There are never too many friends, only acquaintances can be many. And the best friend, and at all there will be only one. We offer you a selection of statuses, quotes and aphorisms about friends. Some of them will help you understand what real friendship is and what a fine line it has, while others will amuse you and cheer you up. We are sure that in humorous statuses about friends, almost everyone recognizes himself or his friend!

Friendship is a relationship in which a person is immersed in childhood. Playing in the yard, children begin to make friends, then friends appear in the kindergarten, at school, in the student environment. At work, finding a friend is already much more difficult, as a rule, by this time a person already has friends, and possibly an experience of betrayal, so he is in no hurry to let someone get too close to him. In addition, the spirit of superiority and competition always boils at work, so it’s good if friends are not connected by a common occupation - then they have nothing to share.

Friends are not just people you can meet to chat and have fun. Friends are first of all people to whom you are ready to open your soul. A true friend will never envy, but on the contrary, will only rejoice at the achievements of a friend. A friend is a person who always tells the truth, perhaps even criticizes in private, but in front of others, he will never dare to talk about the shortcomings of his comrade. A friend is a person who believes in you, who can give you a magic kick and say that everything will work out for you!

It is strange that we are afraid to be friends with those with whom we have shared the best moments of this short life. Who else can we be?

It happens that friends with whom many bright moments have been lived become just acquaintances ...

Friends should be valued regardless of their origin. (Kate Morton)

Friends are much more valuable than diamonds.

A true friend is always by your side. He shares joys and sorrows with you. When you are in trouble, he is always ready to sacrifice himself for you, without thinking about the consequences, without expecting a reward, such friends rarely come across, if you meet, take care of him. It is your strength. (From the movie Rebel Spirit)

A true friend is support and moral support, while he does not count on profit and always helps disinterestedly.

The best cure for melancholy is meeting friends.

With friends, the world becomes brighter and life more fun.

It's easy to die for a friend. It's hard to find a friend worth dying for.

True friends are ready to do anything for each other.

In friendship, unlike in love, friendship requires obligatory reciprocity. And equality by all means. But not in the same sense. (I. Efremov)

Friends are the same in their rights, but in tastes they may be different.

A friend in need is a friend indeed. (Russian folk proverb)

To understand who is next to you, a true friend or not, only difficulties and trials will help.

If you went to visit a friend, then the sight of his children even before you entered the house will tell you whether you are honored by your friend. If the children meet you joyfully, you can be sure that a friend loves you and you are dear to him. But if his children did not come out to meet you, then your friend does not want to see you. Then - turn around and do not hesitate to return home. (Menander)

Now I’m waiting for my friend to finally have children, I want to check if he is happy to see me ...

All sympathize with the misfortunes of their friends, and few rejoice in their successes. (O. Wilde)

A true friend will never envy, he will only be glad of all the successes of a friend.

About funny, good, best

There can be no sharp corners in the circle of true friends.

Among friends there is no meta to traitors, liars and gossips.

Where is the wise and faithful friend? Become one yourself!

To have a good friend, you must first become one yourself.

Whoever is a good friend, he also has good friends.

Your friends are a reflection of you.

A true friend is someone who doesn't need to be told "make yourself at home". He's already in the fridge.

A friend and his family are like close relatives.

Friends are those people who hate your ex more than you...

Friends are ready to tear up anyone who has hurt you.

Probably, each of us has a “pen pal” who lives far away from us, but at the same time knows more about us than those who live nearby.

Because he does not know anyone from your environment, and will not tell anyone anything, which means he will not betray.

Friendship is not 538 friends on the site, but one friend in life, which you can’t send in figs, because you have to go there with her so as not to worry about how she gets there.

Friends are not sent, because they may never return.

True friends are friends who won't let you do stupid things on your own.

True friends will either talk you out of stupid things, or they will go and do them with you.

About betrayal

You will not understand anything in friendship until you are betrayed by a friend who was the best.

To become real, friendship must go through difficulties. If one cannot stand them and betrays them, then there was no friendship ...

When you are in a car, with money -
Friends rock you in their arms.
When you buy them wine
They laugh with you...
You make gifts, you rush to them,
You worry and value friendship.
Come and help them in need.
You are crying... And where are your friends today?
When not by car, but in debt.
When not above the ground, but at the feet.
Take a look at who's next to you
Is this a friend given by fate?
And those who laughed in unison,
And spent a million with you
Today they will also laugh
To discuss you with your enemy.

The more money you have, the more "friends" you will have...

When friendship begins to weaken and cool, she always resorts to increased politeness.

They don’t particularly stand on ceremony with friends and they don’t take offense at anything, because they themselves are like that, but they have to be polite with acquaintances ...

Friends are not capable of evil, otherwise they are accomplices.

And if one friend is capable of harming another, then he is a traitor.

There is no enemy more cruel than a former friend. (André Maurois)

He knows so much about you...

An enemy is usually made out of a friend.

From friendship to enmity, as well as from love to hatred, is one step.

Do not make acquaintances with those who betrayed old friends - as they betrayed the old, so they will betray the new ones.

Do not make friends with him, do not expose yourself to betrayal.

Why are those who usually protect with their chests getting stabbed in the back?

A friend is the closest, and at the same time the most dangerous person, because he knows everything about you.

Statuses are cool, funny and meaningful

Mom was right. Better to have a hundred friends than a hundred toys. Especially when your friends are as funny as Petya. (From the song by V. Thunder Ship)

Only one of these hundred will be the best.

There is only one person you can rely on.
- I thought there were two of us. (From the movie Dr. House)

In friendship, two must be sure of each other.

True friendship is when the message “I got sick” comes back to you “Are you FUCKED ??”

After all, there were so many joint plans ...

A friend is a news service, a liquor store and a psychological support center all rolled into one!

Sometimes it is also a stylist, makeup artist and ... a spy ...))

A true friend is not the one who sympathizes in trouble, but the one who shares your joy without envy.

Everyone can sympathize, but only a few can sincerely rejoice.

Friendship is like a puzzle. Each of your friends is a piece... Some are on the edge, others are closer to the center, but each one adds a piece of himself to us.

Each of your friends has a place in your life.

Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. Stronger than any government. Friendship means only a little less than family.

And sometimes friends are more influential than family.

A true friend is someone who walks through your door, even if the whole world has walked out of it.

A true friend will never turn his back on you, even if everyone else does.

You probably wondered if all the friends of your environment are really friends, or perhaps some of them are just good friends? Many, probably, remembered their yard and school friends, and wanted to meet them, and someone realized how dear his current friends are to him. Be a good, loyal and reliable friend, appreciate your friends, and let your friendship only grow stronger over the years. Make friends so that later your children will be friends!

It is difficult to imagine the life of a modern person without social networks. Now, over a cup of morning coffee, many people look not at the news, but at the news feed on VK, Instagram or Facebook, like photos, repost their favorite notes or write their own. dictates the rules that many diligently follow and regularly replenish their friend lists with new faces. However, this does not prevent us from forgetting about real people, and it is for them that statuses about best friends are often posted. Just to say "thank you" for being there.

Cool statuses about friends

• Only a true friend is not afraid to tell the truth, knowing that it can hurt.

• A real friend is better than any psychoanalyst: he will not only listen and give advice, but if necessary, he will prescribe a magic kick.

• Friendship is like love, only without regard to size and status.

• Even if you are far away, it does not change anything, because distance is not a barrier to true friendship.

• Friends are measured not by quantity, but by quality. Better one, but real, than ten, but for a day.

• Maybe 1000 friends on the friend list, but there is no one to talk to. Or one, in reality, but for life.

• Who are the people who know more about you than you would like.

• Even if I don't post funny friend statuses, I still love you guys.

• A true friend is one with whom it is even comfortable to be silent.

• A friend is a person who, in any unpleasant situation, will take your side, and then, in private, will punch you in the neck for all the “jambs”.

To old friends

Those who have known almost all their lives will be pleased with the following selection. So, cool statuses about friends:

• There are no time limits for classmates: we are still one gang.

• When our company gathers, we become those with whom our parents did not allow us to be friends and told us to stay away. Friendship is a terrible force.

• True friends are people who know who you really are, but continue to be friends with you.

• Friends don't have to be perfect, but they're always real.

With a friend for life

Fans of posting statuses on VK about friends may like something from this collection.

• Best friends are ready to lend a helping hand in any trouble in life ... But when it comes to the last piece of pizza: "Go to hell, it's mine!"

• Your best friend hates your ill-wishers, even if he has never seen them.

• If I forget the details of the party, I will definitely ask my best friends: they will not only tell in their faces, but also show photos or videos.

• It's good that I have real friends: they will help to throw out the Christmas tree, and to lower the offender down the stairs.

• Everyone has a folder with well-hidden photographs on their computer, looking at which only one thing comes to mind: “Well, you have a face, Sharapov ...”

• You can’t quarrel with my friends: they post this on Instagram ...

When a friend is not a friend

Sometimes there are situations when you don’t want to post cool statuses about friends at all. This small selection will help to speak out about sore.

• With friends like that, you don't need enemies.

• Friends are those who are there not only when it's bad, but also when it's really good.

• A real friend cares about you, not about the car and your boyfriend's salary.

• If friends appear when there is a desire to go somewhere to "sit", it is worth considering whether they are friends ...

• When love is betrayed, one can still find an explanation when friendship is not.

• If your best friend has not called or written for a long time, relax, this is not a friend, but just an acquaintance.

• Friendship is a 24/7 service. No lunches, weekends or holidays.

• The betrayal of a friend is more difficult to survive than the betrayal of a loved one.

Statuses for girlfriends

Don't know how to show your friend that you care about her? Write cool statuses about friends on your or her page, she will definitely appreciate your attention.

• Just looking at your tear-stained face, he will say: “You are my beauty!”

• True friends come to you as to their home. And they know not only where the slippers are, but also what is in the refrigerator.

• When the world is bursting at the seams, you can become depressed, go to see a psychologist, or buy a bottle of wine and fall to your friend with the words: “Well, are we walking ?!”.

• Even if I find and write out all the statuses about best friends, this will not be enough to show how much you mean to me.

• I love my girlfriend. She will stop the horse, and enter the hut, and twist the offenders into a ram's horn, and bake cookies for tea. If I were a man, I would marry!

• Only your best friend knows exactly what you write about in your status.

• Even if I have a deadline, and it’s the end of the world outside the window and a space landing is landing in front of the office, I will find a couple of minutes to take a photo with the cutest alien and send it to my girlfriend. Maybe this will cheer her up and make her smile.

• Those who believe that female friendship does not exist simply do not know my friend.

• Cool statuses about friends are just an excuse to say again about the most important thing: thank you for being in my life.

Love, friendship, respect do not connect like that as a common hatred for something.

After the intoxication of victory, there is always a feeling of great loss: our enemy, our enemy is dead! Even the loss of a friend is not as deeply regretted as the loss of an enemy.

The best way to cheer up is to cheer up someone else.

The best pleasure, the highest joy in life is to feel needed and loved by people!

I defeat my enemies by turning them into friends.

All the honors of this world are not worth one good friend.

My best friend is the one who gave me a book that I haven't read yet.

Friendship is not a service, no thanks for it.

How to treat a person humanely cordially.

The most outrageous crime is the abuse of a friend's trust.

Do not try to embellish yourself for a friend: for the arrow and striving towards the Superman must be for him.

In joy, friends recognize us; in misfortune, we recognize them.

Peace, happiness, brotherhood of people - that's what we need in this world!

You can never do too much for a devoted friend.

Our faith in others betrays what we would like to believe in ourselves. Our longing for a friend is our traitor.

Chickens under one roof live in peace and harmony, and two roosters can never get along in one chicken coop - such is their nature.

A true friend is with you when you're wrong. When you are right, everyone will be with you.

People with an ardent character are rarely constant in friendship.

A dispute even between friends has something rude, hostile and contrary to friendly relations.

There is only one undoubted happiness in life - to live for another.

It’s even nice to be sick when you know that there are people who are waiting for your recovery, like a holiday.

And there is no wife or friend behind the coffin.

We are receptive to friendship, justice, humanity, compassion and reason. Is this not virtue, my friends?

In happiness it is easy to find a friend, in misfortune it is extremely difficult.

We are especially pleased with our friends if, appreciating our good qualities, they allow themselves to notice our shortcomings as well.

All the inclinations of a living being can be reduced to two basic ones: to preserve life and to participate in the lives of others, to communicate with others.

Unity creates friendship.

The friendship of one reasonable person is more precious than the friendship of all unreasonable ones.

Books have a special charm; books give us pleasure: they talk to us, give us good advice, they become living friends for us.

The most pleasant thing is to have friends who always tell you the honest truth.

Only the hand of a friend can tear the thorns out of the heart.

The eyes of friendship are rarely wrong.

In old age, the number of friends does not increase: all losses are then irretrievable.

And if a friend harms you, say this: "I forgive myself for what you have done to me; but how can I forgive the evil that you have done to yourself by this act?"

We will provide them with humanitarian assistance ... with weapons.

The greatest enemy hides where you least look for it.

After all, you can’t be an enemy of fire just because it sometimes burns, you need to remember that it always warms.

Earn the love of your neighbor!

If you are a slave, you cannot be a friend. If a tyrant, you cannot have friends.

Never enter into friendship with a person whom you cannot respect.

The highest criterion of the civilization of a given race is its willingness to extend a helping hand to less fortunate peoples.

The cradle of personal success in life is the preservation of friendship, trust and respect from your closest neighbor.

I love pigs. Dogs look up at us. Cats look down on us. Pigs look at us as equals.

Where there is no complete frankness, complete power of attorney, where even a little bit of it is hidden, there is not and cannot be friendship.

A weak person is better to have as an enemy than as a friend.

A bad friend is like a shadow: on a sunny day, run - you won’t run away; on a cloudy day, look - you won’t find it.

Friendship, like love, is a rose with a luxurious color, an intoxicating aroma, but also with prickly thorns.

My friend is the one to whom I can tell everything.

Friends are thieves of time.

Stupidity and vanity always go hand in hand.

It is not good to turn away from your friends when you reach a higher position in society. This is called snobbery.

A person whose fame thunders will never lack friends, friendliness and benevolence of people.

There is nothing more precious than friends; lose no opportunity, therefore, to acquire them whenever you can.

Politeness is a sign of benevolence and willingness to serve, especially in relation to those with whom we are not yet in a close relationship of acquaintance or friendship.

Of those who are near you, encourage not those who exalt everything you have done, but those who scold you severely for your mistakes.

Only golden mediocrity enjoys the enviable privilege of not annoying anyone and not having enemies and adversaries.

Just as love has no closer friend than jealousy, so it has no greater enemy.

Asking for advice is the greatest trust one person can place in another.

Slander is not always an act of malice: most often it is the fruit of an innocent desire to be dispelled by an entertaining conversation, and sometimes the fruit of benevolence and participation as sincere as it is awkward.

Real self-respect lies in not thinking about yourself.

What, in fact, is wrong in the fact that my friend loves himself more than me?

Oh my friends! There are no friends in the world!

A moral person does a lot for the sake of his friends and for the sake of the fatherland, even if he had to lose his life in the process.

Sincere friendship is based on the proximity of minds and secret laws, and not on visible signs.

Because of each offense, one cannot renounce a friend.

Compassion will heal more sins than condemnation.

Both in friendship and in love, sooner or later the time for settling accounts comes.

Whoever asks why we like to hang out with beautiful people is blind.

The meaning of life is only a life lived for the sake of others.

Together you are sometimes more lonely than alone with yourself!

A person who does not trust himself does not really trust anyone.

We consider sane only those people who agree with us on everything.

To entrust someone else's secret to another is betrayal, to entrust one's own is stupidity.

Sincere people are loved, but deceived.

We willingly forgive our friends shortcomings that do not hurt us.

Cruelty and fear shake hands.

True friendship is true and courageous.

There are people whose indifference and neglect brings more honor than their friendship and praise.

Do not appreciate the one who never objects to you - this does not speak of his love for you, but of his love for himself.

Don't wish your friends great luck if you don't want to lose them.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe it anyway.

Friendship is love without wings.

Friendship is the most necessary thing for life, since no one wants to live without friends, even if he had all the other benefits.

Enjoying communication is the main sign of friendship.

In face-to-face conversations between close friends, the wisest people very often make very weak judgments, because talking with a friend is the same as thinking aloud.

Who belongs to everyone does not belong to himself. Limit yourself even in friends.

Without constancy there can be no love, no friendship, no virtue.

Appreciate a fair person more than your own.

Reprimand does not prevent hearing from the first person you meet; praise from a person is good to hear, only looking at him closer.

Only complete strangers tell about the most secret.

The least noisy, most modest friendship is often the most useful. Therefore, I would prefer a reserved friend to an overzealous one.

Happiness is the highest friendship, based not on habit, but on reason, in which a person loves his friend through loyalty and good will.

The fraternal closeness of like-minded people is stronger than any walls.

Friends, flattering, corrupt, and enemies, scolding, usually correct.

Do not neglect your enemies: they are the first to notice your mistakes.

An immodest person is often more dangerous than an evil one, for the latter attacks only his enemies, while the former harms his enemies and his friends.

There is no respect dearer to me than the respect of the person whom I myself respect the most on merit.

It is better to have one friend of great value than many of little value.

What you hide from the enemy, do not tell your friend, because there is no guarantee that friendship will last forever.

When friendship suddenly arises between a dog and a cat, it is nothing but an alliance against the cook.

Great and good deeds always unite people.

Friendship is like a race - while in equal positions - people communicate when they are behind or ahead of others - the connection is broken. But on the way there are also owners of rescue fireballs. Appreciate them, even if you hear the growl of the engine ahead of you.

Rejoice in your enemy - this will make you stronger and give you the strength to fight.

True friends are closer than relatives.

The more friends you have, the less likely you are to meet them.

Friendship is broken on the rocks of envy and hatred.

• The saddest thing is to see how sad a friend is and understand that you can’t help her in any way.
• To be friends is not to have several hundred VKontakte friends, but when you have one girlfriend in your life who you don’t send to hell, because you yourself will have to go there to make sure that everything is fine.
• Happiness is when on a cold evening with friends you remember past adventures ...
• Funny quotes about the friendship of girlfriends- Nothing beautifies a woman like the ugliness of her friends.
• The girl who never gossips simply doesn't have any girlfriends to talk about.
• When you can't talk to your best friend about it, it's not terrible - it's a fucking ass!
• She understood her without words. It was true friendship.
• I am not strong, she is not strong, but together with my friend we are stronger than anyone in the world. (Linda Macfarlane)
• If you want to know what your girlfriends think about your husband, say that he turned out to be a scumbag, and you get a divorce.
• I don't care about the prince. I don't care about all the guys. But I don't give a damn about you. I really need a girlfriend. (Blair Waldorf)
• Women don't count their age. Their friends do it for them.
• It's always scary to meet a friend's new friend. Especially if you slept with him...
• Friendship is when you yourself send a friend on a date, and then the whole evening you are angry with her because you have nothing to do.
• It’s not that they wanted to get drunk, just two lonely women who gathered for a conference on the topic “All men are boorish and point-blank do not see my virtues”, without a bottle they look somehow ridiculous. (Maria Voronova)
• A true friend will never leave you in a bad mood. She will either cheer you up, or she will be sad next to you.
• Yes, girlfriends can question many things, but not the choice of the groom. (Desperate Housewives)
• How do you know if your life is successful? If you are dying and five real, faithful friends have gathered around you, then your life was not lived in vain. (Lee Iacocca)
• The best friend is the one you can come to without calling, forgetting the keys to the house, and know for sure that she is at home
• A friend is nearby and nothing else is needed.
• Quotes about the friendship of girlfriends with meaning- Tell everyone you're sick. Say you're broke. Say you've lost interest in life. Take a look around - those people who are still next to you are your real friends!
• My friend's friends are my friends.
• A man is interesting to a woman as long as he is interesting to her friends.
• Two girlfriends of one friend will always find a common language.
• Sometimes girls agree to meet with a guy in the evening only to have something to tell their friends the next day.
• I can make a thousand mistakes, surrender to the power of hatred, resentment, anger. But you can always stop and look back, accept your friend for who she is. Whether she is like me or not like me, to forgive shortcomings and see only the good, this is the only way to interrupt the series of quarrels and reproaches, the only way to find a way to rapprochement.

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Friendship is love without wings.

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One cannot go far in friendship if the friends are not disposed to excuse each other's slight shortcomings.

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Now a new form of friendship has spread incredibly - friendship AGAINST someone, instead of the usual model - friendship with someone ...

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The Bible teaches us to love our neighbors and enemies, maybe because they are the same people?

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Friendship does not rust for a long time if you regularly wipe it with vodka.

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Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another: “What, you too? And I thought I was the only one."

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Do not brag about the many friends on the page, there may not be a single real one of them.

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Never forget your friends or you will be left face to face with your enemies.

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I was a guest… They received it well… They didn’t kick me out right away… They beat me without anger… Yes, and they caught up lazily… I liked it… I’ll go again!

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Friendship sees everything and pays no attention to anything. Love pays attention to everything and sees nothing.

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Friendship is like a thread: if you break it, you will never tie it so that there is no knot ...

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Friends are the treasure God has allowed us to have...

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And love does not work out for us ... And some kind of clumsy friendship ...

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Old friendship grows stronger over the years, unlike the old enmity. Which not only weakens with time, but even so, and strives to turn into a weak antipathy.

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Friendship based on business is better than business based on friendship.

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Where friendship weakens, ceremonial politeness intensifies.

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There is a turning point in friendship, after which you realize that, regardless of the circumstances, you will always communicate with a person.

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Women's friendship is spoiled by a man.

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Better to cry alone than laugh with the wrong people.

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More terrible than to quarrel to death, in our time, only removal from friends in classmates!

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A friendly kiss, a friendly s * ks ... Then what will happen? A friendly wedding and a friendly baby?

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It is better to have sincere enemies than sly friends.

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A man is friends with a woman if he counts on something more, and a woman is friends with a man if he has nothing to count on!

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Friendship differs from love in that it cannot be practiced.

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I sit down in a taxi yesterday. And I say to the driver: Move! He looked at me carefully ... and took me by the chest ...

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Add a man as a friend, and wait for all his women to visit! And if you write a comment on his photo or make a gift, their turnout is 100%!!!

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Friendship should not be perceived as constant empathy and presence. Everyone has their own life...

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Being friends does not mean having common enemies...

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The rats are a guarantee that my ship is safely afloat.

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The one who has never sought either friendship or love is a thousand times poorer than the one who has lost them both.

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-I just want ... as in childhood ... to believe in true friendship and trust ... now there is no time for everyone ...

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Trying to get a friend back after a betrayal would be like trying to find a prestigious job with a criminal record.

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People with beautiful Souls are called beloved Friends!!!))

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When you achieve something important in life, it immediately becomes clear - who is a friend and who is an envious creature !!!

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Yes, I was not offended ... When I am offended, there will be no wet place left from you.

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However, love begins with friendship, and friendship begins with a smile. Smile more often!)))

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I wonder what people think when they talk behind their backs!!! It's funny to hear lies when you know the truth!!! I don't hold on to friendship, I don't need it... But I value those who deserve this friendship!!!

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When my friends jump off the bridge, I won't jump with them. I will stand below and catch them...

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They usually wash the bones of those who cannot be skinned.

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The main thing in your best friend is that you have the same tastes. And doses. And so that she would like to drink, precisely on those days when you want ...

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I love my girlfriend very much. And I know that she is now reading this and smiling :)

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Friendship is like a rope - if you break it, you will never tie it without a knot.

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Friendship is like a diamond. It is rare, it is expensive, and there are a lot of fakes ...))

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Love can be replaced by friendship, but for this you have to rip out the heart.

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If someone is licking your soles, pin them down with your foot before they start biting.

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There are few friends in life, and if you check them, they will not remain at all.

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Friends should be valued, not judged!

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It sucks when you don't have friends. But it is much worse when you believe that you have them.

Cool statuses about friendship