October 22nd, 2015 09:03 am

You know, there are such active people, active citizens. Those who, with their activity, kill everyone, from relatives to random passers-by. Here is my brother's mother-in-law, Galina Viktorovna. She is such a perfectionist. She always needs to improve. In the train, she will definitely buy a super-slicer for carrots. All playgrounds in the yard must be moved five meters northwest. The stop near the house is not close enough to the house, it also needs to be moved! She always has such missions, she saves the planet. Although this is not a problem, the problem is that she constantly talks about her exploits. I rarely see her, but my brother gets it. She comes to visit him and begins to drive him away, as she herself personally persuaded the deputy to remake her entire yard, and the like 12 exploits of Galina Viktorovna. And everything is so detailed and in colors that sometimes it makes you want to hang yourself.

But the brother still found a way to calm her down. Further from his words:

“A couple of weeks ago, she again told her epic stories at our house. I’m already stuck in my thoughts: “when will you leave, mom, mommy, mommy”, then I remember, we recently gave her a tablet! I ask: “Galina Viktorovna, where is the tablet that we bought you?”, She says: “in the bag.”
I was like lightning in the corridor, I returned with a tablet, I started downloading Active Citizen to my mother-in-law. I downloaded it, I showed it: “Here, Galina Viktorovna, admire!”. I thought that my torment would end now, but no, for the rest of the evening I literally persuaded my mother-in-law to see what I downloaded to her, and explained why she needed all this.

No, the story did have a happy ending. “Mom” came today, plunged into the application, sits there, votes, waits for the public hearings to be transferred there so that she does not go to them. He accumulates points for himself either for a T-shirt, or for some other stray. The themes of her heroic victories remain, but they are noticeably shorter now. Indeed, what can you say especially if the whole story is that she poked her finger at the screen?

Here is such a story. Often opponents of "AG" say that it is not available to most residents. It is not true. In our city, almost all pensioners already have access to tablets, smartphones, and laptops. The same smartphones are already worth a thousand rubles.

So guys, if your mother-in-law/wife/mom/grandmother is showing all the signs of a sew in the ass, buy them some gadget and download Active Citizen. Save your nerves and your time!

How to teach mother-in-law. Instructions for use

Dreaming of finding family happiness, the girls do not think about the train of relatives who reach out for the groom. Most of those who looked at you at the wedding are unlikely to meet on the path of life, but you will have to constantly communicate with your husband's parents.

It will not work for a long time to think carefully about every step and bother about the little things in order to please the second mom and dad. There will come a time when a sense of pride and independence will make your self come out. Modern girls often do not try to adapt to their husband's parents, hence the conflict of interest arises almost immediately after the honeymoon.

The confrontation between the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law, overgrown with stereotypes, should initially be considered as a war of two women who love one man. One cannot get used to the idea that her boy has already grown up and has long ceased to be an angel in the flesh, that it is time to stop nursing him and controlling everything and everyone in his life. Another cannot accept the care of her husband from another woman, her curiosity and pickiness. It turns out a situation from the category: two sheep on a narrow bridge. Naturally, you don’t want to bend under the mother-in-law. Therefore, we will try to tame the mother-in-law.

Straight Talk

Before embarking on decisive action, try discussing the current situation with your mother-in-law over a glass of wine or a cup of tea and kindly explain to her where she is wrong and that she should not worry about her son. Who knows, the essence of the conflict could be in a petty misunderstanding and natural maternal anxiety. Then you're in luck.

If, over time and the new actions of the mother-in-law, you realize that the conflict is still taking place, go on the offensive for now. Act confidently, do not stop halfway.

The most annoying thing is when your every action is accompanied by a comment: you feed the child in the wrong way, you don’t dress according to the weather, you don’t iron the clothes correctly, you cook the wrong thing ...

You can teach the adviser a lesson by completely ignoring her or agreeing with her in everything, but doing it your own way. We advise you to stock up on sedatives and patience. The mother-in-law will soon realize that you are indifferent to her monologue, you neglect advice, smiles and nods of approval are just a sign of decency. And who wants to talk into the void? A self-respecting mother-in-law will retreat.

A carefully pronounced phrase will also help calm the mother-in-law: “Anna Ivanovna, I do everything for the good of your son, and he is pleased with everything.” The situation for the mother-in-law will turn out to be a dead end: forcing you to do the opposite, she comes out, only harms her son.

There is one more method from opposite. The mother-in-law, who considers herself an ideal wife and mother, will always bother with advice and parting words. She just knows better. Based on this situation, we suggest turning to her for advice at every step. Constantly call her and ask how best to proceed. Ask her for help, because she is the best grandmother and mother.

Call day and night. The child's temperature has risen, consult with the mother-in-law. Let there be too many of you. She has her own household chores up to her throat, she does not need strangers. The mother-in-law will try to keep communication with you to a minimum.

Uninvited guest

Some mothers-in-law love to make surprises. For example, unexpected visits. No call, no text, just a knock on the door. Annoying when they suddenly burst into personal space and begin to spoil the nerves. Take a deep breath, calm down, and next time do not open the door - they were in the bath, they did not hear. Pretend you need to run.

Having kindly offered to have a bite to eat from the road, leave her at home alone, to wait for her son. Do whatever it takes to make her feel out of place. The mother-in-law will not so much be angry with you as she will regret the time spent. And call next time.

Themselves with mustaches

How to pacify the mother-in-law if she constantly makes comments about your uncleanliness, your inability to keep the house in order, organize family evenings? The next time you visit her, reproach her inadvertently for oily spots on napkins, in plaque on the toilet, in a yellowed bath, a dusty sofa. It won't sound right, but it works. Perfection does not exist.

cold war

You should not go into open conflict with your mother-in-law. It will only harm your family. You can teach a mother-in-law a lesson with kindness, affection, patience and cunning. Play underground and win. Get your father-in-law to your side, appease him with delicious food and beer while watching football.

An attack from the rear will be the most unexpected. Father-in-laws often take a neutral position, women's disassembly does not bother them much. The husband should initially be your ally. This factor is already a big blow to the pride of a negative mother-in-law.

And most importantly. Remember, the mother-in-law was once in your place. She may associate her relationship with you with personal experience. Your husband's mother has a great life experience. In fact, she is one step ahead. You are predictable to her. Cunning, play a double game and take non-standard moves. That's the only way to teach her a lesson.

The conspiracy against the evil mother-in-law is magical texts that create the conditions for attracting the energy of mutual understanding, peace to the house, contribute to a calm, measured life of people who may not tolerate each other, they can even hate.

Exists great amount conspiracies for the mother-in-law, if she interferes with the son's family to live normally, most of which were created, honed over tens, even hundreds of years. After all, unfortunately, there are cases when a mother, who does not agree with the choice of her son, literally goes to any lengths to separate the disobedient "blood" from his chosen one.

The quintessence of magical knowledge of many generations works great today, the main thing is to make sufficient efforts to resolve the issue, really want to achieve success.

Exists a large number of proven conspiracies to ward off the mother-in-law, allowing you to improve relations with the mother-in-law, corny to drive her out of the house with the help of magic, if nothing helps. Before resorting to magic, you need to try to reconcile with this person, or ask your husband to talk to her. If nothing helps, turn to the help of heavenly forces, most importantly, keep a firm intention.

When are these conspiracies pronounced?

There are many examples when the mother-in-law is able to create some problems in the family, interfere with life, create conditions that sometimes lead to a violation of the idyll and even divorce. The most difficult case is when the mother-in-law lives with her family and constantly incites her son to her daughter-in-law. They say that a lie repeated a thousand times becomes the truth, and this lie is especially effective against loved ones.

And if a young family does not have the opportunity to move to a separate apartment, or, for example, the mother-in-law, for health reasons, needs the constant care of loved ones, the likelihood of a marriage breaking up increases. Water and stone wear away, and the husband's mother is not a stranger to him, and he will listen to her opinion.

Therefore, if you do not want to lose your loved one, you need to take the initiative into your own hands and try to resolve the issue.

If the husband's mother refuses to compromise, you need to resort to the help of heavenly forces from her intrigues. One of the most effective means to solve this problem is a conspiracy to love the mother-in-law. If you just want to improve relations with your mother-in-law, then a white conspiracy will suit you. And in order to permanently ward off the mother-in-law, if you need to drive a woman out of your house, you will most likely need to use black magic. In this case, the lapel of the husband from the mother-in-law, made on their joint photo, or a ritual with wax dolls, is suitable.

How to be in a difficult situation

The life of a young family often depends on many factors, among which relationships with parents occupy a fairly significant place. Therefore, if you are tired of the constant presence of your mother-in-law in your home, it is you, the daughter-in-law, who needs to solve the problem.

To fulfill the following conspiracy from evil mother in law you need to prepare an onion, three candles and a glass of water. The ceremony is held on the waning month. At this time, the words of the conspiracy to get rid of the mother-in-law can with maximum force affect the woman who bothers you, and the goal will be achieved in the shortest possible time, life will become easier. Light candles late at night, put them on the table, cut the onion, dip it in a glass of water and read the words of the conspiracy to the mother-in-law.

Conspiracy "For the mother-in-law" for the waning month

“As an onion unites with water, so do we, the servants of God (your names with your spouse), And no one and nothing can quarrel us and not separate us! So that my beloved husband listens to me and listens, To always support me, to be a mountain for me! To be on my side in disputes with my mother, Yes
he was not a sissy, but he was able to get rid of everything mother-in-law! Amen!"

The words of the ritual are repeated seven times, after which the glass is left on the window for seven days.

After a week, give water and an onion to the ground in a deserted place.

In a few weeks, a conspiracy to get rid of the mother-in-law should work, because no protection will help from it.

What to do if the mother-in-law disliked

Even if the mother-in-law lives separately, she can create a number of problems simply because she does not like her daughter-in-law. She can occasionally mischief, casually noticing something unpleasant in your address when meeting. Fortunately, even in such a case, there are rituals, spells, conspiracies from an evil mother-in-law.

The following ritual will not only improve relations with the husband’s mother, but will make it so that the mother-in-law can see your positive sides and loved you. In order to carry it out, you will need seven candles and a very tasty cake.

It is recommended to perform the ritual on the full moon, and if it does not work out, then at least for the growing month. At midnight, candles are lit, of which a vicious circle is made on the floor, in the center of which a pie is placed. The following conspiracy is written on a piece of paper so that the mother-in-law falls in love with you, it is read seven times over the pie.

Conspiracy "For the mother-in-law" on the full moon

“Now I have my own mother, the one who gave birth to my beloved! So that there were no barriers between us, calm reigned and everything went smoothly! I attract the forces of goodness and love to the hearth, the envious enemy will not penetrate there! Let us get rid of anger and hatred, and get rid of hostility! I cooked
delicious cake, when you taste a sweet piece, So you will love me and call me your beloved daughter-in-law! From now on and forever you will be like a lawful mother to me! Candles will help me in the semi-darkness, a conspiracy to love, sending you! Amen!"

Spend the next 15 minutes visualizing a positive relationship with your mother-in-law. The candles must burn out to the end, after which the wax is wrapped in a sheet with a plot and buried in a deserted place. Pie, of course, you need to regale your mother-in-law, for example, by inviting her for tea.

If you want to use "heavy artillery", turn your husband away from his mother. Choose any: with a photo of the waning moon, with volts and a knife - which one you like more. But remember that higher powers will require a high fee for the use of black magic. The husband may start drinking, he may have health problems. You break not a simple connection, but a blood one, and this is dangerous for all participants in the ritual, voluntary and involuntary.

What does it take to make the ritual work?

To achieve success in the goal, you need to follow some rules. The most important thing is to choose an attainable goal, to strive for it, not paying the slightest attention to fictitious obstacles. Visualize the situation you want to achieve, preferably in as much detail as possible.

Remember, the heavenly powers help only believers, those who are trying to create their own destiny. It is impossible to imagine a situation when, after a strong quarrel, the daughter-in-law and the mother-in-law reconcile, becoming best friends. A good relationship is the result of long-term, productive work of two individuals who work daily to bring about positive change in existence.

Conspiracies of the Siberian healer. Issue 28 Stepanova Natalya Ivanovna

How to pacify the jealousy of the mother-in-law

From a letter:

“Dear Natalya Ivanovna, an unfamiliar woman is writing to you. I am thirty-seven years old, and my name is Alevtina. It is very difficult for me to endure what is happening in my life, and there is no one to complain about my misfortune. My mother died when I was nineteen. Despite the grief that fell on me, I persevered. She graduated from college and became a doctor. When you study, there is no time for a personal life, and I have not dated anyone. It was only after becoming a specialist that I met my future husband at the hospital where I worked. For six months he looked after me, but we never visited his house with him. Only when he proposed to me to become his wife, Cyril invited me to meet his mother. I was very worried, I wanted to please my future mother-in-law, but from the very first minutes of our meeting I realized that my mother-in-law did not consider me worthy of her son. After our wedding, we began to live with my husband, as my mother-in-law wished, and I, of course, agreed so as not to cause tension in our relationship, hoping that over time we would still live in my apartment. From the very first days, my husband's mother began to show her character. She always made me remarks, even over trifles. She spoke sharply and authoritatively, as if giving commands, but I did not contradict her, I had been waiting for my happiness for a very long time. Seeing that it was impossible to piss me off, the mother-in-law began to openly (albeit in the absence of her husband) declare to me that I was not a couple for her son and that she would try to open his eyes to this. I wanted to please her with all my might. She cooked and cooked only what her husband and she loved. Cleaned and washed the entire apartment to a shine. Washed and starched, cared for her flowers. I bought her beautiful and very expensive gifts, but all was in vain, she ate me, taunted me and humiliated me in every possible way. I think that the husband guessed what was happening in his absence, but he is very gentle in character, kind person and he always persuaded me: “Be patient, mom will understand how good you are, she’s just maternally jealous of you, because mom devoted her whole life to me, and now she’s afraid to lose me.” But every day it got worse, and one day a scandal broke out. Or rather, I, unable to stand it, expressed everything to her face, it would be better if I did not do this. The mother-in-law played a whole performance, portrayed a dying woman, and, of course, my husband stood not on my side, but on her side. He told me: “Forgive me, I love you, but understand, there are many women, and my mother is one, we better leave!”

I gathered my things, hoping that he would stop me, but he never left the room, but I saw the triumphant look of his mother, and it was unbearable. At first I believed that we would make peace with him, but, seeing his alienated face and suffering from it, I applied for dismissal so as not to torment myself with such meetings. Six months passed, I still could not forget my husband. I am sure that he still loves me, but the jealousy of his mother will never allow us to be with him.

Unfortunately, there are very, very many such letters. And at the request of the authors of these letters, I will teach you how to speak mother-in-law jealousy. In order to speak, you need to go to the river, stand on the bank against the flow of the river and read the plot:

My mother river, yellow banks,

Living water flows in you.

She drives the waves

Washes yellow sands

Feeds fish and crayfish.

Call out, call out to me

To God's, to (such and such) servant,

An older fish, a big one,

my dear helper,

All fish fish,

All pike pike.

The cheeks of that pike are copper,

Her teeth are iron

Her fins are pewter,

Her eyes are glassy.

She eats, she eats

crushes the yellow sands,

She eats all the bottom penins,

All what are the roots.

So jealousy would have drunk and eaten away,

From God's servant (such and such) she forsook.

In my words, the castle

No one could open that lock.

Neither the old sorcerer nor the sorceress,

Neither master nor apprentice,

Not by deed, not by word, not by conspiracy.

Key to my words, lock to my deeds.

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Amen. Amen. Amen.