habits I don't smoke, I don't walk, I don't work.
11. An interesting young man will meet interesting woman to put her in an interesting position.
12. Looking for a 40-year-old pretty half ...
13. A young pretty brunette is looking for a man 23-33 for a serious relationship.
14. People with any mental disorders - do not write to me!!! I am looking for a guy, a girl, a couple M + F, a couple M + M, a transsexual for sex.
15. A young man without bad habits will meet a girl who will teach him these habits.
16. I am divorced, I have a son of 8 years old. Other surprises in communication ...
17. A single man will meet a single woman in order to create a single child.
18. Blue-eyed blonde, 20/174/60, will meet an Australian for intimate meetings on his territory.
19. He graduated from the Lyceum, you yourself understand what they do with normal people there ...
20. Short, hair is temporarily absent ...
21. I want to meet my happiness. There is a meeting place.
22. Very hot, handsome, with a beautiful body and a deep soul, able to understand and satisfy you, today he needs you. Long-term relationships are possible, both sexual and just communication. Unfortunately, I do all this for money, but you really will not regret it and dissolve in me.
23. A middle-aged man, a two-time widower, is looking for a wonderful life partner. Height 178 cm, blue eyes, hobbies - I collect mushrooms and cook all kinds of dishes from them ...
24. I am looking for a smart, gentle, economic, inexpensive woman ...
25. A cool chick with a cool outfit and a hut will rent a dude with a car to talk about the weather.
26. A very interesting intellectual blonde, height 186, slender Muscovite. I love traveling, sports, music. Write to men with the same interests and with a car. Poste restante Andrey Konstantinovich Petrov.
27. A young girl, slender, attractive, with a higher education, housing is provided, I won’t answer a letter, I’ll tear a photo, damned males.
28. I want, urgently, head over heels, to fall in love with a girl who looks like both Jennifer Lopez and my mother at the same time.
29. A young pretty girl is looking for a man of 25-30 years old to create a married couple. Do not offer intimacy.
30. I don’t like big companies and I’m generally terribly shy, I just like going to nightclubs ...
31. Girl 90-60-90 (weight-height-age) is looking for a friend.
32. I am looking for a woman for romantic correspondence or a serious relationship. You may not reply to my letter.
33. I am looking for a husband to drink, smoke, walk. I think that spouses should live in common interests.
34. Unfortunately, I am not the owner of enlarged mammary glands and a capacious pelvis. Sorry.
35. I am looking for a friend of life who knows how to clean fish, dig worms, who has a motor boat. A photo of the boat is required.
36. I want to meet interesting person(who do not want to be bored in their free time from work). It's all in good sense the words. Please do not bother me for sexually anxious needs.
37. A beautiful, young woman is required to introduce the economy.
38. I am young, not very stupid, I take care of myself and a little freak out from the number of indistinct (outwardly and intellectually) subjects with requests declared on this site. What are you guys?!
39. A young pretty girl wants to meet a handsome guy for a serious relationship. I want to find: a nice young man.
40. A young, pretty girl 90-60-90, loving and oral sex, will invite a wealthy gentleman to visit. Do not offer intimacy.
41. Profession is a secret, I'm here anonymously.
42. I offer friendship. Real.. Pure. Strong. Male. Expensive.
43. I'm a designer student and pretty...
44. A single woman will rent a room. Or give up.
45. I answer the most popular question: yes, I really knit and really love to do it. But you don't have to ask me to tie you something, what an idiot!
46. ​​Looking for a girl of the opposite sex.
47. Old (after 21 years old), please do not write.
48. I want to meet a beautiful young girl who knows how to drive a car. A photo of the car is required.
49. About me: I don't lend money.
50. I am changing one wife of 36 years for two of 18. Do not offer option 4 to 9.
51. It’s quite difficult for me to describe myself, so I won’t do it. But, if someone is interested, then I'll try, maybe it will work out.
52. Two young students of the Faculty of Mathematics will take your integrals in the French way ...
53. If I had brains, I would have married long ago, for lack of them I get acquainted through the Internet.
54. I want to meet a girl, 25 years old, blonde, height 180 cm, with blue eyes, 90-60-90, smart, beautiful. Briefly about myself - 20 cm.
55. Looking for people to drink and buy liquor! If you, girls, have a girlfriend - it's even better, because it's more fun to drink in the company! Girls without photos are nothing ... The most important thing is that you have the desire to drink and have fun.
56. Changing: an interesting, creative, well-paid job in a new modern office with an excellent team at strong family and caring husband.
57. Looking for a woman who can spank me once a week.
58. A small, bald, fat, poor and homeless man will ruin the life of a beautiful sexy woman up to 37 years old.
59. I will introduce my friend - the director of the company for a serious relationship and the creation of a family.
60. hello! my brother said that here you can get acquainted with a girl and give her a hand, a heart and a pisyun (pissy) ... dear girls, write to me! and then my mother doesn’t let me out of the house yet (I was naughty) and I’m a little scared ... I’m waiting for you! Pafnutiy is 46 years old.
61. Young, attractive and educated girl
meets a drinking man in order to ruin his youth.
62. A young, pretty girl wants to have phone sex with a handsome young man! P.S. - Do not offer intimacy ....
63. Looking for happiness. (preferably 60x90x60).
64. Single man, owner
mobile phone 32 years old will get acquainted with the mistress of a landline phone from 18 to 35 years of love and marriage, do not offer pagers and walkie-talkies.
65. A man without material support will meet a married couple who will show how they do it.
66. A 55-year-old man offers correspondence to a sexually liberated woman of any age on the most depraved topics. I will tell you in detail with whom and how
fucked.
67. Ira 35\165\46\3. A charming chamomile is waiting for a generous bumblebee, who will pollinate her stamen.
68. An elderly stripper meets a young philharmonic.
69. I don't wear glasses, other parameters are normal. I drink beer (on Fridays). I sing when I drink a lot of beer. I play air hockey. I watch movies on weekdays and work a lot. Looking for a partner to play air hockey. And then a friend, when she loses, throws beer mugs at me. I want a safer relationship.
70. Honey, are you afraid of a big dick? Me and my little friend will give you what you want v\t, 52/172/60/14, independent, single, decent, considerate, understanding.
71. M / h, 29/171/71, I will do an “intimate hairstyle”, I will go to any region .. I can come to visit and live. Maybe married. I guarantee the secret 100%. I know how to cook delicious food, I drive a car. From brave men, too, waiting for an answer.
72. Hedgehog in the fog 48/176. looking for a wise woman with a sense of humor, over 40 years old, without bad habits and with living space.
73. A person of Caucasian nationality is looking for the same, of the opposite sex, without children and bad habits. Love in Russian, the details are on the spot.
74. Bell boy, 32/170/67 will meet a chamomile girl, for intimate, friendly relations.
75. I am looking for someone with whom there are no problems in this, like me.
76. Shouldn't we conclude a marriage contract, like Pushkin and Goncharova, without straining each other with problems. 50/180/95, moderately smart, moderately built. Don't mind being smart at the theatrical buffet.
77. I will marry all my girlfriends. Please call men over 30.
78. A pretty girl is looking for the owner of her "gingerbread house." Tie me to the bed and fatten me to fat while caressing my growing belly.
79. A girl loves highly educated people very much. We need someone like S. L. Farad, kind, talented, energetic.
80. Andrei, 28/180/73, handsome, serious, I live in a private house, a car enthusiast. I am looking for a beloved grandfather, 50-60 years old, childless, gray-haired, for permanent residence with me, forever, and a male family - you and me.
81. A charming, intelligent man will brighten up loneliness for a woman of any age who loves God, Pushkin, chess, knitting, who wants to live in the village. City dweller, 63/177/80, father 135 years old.
82. Alphonse will get acquainted with a kind, simple, pretty, unique, desirable. Where are you, answer.
83. I am 35 years old, a businessman. Lots of work, little time. Without wooing and arguing, I will marry an obedient girl, maybe a nonresident. All.
84. Looking for a physically strong woman.
85. Moscow Olympic poet, freelance journalist wants to get acquainted with young Russian giants in order to write a nice essay about them.
86. A unique 26-year-old young man with a rich intellectual potential and an absolutely decorative appearance offers a slender, courteous, merciful Turgenev girl (woman), regardless of her age, social and financial situation, to forcefully form joint mental and physical efforts, as well as those available to each individual in the psycho-physiological constitution, fluids the matrimonial, permanent, mutual fiduciary and irreproachable infrastructure of monogamy. In the future, I promise you to be faithful, attentive, caring, rigorous workaholic and loving husband and your child as a father. Culminating to promote the well-being and strengthening of the family, progressively care for the well-being and development of your child. I will give priority to the letters of women of the Balzac age. The answer to your letter will be made exclusively in epistolary form.