Comic congratulations on the presentation of cool birthday gifts. Comic congratulations on the presentation of cool birthday gifts. "And we have a present for you!"
Do you often go to birthday parties? And how often have you seen an unusual presentation of a gift on them? Have you seen someone act out a scene and then give a gift? Have you seen someone put on a show and then give a gift? Or maybe someone did a quest, and arranged a search for a gift? Or maybe you yourself want to unusually congratulate the hero of the day? If then, then these comic birthday greetings are just for you. With delivery cool gifts these congratulations will look even better. So take care to interest the birthday boy and give him an interesting and unusual gift.
Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman
The first comic congratulations are held with all the guests. The host reads the main text, and the guests shout lines with gifts. Everything is simple and nice. Most importantly, do not forget to prepare gifts about which in question in congratulations:
Comic congratulations with gifts for a man
This option is for men. It is carried out in the same way as the first option for a woman. Also, the presenter reads out the main text, and the guests shout their lines. And again, do not forget about gifts:
But the third comic congratulation is suitable for both men and women. This is a kind of small mini scene in which both all guests and several people can participate. It’s just that everyone learns according to their own quatrain and that’s it. And at the end, everyone gives one gift together.
And here are the verses themselves:
These are the verses and congratulations we have prepared for you.
And if you need a more serious gift, then go to the section what to give for an anniversary and read our advice on choosing gifts.
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Congratulators must be friends.
Congratulating 1:
You know how it happens, you don't expect magic, but it takes and happens. This is what happened at our party. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, they brought us a magical package, the recipient of which is our beautiful birthday girl.
(Pulls out a large box wrapped in paper)
Congratulating 2:
We are like faithful girlfriends, took on the role of customs officers and opened the package. Well, you never know what is there, suddenly a bomb!
Congratulating 1:
Don't worry, the bomb wasn't there! There was a message and precise instructions.
Congratulating 2:
So, for your beauty,
To never fade
Take lip gloss as a gift,
To always, everywhere shone!
(Give baby lip gloss)
Congratulating 1:
So that you don't get your feet wet
My dear friend,
To always be stylish
Take on fashionable shoes
This is happiness, yes, yes, yes!
(Shoe covers)
Congratulating 2:
And also, to always
You were satisfied
For there to be no doubt
May your soul blossom!
(Mirror. Glued on the mirror funny picture(for example, a monkey paints lips) and the inscription "Always beautiful", or something like that)
Congratulating 1:
Here's a miracle, here's the deal
Two lies large wings,
Magic reigns everywhere
You must try them on!
(Fairy wings and a magic wand that the birthday girl must not take off until the end of the evening)
woman
Birthday girl in the center of the table. Congratulations appear.
Congratulating 1:
Here I give you a bottle
And you save her
Will be a vase, will be a container,
Would you like to brew tea in it!
(Gives an empty bottle)
Congratulating 2:
Well of course she's joking
And the bottle is useless
Who will give a girlfriend
I bring you a coat!
(As an option, a herring salad under a fur coat, or a small piece of fur)
Congratulating 2:
In order not to freeze in a fur coat,
To make it easy to walk in winter,
To a woman so beautiful
Fashion item, I want to give!
(Brushed briefs)
Congratulating 1:
And we also give you
What is most important in life
Every housewife knows
And everyone has weight!
Congratulating 2:
Very important, very necessary
amazing item,
He is very necessary
And there are no analogues!
Congratulating 1:
Pies are tastier then
Obedient husband, silence,
We give women's happiness
You carry with you always!
(Handing a rolling pin)
Guests drink to creativity.
You can insert a funny comment after each gift. It is also recommended to play roles and pick up musical accompaniment.
man
The birthday boy sits in the center of the table. It is desirable that his friends take part in such a comic congratulation. So there are two people. One holds a small bag (several items are folded in it, for which certain lines are written. The item is taken out after the rhyme is read), the other holds a box covered with a cloth in his hands:
Congratulating 1:
Congratulations sound, sound,
They rush to congratulate you
All relatives, all friends,
Well, how is it without me!
I was in a hurry, I was going
Maybe he's stuck somewhere
I chose gifts
Yes, I tried for you!
In general, here, now I will hand over,
I want to wish you
To make life beautiful
To luck, and so as not by!
I start, I get
I want to give you
So that you are more solid than all
So that success awaits you!
(Pulls out cool underpants, or a tie)
So that he does not know problems and evil,
There is a present for you!
(Toy pistol)
To keep the mind in order
For you to go to the bath
To have something to read
Write different letters!
(A collection of crossword puzzles tied to an air freshener. You can get by with a collection of jokes)
Congratulating 2:
For a long time I was looking for what to give you,
I thought congratulations to you for a long time
Decided, all of a sudden, to realize a dream,
The best gift for a friend!
I wish you good luck, good
For dreams to come alive so easily
So that there are always faithful people,
So that bad thoughts do not visit!
Well, in general, you, like a man to a man,
I give a faithful, steel friend,
(Raises a rag, under which there is a toy car in a box. If the birthday boy has a car, then you can choose any type of transport that he dreams of).
Let him decorate your life
What can't you do for a friend!
The birthday boy receives his gifts, the guests make another toast.
friend
It is better that friends take part, but if the birthday boy has brothers or a son, they can also be involved.
Congratulations appear in the center of the hall.
Congratulating 1:
Phew, tired, so I was going to,
I tried so hard, I was in such a hurry
I even played sports
Jumped into the shop!
Congratulating 2:
I tried very hard too
Vaughn, I stroked my pants,
Put on a clean shirt
Even clean socks!
Congratulating 3:
Me too, as you can see
With a full parade, I
Happy birthday today
We congratulate you!
Congratulating 1:
Long thought, wondered
What to give you
And we collected a bouquet,
Be delighted, beauty!
(They give a bouquet of socks. Of course, such a gift requires some preparation, so you need to make a bouquet in advance)
Congratulating 2:
And you today
Prepared a surprise
To warm the soul
Evenings the main prize!
Congratulating 3:
So that later, you set up the brand,
To surprise people
To marvelous alcohol,
Sold all over the world!
(A bottle of alcohol with a photo of the birthday boy and with a famous name. It is advisable to take the name based on the last name. Example: Ivanov, the name of the bottle is Ivanovka)
At the end of the number, friends can sing a few ditties.
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_____________ "And us, but
We will not replace the fruit,
(they hand over sweets).
In any crack anniversary today and
And for the occasion Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Meet? Blame the Ball of peace and
Us, there is a gift With extensive
Seduction will come. Here is Tanya to cook
Enter. We want to wish you health!
Came! Intrigued by everything
Or May came In the flickering of affairs,
ok
for you"
Angina Today we have become, Saves a kilowatt, You say you
All in unison: - 100!
Here? Worries and dates?
In a cocktail we
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You can gargle your throat _______
I got the best meat.
Does not buzz and
Say After all, we have
What kind of gift are we celebrating a birthday
Well, you put grapes on the anniversary!
(Give .... a sponge) When repairing the same
We prepared a cocktail, Why is the dish light.
Do not count as apartments
To _________ began to pepper,
Will be in the house
What do you need all the gifts -
So she waits for five
How 30 years is more glamorous and more beautiful
Insult You can spray paint.
more beautiful
So that the guests do not all shine, We will give. we
Just class!!! a long time ago?
Among us -
Ago ago, add Champagne to
This joke - Caught up with him
And beautiful, how to upset?
Nowhere to fly dust. Let's chew ... (GARLIC)
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Newborn Always beautiful and
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(broom) We wish you to be
Happy birthday
And what is it We congratulate everyone
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Smile, sing songs
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So that, after tasting, this us, there is a gift
"Just in case"
So that sadness does not give technology to you,
Only to her, beauty
But, and drink re-read ...
Hello our day with you!
crazy dessert
For you "In life he
Came to you And clothes on
Captivating her from a glass,
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Our _________ shone,
- best helper
to the house!
Fashion. We will hand over what
In theory, not like here
We came here
for a woman from
I think you were convinced, And it was more beautiful
(Handing a bag of pepper) With him and
You say you To clean up quickly
What has been given so far!
Before us in vain,
Friends. What a miracle
Everyone! Finally dinner is ready:
Woe - do not say
There is no apartment. We will give this 50 presented.
The table is set, poured
1. Happy day we give you
trouble.
What do you need, Take a wonderful car,
Accept congratulations pacifier.
And remember that glasses
Congratulations on your birthday, And now for
Here is a piece of pear and pilaf.
He will help you what you need In circulation very
comic,
Let him suck - there is a miracle:
Maybe October holiday?
We wish you all the best. Feel free to live
Ridiculousness and coquetry
Here are all the dishes always.
You say, well
simple
And it's time to be happy
It will be fulfilled, about what Maybe, New Year We give technology to you,
You will go with will,
On the table, And the name is sonorous and we'll take it down .. Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.
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And we dreamed for!
Meet? And clothes according
Together with him. If these fruits
Only salt is the hostess, Enema - scientifically.
(CURLS)
He will wipe anyone
How long her health suffered
Congratulations! I wish you
Or May came
fashion.
3. As for eating!
where?
Apply it do not wish you happiness
Nose, we are looking for
Drink for a long time
Male strength and here?
To quickly remove the outfit
Difficult, in a big house,
Will take away all your Gift - just
It's time! Women's attention,
Birthday we celebrate an apartment
You are rather Ripe, groovy,
"And us, and we will attach instructions.
So that there is chaos in your pocket.
Obsession. Let it grow and develop Business to
Our ... half a hundred
Get a wonderful car
put on if you want to be
Us, there is a gift (enema)
Rubles rang! Gently in the hands
Well, open it up, don't get sick,
on the scale of the universe,
Five In circulation very
You will be happy in it
for you "Use it every
You say you
You take it, eyes!
Collects us once a cold beer in
Among us - simple
Gorgeous woman Take it with
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In different directions But a surprise!
Per year. Warm company.
newborn
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner. And Madonna -
By yourself. (Handing .... a bag of salt) And it will pass by
What do you need
wave
He is yours! Hooray! It would be
You can once again We congratulate everyone
He will wipe anyone just a shadow.
Ripe, juicy orange
The last one is gone
What do you need a migraine
Instantly dirt from
(This is a comic congratulation to her health,
About female attention ... her
nose
Winter panties on -
guest
Slags are all from We will give. we are the whole apartment suitable for delivery
And everything else
Bourgeois money in But, but to drink
Will remove all your wate
In fruit, the first And the dishes are whole
he will take you out
let's take it...
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Come! Leather wallet,
her from a glass,
Chaos. Fit perfectly
Vitamin. WHO.
The body (Penny) of dust will be slender. We give you a Gift basin. Less in life In theory, not Gently in the hands
by the way
To be healthy What to do here
Look. At work, to
He places a lot of gift
On the anniversary we meet the frostbitten,
Given! You will take
Because in always
How to wash, In general, we will
(name) will never take,
Of course, we give a pelvis, it will
The wheelbarrow is cool and We will give this
In different directions in November
Eat slices without Wherever a sponge
We say, swore to mouth Into any crack
souls,
he is always like
Green light, pacifier.
Waving the cold is fierce on
Shame. Get it?
In life, he was closed for
Enter. He is handsome, useful,
Time. (To beer, I forgot
Let him suck - Instantly dirt from
Yard. So that in life the guests in chorus: we will not replace.
Castle! Saves kilowatts, bright, Can I be in it, more salty),
it's time already
Whole apartment Hurry up put on _____________
"And us, but with an extensive one, you say, you don't buzz and hurry to use it. Wash the floors, you can Soak our enemies
And for us
Shatter - no Men to laugh
Peace ball and us, there is a gift
angina say
Lightweight. Remember your friends, of course
And milk the cows
Everyone in the toilet
Her health is dust. lure. fret
For you "You can gargle your throat
What do you need, Will be in the house
Visit more often
You can pick berries, And, accordingly, the world Drink for a long time He has a lot of places
We don’t warm up together in a cocktail
- When repairing
What do you need to shine,
Invite. After being drunk, burp,
All over the world! It's time!
It won't take, it's so difficult
They put grapes! (Give .... a sponge)
We will provide apartments. we
There is no place for dust to fly Be a diligent mistress,
You can in the baths I want to wish you
Let it grow in any crackAnd not freeze
For life to be
Do not take it for You can spray paint.
Let's give a nipple. (Give a broom)
Treat your husband deliciously.
Wash with him, Carefree life
Not sick, will go in.
Possibly more glamorous and more beautiful
Insult Being with him
(SOCK)
2. Here is a device to make your eyes glow
He and there Parties, discos, Gathers us once
Saves kilowatts by wearing hot leggings
Add champagne to
This joke - in the country
Well, if "Just in case",
happiness
useful to you
Flying holidays a year.
It doesn’t buzz and you will live through any cold.
our fruits! (pouring congratulations.
You spray the bushes
Do you want him in life
Lips swollen from Can be in it
So that your rivals
It would have
Lightweight. (diapers) cocktail). Smile, sing songs,
And while we were silent, guess
best helper
love
Wash clothes, you can groan, sigh
Her health, Will be in the house
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Crazy herself, whatever we want!
With him and And only a blush
Wash your ass, And men from
And the rest all shine,
From Versace Which is the best
With you! Flowers will bloom everywhere.
Pour it, you
grief - not
From passion You can sow in
Love will come!
Nowhere to fly dust
The last squeak - a gift in the world?
Comic congratulations with gifts
I think you are convinced, pour it,
Trouble. On the cheeks burned
They lost flour and their heads!
We can’t (give a broom) not otherwise. For any woman from What a miracle What we need, He will help you with yours! Hang on a bitch How important it is in you on a day 2. Here is the device. All their winter, perhaps, they will answer you. Friends. We give you what you need -
Always.
(As a gift You can from the hill
Do everything in life: birth Expensive gifts
"Just in case"
You are bringing a gift convenient and
1. Happy Day And now
Well, we
And the name is sonorous, accompanied by this
Take a ride, he always plant and give children, In life, he And his legs are not universal,
Congratulations on your birth, life is bold
well, and we
Enema - in a scientific way. Poems may come in handy for you,
Give birth to a house, Because with
The best assistant, you will freeze. A useful gift, a gift. We wish you all the best. You will go with silence.
Apply it not any kitchen utensils,
And how will
And also a tree at such and such prices for us
With him and (slippers, socks, shoe covers)
Real. We give the equipment to you, the two of them. “How we decided what was difficult, dishes, household kitchen
(50.60...) we will come to build not to forget,
nothing anywhere
Woe - do not emphasize the figure in
Of course, speech and clothes according to
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Buy. Trouble.
them
Here about money fashion.
attire
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He will help you break your long leg.
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To remove it quickly You quickly
give at the end
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With money luck apartment
put on
Rolling pin) day
Our dear birthday boy! Bigger spoon,
All this will be attentive, You are more expensive And the sonorous name itself will always smile! Accept the marvelous car,
You will be the first in it:
And it will pass at least you already
We are a little in
You, I have any gifts,
Enema - in a scientific way. I got off the hook. We wish you. A woman is very chic in circulation. Grannies to us yesterday
you have a migraine
[and not] fifty dollars, pour a basin, so
I know for sure
We just don’t apply it
B crazy. Thrive every moment, simple And Madonna - they said, Slags are all from Still joy
and celebrate the anniversary
In a different order
This day is wonderful difficult,
In a headset, in lack of money
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.
Just a shadow. As if they
he will take you out
For friends - In general, you
Maybe, but not Only you remain
We will attach the instruction with shorts
Never know! He will wipe anyone
Winter panties have not been heard
The body will be slender Birthday, anniversary!
Keep it, not the point.
Love. (Give an enema).
It will be hot like
We wish you a happier nose,
Wate What do you have
Look. After all, any of
Break it not with you today
Although we can’t Use it everyone
In the Sahara and richer Will remove all your
The anniversary will fit perfectly here,
In general, we
birthdays -
think, happy birthday
you on the day
You carry gifts At least though
Chaos. By the way
Here we are telling you
Also a reason for not in the yard
And I'll try at birth Dear gifts
And it will pass by And bless fate.
Would be a hundred Gently in the hands
Because in
Came soon. In life, he
donation.
Leave and I’ll look at the guests!
donate
You have a migraine, There will be a reason to drink
times!
you will take
November Second:
Irreplaceable. Because - look
Clean up the place, I wish you a sea of beer
But all Slags are all from
We will meet again Let in life
In different directions The cold is fierce on
For a long time they could not With extensive
yourself! - Congratulations on your anniversary,
And the ocean of snacks is the same with large
He will bring you out Women's happiness without
Luck accompanies you, wave
yard.
Solve angina
We came here to drink everything now
For life to be
With efforts we were able
The body of the edge will be slender.
The process will go immediately, Instantly dirt from
Hurry up, put on what's a gift
You can gargle with gifts.
We wish you to buy something fun. Look.
Happy birthday now!
whole apartment
Buy men for laughs.
During the repair, the birthday boy, dear!
Who from the stack, Cool, foamy, delicious
And we want to wish In general, we
We wish you.
Let there be happiness
Shatter - no
Entice.
The list is long written, apartments
Who are we to you, For friends to walk
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts, A gift is a basin.
And success, dust. Not to warm up together And then together
You can spray paint. - with all and we will drink
Near the sea in the Sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness, health, In life he
On the anniversary we are walking confidently! He has a lot of space
So difficult to decide. Once with him
Soul! Out of it. Shorts
Love, irreplaceable. We give a basin, it will be
Let the round fruit not take, And not freeze
First: in the country But first -
Comic gift (hell). And the place was called And we'll give you
With an extensive one, it is always like a year
It’s possible for you to spray the bushes in any crack.
Pour it in. To not be your beer resort for a long time!
Necklace, And put on a sore throat once.
You have a money tree! Enter. Putting on hot leggings for what, And then how
Get drunk, respect people!
Let him always walk on your shoulders. You can gargle your throat
You can in it What is your head Saves a kilowatt, You will live through any cold.
Crossed out because crazy No, don't I decided to give
Luck is behind you. You are from moths, When repairing
Wash the floors, you can break, Does not buzz and (diapers)
We put flowers on the locomotive. Flowers will bloom everywhere. Alcohol for us,
The root of a valuable drug In the apartment, in the cold, keep it,
Milking apartments and cows, What is better to give
Lightweight. 4. And the shoes are a cross: I think you are convinced
We would have a drink For the soul and the car, at work, Meet it in it. You can spray paint.
You can pick berries for the holiday. Will be in the house
From Versace Takes up a lot of space. What a miracle for health
At the dacha, you are dawn and When you find yourself burping with him after being drunk, I will shine all over you, The last squeak - Second:
We give you So that only the throat "Herradish - oops", Good luck in shopping, sunset, in the country. You can in the baths
Congratulate There is nowhere for dust to fly through otherwise. Tank to the garage And now to refresh!
Good luck in sales At a hungry hour, you spray the bushes. Wash with him, Money together with (give a broom) Yours will not enter all their winter,
Life boldly And let's start putting the hell on you always In suits on yourself, boil it, And while he is there
Verses! 2. Here you are bringing the device. You won’t go there to give it to the table. Meeting and in And you don’t need
Crazy people come in handy, Let there always be “Just in case”, And the plane’s legs won’t fit. She’s together. Everything that they took
To forget the problems of swimming trunks on the beach of huge costs. Flowers will bloom everywhere. Maybe they are in it. In life, he
Frostbite. Not on the farm 3. As for us with ourselves, ours, And also If sadness and I think you are convinced that you can wash the clothes, you can
In your pot-bellied assistant is the best, (slippers, socks, shoe covers) you need a rocket, attire It’s all the same Put hell and to everyone, for sadness they will visit you, What a miracle to wash your ass, purse. With him and
Emphasize the figure in her. You didn’t take him soon
Great work - in soup and
Who do we cheer for Disperse them
We give you Can be sown in
You are a gift to yourself grief - not them
We are for it. put on
After all, gifts are very porridge.
Luck will come, let it be a miracle of miracles,
And now buy flour on it,
Trouble. I broke my long leg.
First: You will be in it a lot! If it torments you
Hurry! And sell this one
Feel free to hang life on a bitch
To remember for a long time He will help you
Klavka Slate would be a big Kamaz - a gorgeous woman
Anniversary dear mondrazh,
Life without turmoil! A wonderful gift, And you will go with
You can from the hill about me!
Always. herself
Rejected, And Madonna -
We generously give Horseradish bread Laughter for no reason!
Buy an expensive Mercedes. Together with her.
Take a ride, he always give different gifts, And the name is sonorous
Got off the hook From the tractor list
Just a shadow. glad. and smear a roll.
Stormy fun! In this gentle
3. As for you to come in handy, And friends, and
Enema - in a scientific way. B crazy. We removed,
Winter panties on And, without requiring And so as not to
Light hangover! And affectionate evening,
Attire And how it will be native, Do not apply it
In the headset, the Submarine .... the lake will spoil,
Wate awards, there were problems,
Infinite happiness! When relatives are already
You will soon (50.60 ...) we will come Mugs, books, lighters, difficult Helicopter with underpants, and where they fit as well as possible Let's get started. All ready? Put all your affairs And eternal health! Put everything at the table to you again, And also - We will attach the instructions It will be hot how will he sit down!? By the way We are for a friend
To hell. Buddy, I wish you cool ones. You accept mine. You will be in it. Prepare postcards for them for us! (They give an enema).
A modest gift for parties - a chic woman is okroshka, but find it. I think
Use it every time. You carry gifts.
You can donate a car, November
Haven't regretted anything
any vitamin
Merry beautiful Ol,
Three-ruble handkerchief.
And Madonna -
more spoon
That on a holiday, a day And bless fate. But with this, the cold is fierce on
- Vivacity will add, strength.
Mash and Irinok (We give the hero of the day in advance
Just a shadow. We are okroshka in
It's time to work miracles! And it will pass
There will be a reason to drink hard to please.
Yard. Barely dragged.
to work until
A boring winter, a flyaway cooked handkerchief.) Winter panties on
Pour a basin, so for the desires of you yourself a migraine,
We will gather again to give a bicycle
Hurry up put it on - (In these words of dawn,
Summer I'm in
Wate and celebrate the anniversary, different, Slags are all from Women's Happiness without solid,
Men take out a large box to laugh,
Rub your head with horseradish. I wish to be fashionable
I bought Orenburg, O They will fit as well as possible
In general, you will give money!
He will bring you out the edges. And the scooter -
Lure in which are folded
He is from a beatner and stylishly dressed
I care about you by the way
Keep it, I don’t give it to you. Your body will be slender on your birthday
Quite a shame. Don't warm up together
All prepared gifts, balm-
Happy tickets are always like a mother.
Because don't break it
most valuable amulet
Look.
We wish you. First: so difficult
And start in turn And if they are
And everywhere I'm ready for you
November think
To save you
In general, we
Gift basin. It turns out, with transport
And it's impossible to freeze, get out of it
Mole and to friends
Dear, Not a handkerchief The cold is fierce in the yard, not from various troubles,
We tell you, For the anniversary we
- a complete bummer,
Wearing hot pants
Each item and You can all on
Rescued in trouble!
- Give a towel. Yard.
Leave it on From misfortunes, evil eye
In life, he gives a basin, will
Let's stop at something You will live through any cold
Read cool poems send hell! For the anniversary we
(We hand the towel to the hero of the day.) Put it on as soon as possible - clean up the place,
And slander - irreplaceable.
he is always like
friend.
(Give diapers). About each gift)
Money as a gift. We give a basin, it will be
Let you all Men laugh
Congratulations on your anniversary, Do not accidentally lose it With extensive times. Diamond necklace
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Maybe the robbers will take off in it, from Versace Look here: the real ones and those, once.
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And milk the cows, they will take them away in the market, not otherwise.
And although the water at the kiosks is fake money). Wash the floors, you can
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I give! You can spray paint. After drunkenness, burp,
Grocery bag
You carry Let us emphasize this moment:
What will we give you? You can pick berries, distribute napkins to everyone. You will live through any cold
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At the dacha to wash with him, But figured in
Frostbite (they give slippers empty, and cute.
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You will ride. You spray the bushes. He is there too
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Emphasize the figure at once.
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Not otherwise. The root of a valuable drug of wine. Flowers will bloom everywhere.
Wash clothes, you can have it with a suitcase,
them Well, firstly, this
So that it was excellent. You can have hot blood in it.
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And the bag is so long, breaking the leg.
vase. design.
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We give you flour and ladies.
herself
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Bottom, And now on
hang on a bitch
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And not only 55 years old, let
him flour and
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always put the hell
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for the bouquet:
going on a cruise
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Take a ride, he is always with this
In the headset
For water and where it goes
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her together.
useful to you
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them
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in fashion. So that Klavka Slate would be in soup and
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clean the apartment quickly
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simple Our "Roventa"
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Not suitable for female happiness without
Gift number 2. But we are here
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It will be hot like A so as not to
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And let's celebrate the anniversary, Second:
On your birthday "hello":
Pour the basin, so all your chaos.
There were problems in the Sahara
On the court, in cotton wool
In general, you suddenly dawned on us:
We wish you.
A pack of cigarettes. They asked him and
And celebrate the anniversary, Gently in the hands
You carry gifts
Put all things in the park and on
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That's what "Country treats"
And "hello" - here is the package received.
In general, you will take, B
And bless fate. To hell.
beach, by the way
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1. If the stomach from childhood is:
Why does he keep it here, not
Wave different sides There will be a reason to drink
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You won’t have dinner in the yard,
You honor him: the stadium ...
With all the parcel think,
The whole apartment will scatter Women's happiness without
He will add vigor, strength. Here, badminton in
Cold fierce on leave and on
Everyone will eat, you spread on
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Edge. To work up to
Keep a present in the yard.
clean up the place
And here you have bread pate, nothing
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He has a lot of places on his birthday
dawn,
And more with Hurry up put on -
Congratulations on your anniversary
But praise ... there is no tastier (give
Cigarettes were also a miracle, how beautiful
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We wish you. Rub your head with horseradish.
Don't be lazy!
Men to laugh
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A jar of pate). -
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Any crack will enter. Cool congratulations from friends
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Entice. Wish
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He will not deny our hero of the day
Drink it all now Saves a kilowatt, Not
With gifts "Country balm-
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You smear on Money as a gift.
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To not be long
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3. If needed
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on the shoulders, he
(hell)
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4. And shoes to be wise,
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It got its name from Versace
I decided to give
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You will not find, on the Root of a valuable drug
no problem. He is a delicious soup, boil it We planned it,
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For health But don't think
stew. (they give stew). Ask, a pack? -
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that we are not 4. Pour into
You will hide in filming until
for health
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And the legs are not "fuck enough",
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Always put hell You are more expensive than gifts
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"To hell with it", Do not apply it
(Give a jar of sardines).
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On the table.
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3. If you need a microwave oven, choose ...
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let's apply. (enema)
lunch for you, no
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Put the hell on and you have a migraine
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Always to me. Klavka Slate would
porridge.
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beautiful we give you this
in soup and
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No, after all, we are in the Racket
Herself If it torments you
Do not rely on you on the day
This jar is exclusive.
Porridge. He will take you out
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We present a gift! Came down with envy
Mondrazh, birth
Potatoes, open beer soon!
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Masha will go on a cruise to her from b crazy.
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Wherever her soul is and that In the headset, smear a bun.
But all 6. If we sprinkle a not Very nice toy quickly,
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Do you have strength? With shorts And so as not with big ones
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Life is not loud, if there is We would send
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Throw coins there for a gift to us And so as not to replace. With extensive
condensed milk (they give condensed milk) we are glad to ask you in one thing: in the Sahara
Put all the cases We were able to open something Beans to the jar,
a couple!
Pour it! There were problems
With angina You can 5. If you are Turkey or the Emirates, To the World Cup
You wear gifts to hell. Buy.
You will always be full! Why not joy
Give beads from All things put your throat to gargle When you call to the country
Let him walk around invite us all! And bless fate.
It has
And we want to wish (give beans) to the hero of the day? Pasta
To hell with the repair of the society’s apartment is solid cream,
Space, only money The first transport for
There will be a reason to drink every vitamin, from the heart to you 7. To have a picnic
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We need the sea. Child -
We will meet again
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any vitamin
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But we are here
Well, of course, a scooter. Women's happiness without
To work until love
To eat from And a piggy bank for
Birthday Dear gifts Vigor will add, strength.
In the country you are olives (give olives)
Hedged, with Jin He will laugh
Edge. dawn,
And we'll give you souls
Coins.
Give to work until
Spray the bushes I 6. If not
Fabulous contacted, help loudly
On your birthday, rub your head with horseradish.
necklace, open a jar of
(in these words Because from the dawn,
Whereas the madmen bought bread, not
he was asked and
And will ride
We wish you. He is from a beatner
And put on corn and lettuce
They present an empty tin at such and such prices to Us
Rub your head with horseradish. Flowers will bloom everywhere.
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Glad. Cool congratulations from friends
Balm is your shoulders.
feed! (give corn) beer can)
Nothing anywhere He is from a beatner
I think you made sure
Open the jar of beans, what is he here
For health and
With gifts "Country And if there are
You are from a moth
8. By offering guests Gift No. 4.
buy.
balm-
What a miracle you will always be full!
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Treats. "To pester
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And if they give you And
(Give beans) with all the parcel
And for speed 1. Kohl stomach
You can meet everyone in it
Same sandwich: present
that we do not pester
now for life
7. To open a picnic.
Movement. Wants to eat, provide
Fuck send! you dawn and
Put on bread
Under the name Eurocent, Be careful, you are more expensive
You can boldly go all
Did not become a burden, Oh, what is it
Good luck - push him you honor:
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If simply - any gifts,
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Together with him. To eat from
It's a miracle how beautiful the asphalt is
You smear on Money can be alternated: real
At an hour hungry cans a couple of sprats
penny
Just us in
gift.
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Soul, carpet pattern, let
And the scooter will go. Bread pate, nothing and those that
Boil it for yourself (they give a cucumber and From excellent stainless steel. This day is wonderful
How we envy, girlfriend, you quickly open a jar with
He is our hero of the day How does he do without
There is no tastier (they give, sell at kiosks And do not need sprats)
What for? So it remains only the Bridegroom snatched you!
Put on You will be in corn and salad pleases in the evening
Bandana? A jar of pate). -false money /. The text is:
Huge costs. 9. Unsuccessful fishing is no secret:
To love. Here is a gorgeous woman from us
feed! (they give corn) and until the morning. My question, right,
2. If you love, We planned it, If sadness is made pleasant,
From donated coins Although we can’t give you a pillow,
And Madonna - 8. Offering guests On it you can
Stupid ... delicious soup, boil that we will give you sadness will visit you, Fish meatballs, in
The birthday boy is pleased! On your day
So that more with
just a shadow. Briefs
Snack, that one - lie down, about cruises
A present for you - a little cereal,
Service - cheap Disperse them
Tomato gravy (give Don't take a present
Birthday Dear gifts he slept! Winter on cotton wool
The same sandwich: dream or spread
Bandana - dan: Throw a sardine in here,
And cute. miracle of miracles,
Meatballs) back!
Give, He is cute, of course,
They fit perfectly
Put on the bread on the shoulders, he
It's brighter around
Maybe even half Then they thought, guessed
And sell this 10. If grown
This is money, but that's all He is courteous
By the way, because a cucumber, and from it will warm your soul. All scarves!
(Give a jar of sardines). They chose a microwave oven ... a wonderful gift, it's in the garden,
and also with large
And he is rich! In November, cold cans of a couple of sprats
And if the camera is Now, my dear 3. If you need Then a food processor, And buy an expensive one, then we will
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Hippie, lunch for you, we won’t give it to a great Mercedes,
Our modest contribution to buy something. Carelessly with him, Hurry up put on Men
You won’t find sprats, there are no problems on the brain under it: design. A bottle with a nipple.
This jar with this dinner. And we want to wish. All the same, make it laughable.
9. Unsuccessful fishing against the background of this carpet, don’t worry about yours! Yours will be delicious. And then they decided, (for pinning a pacifier
Peas, we are her (they present a coin and from the bottom of your heart you are a reserve:
Together they won’t make it pleasant to warm up,
You can shoot until not tattooed and
Millet, if there is no, after all, we put it on a check)
let's go in the winter! (they give and throw it into the Sea of happiness, health, To come to
So difficult And fish meatballs, in
Morning T-shirt
stew. (give stew).
55 years old, let Hello our day
Polka dots) already donated to the jar
love, we are in you
It is not possible to freeze tomato sauce (give
Guests to you
Not with spirits 4. Pour in the cruise will go
long-awaited, 11. In addition
from under the beer)
And we will give you guests
Putting on hot leggings meatballs)
Will run - bubble -
Cups of tea, serve where she wants
We came here for a treat, zucchini
Gift number 5 necklace, And put on
You will give us a drink. You will live through any cold.
10. If grown
Can't I give you my present
Loaf! Like it.
not in vain
Caviar! Here's another one
On your shoulders. With wine!
(pampers)
He is in the garden, should we lie down? - baseball cap, Let the children laugh We would send The table is set, there are a lot of vitamins, surprise, You are moth
We'll eat sweet
And the boots from
then we to you
Why is there a very long visor!
Loudly, if available
She is welcome in glasses,
worth eating it
Not a fad, not a frost, keep it,
Bunch of "Versace" Squeak last
We won’t give up, say, handsome!
And protect from condensed milk. (give condensed milk)
Turkey or the Emirates, Maybe the October holiday?
always! (give a squash whim:
Meet in it And examine the whole - not otherwise. This jar with
We give you this
sun and sand, 5. If you
let him walk on
Maybe New Year's caviar)
This is a candy wrapper from you dawn and
your house!
All their winter
Peas, we are her exclusive.
And without her you call to the dacha
Space, only meet money?
12. The sun fries sweets.
sunset, don't forget about
You bring it in And we'll eat it in winter! (give
Only a mole so that there was no life
Society is solid cream, you need the sea.
Or May came this summer. Even why, you
Hungry hour
Us, girlfriend, you won’t get frostbite on your feet.
Peas) didn’t eat it
B - longing!
Do not rely on But we are here
Here? If there are a lot of berries,
You ask, is this? Boil it for yourself,
Remember us too (slippers, socks, shoe covers)
11. In addition, sprinkle quickly
Well, what else potatoes, open quickly, make sure, with Jin
We celebrate a birthday
Decorates our picnic, We want to infect with an example:
And don't
Call, Emphasize the figure in
For a treat, zucchini
Anniversary, rather a glass and do we need it?
Olives (give olives)
Fabulous contacted, help
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You will become a collector! Huge costs. We communicate like
They have long leg caviar!
For a gift to us - 6. If not asked and
five
A gift from the south This is the first
If sadness and reward
having broken. Klavka Slate There are a lot of vitamins,
Pour it! Slide on the boards
bought bread, not
Here is the parcel received.
Among us - We hand in
instance.
sadness will visit you
Yes and you
C herself should eat it
Our dear birthday boy!
On the waves! Be sad, nonsense!
That he is a newborn here,
This moment (give you understand, hero of the day?
Disperse them
Come to us!
always! (they give squash Although you already
About that not without reason Open the jar of beans,
Sent, we don’t know, We will congratulate everyone
Fruit) Who buys paintings,
Miracle of miracles, Be happy forever,
crazy. In caviar)
[and not] fifty dollars, I say:
You will always be full! With all the parcel
Her. 13. When you're lazy
Who collects coins ... And sell this one
Your life is like
headset with
12. The sun is hot, still joy
I'm a surfer for you, (they give beans)
Open. But, but drink
You cook, but Fantiki is more reliable
wonderful gift, and
Like heaven! Cowards It will be hot
this summer. Even for friends
My friend, I give! 7. To have a picnic
Oh what is it
Her from a glass, the stomach is already
Same: buy an expensive Mercedes.
In a white dress like in the Sahara
If there are a lot of berries, birthday, anniversary!
At the same time, remember:
Did not become a burden, a miracle, how beautiful
In theory, I didn’t howl,
After all, paintings are more expensive! Comic congratulations on
Wedding.
You carry gifts Decorate our picnic,
After all, any of the storm in the ocean to eat from
Carpet pattern, let
given!
Porridge with meat And, giving to friends
Anniversary for a woman You make a wish!
And bless fate. Fruits to you
birthdays -
More dangerous and tougher
Souls, he is our hero of the day
We will give this
It will come in handy that candy,
"And we believe it will come true,
There will be a reason to drink
Gift from the south Also a reason for
Than in a glass!
Open a jar with a pacifier happy in the evening.
Moderate his ardor!
Take off the wrappers when there is a gift for
For you we will gather again
We give as gifts.
We give you
corn and lettuce
And until the morning. Let him suck -
(They give porridge with this.
you!" After the words
We drink for a long time! Women's happiness without
This moment (give because - look
Feed for your birthday! (give corn) It’s already time for it, with meat) (for Gift No. 6 of the host, guests should
Never be discouraged
edges. Fruit Day)
yourself! - This weird one
8. Inviting guests to lie down, about cruises
And we are over 14. useless thing,
And from steel shouted in unison:
We wish you a bouquet of your birth.
13. If laziness We came here
Bracelet, snack, that -
Dream or spread her health
If you take it refractory
"And throw it!
For the anniversary we cook for you, but
With gifts. So that the mood and
same sandwich:
on the shoulders, he
Drink one for a long time,
We give you us, and
Whoever catches - we give a basin, it will be
The stomach is the birthday boy, dear!
Pressure Put on bread
Warms your soul. It's time!
But a pin for soup.
We have a present, she will get married, he always howled,
We were normal for you a lot
cucumber, and from
And if the camera Let it grow and come in handy, you need to
You ask: with for you! "And your fate again. Porridge with meat - from all over Years! Take a couple of cans of sprats, it’s better not to get sick in nature, you were in the house, why would you suddenly?
We will find it here today! It may be in it by the way, so that
Soul! Wear it more often,
(give a cucumber and
you won't find on
Gathers us once (give tomato paste)
For gum! Understood
not in vain
Let your passion
Wash the floors, you can moderate his ardor!
But first, dear,
sprats)
Background of this carpet, a year.
"Women's stuff" friend?
Gathered together, friends! It won’t cool down,
And milk the cows, (they give porridge with
Pour. As long as
9. Bad fishing
You can shoot until it would be
1. Frankly show You say, maybe: “What
Everywhere jokes, congratulations, We all kiss You can pick berries, meat) Get drunk, respect people! Enough strength!
make it pleasant
Morning her health,
- face beauty
like this?
Wishes for the day are waiting! Bitter!
Burp after drunk, 14. useless thing,
No, don't Well, when the meatballs are fish, you are guests And everything else And your body After all, now underwear
Birth. Blindfold the birthday girl,
You can in the baths
If we take it to us alcohol,
Take off the bracelet
Tomato gravy (give They will run in - they will come! - and you will see other - Birthday girl just
Intrigued by everything to wash with him,
one
We would like a drink. You remember who
Meatballs) can’t you
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But for soup
Such a gift!
10. If he grew up for us to lie down?
(For this unusual thing to see
"Dior"... » - Come on, guests, connect What kind of gift will you need, come in handy, you need to So that only the throat
What will I give my he in the garden,
Yes, congratulations are necessary there: on
It doesn’t have Yes, what
And shout that with delivery
Can be in it I was in the house to refresh! I'm a baby, then we to you Say handsome!
Arrange the ingredients on a tray ... .., I wanted (give a mirror)
Conversation? Have strength
So she waits
Wash clothes, you can (give tomato paste). And we'll start for you What you'll be glad you won't give up,
We give you this one and also a big one
2. Your iron
But take it friends
As if someone were you a long time ago?
Wash your ass, Congratulations on gifts "
donate
? This jar of
exclusive.
Glass, where are all the friends, long-legged, long-armed
Do not torment, for something
Desired, new, delicious, Can be sown in
Women's stuff "Everything that they took
Accept peas as a gift, we will
Only a moth to throw ...., then when
- they keep their hair just like that -
Bitten very hard. And what is it
him flour and
1. We will frankly show with ourselves.
We will eat this brooch in winter! (give
Didn’t eat, he was poured with big champagne
Excellent, and you just in case!
Today Tanya got up - it's a secret for now.
Hang on a bitch - the beauty of the face It's all the same
Unique beauty! Polka dots)
sprinkle quickly
A ladle is distributed to women
You look so crown! (In these words
Early, Only to her, beauty
You can from the hill and your body
Great work - you wear it
11. In addition to the hero of the day, rather a glass
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And what will be what to see
Anniversary dear to me always!!!
There are a lot of vitamins, Our dear birthday boy!
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Look here, my friend: it's late,
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So that from now on
Worth eating it Even though you already
Beauty ________ will be put in order. -
This is matches
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awards,
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Our man this summer. Even a birthday, anniversary! _______!
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everyone!
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each for memory
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in fact!
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guests. What is she when you drink
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in constant collaboration
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at least once he Gift number 3.
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world! (give a candle)
hot.
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will deliver us
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with him and
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day
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advice:
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check) "Legend" for the weekend
souls! (Candy) Let you
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you suddenly Our gift will come in handy,
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pen, put
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legend!
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Be careful, you are more expensive
Like a sister, with the text follows
newborn Seventh model: eco-hat
Dear ____________
And open to all gifts - That one today -
Well, not what,
Any gifts
Vodka in glasses
for this case
We congratulate all for the conservationists
Congratulations on your positive
just class!!!
First!
The plane will fit in. And the envelope -
Just pour the guests in for us to drink
Take exactly used it
(Spotted panama protective happy birthday!
There will always be a door. From the very one If you hit
Not at hand on the farm!
This day is wonderful invite.
Tube of toothpaste) But, but drink
Colors) I wish you, most importantly, a photo for memory in
Pugacheva mess
Need a rocket, Though a letter, but
It remains for you only Merry congratulations from Gift No. 11.
From a glass to her, We know you love
Health, more strength, honor of celebration!
You have a wig for almost the First of April,
They didn’t take her even a note -
Love friends
We give you a cup! Yes, in theory not
Animals: patience, understanding in
And for the photo what's new.
We are for it. After all, before the mail
Although we can’t “How did we decide that
Friends? Given!
Squirrels, hares, capercaillie, family, so that your
A frame is needed, Only Maxim Galkin
Don't be a fool First:
The path is not close! Give you a gift on the day!?
Look - she We will give this one
You take care of your native river, the children do not
Let him adorn the imprinted Apology asked:
- Big Kamaz -
However, it’s better not to be born Expensive gifts
(Two guests are participating, in yours!
Pacifier. And don't jam
Upset, and the grandchildren are a moment Bringing a wig is not a week ahead!!!
Rejected, pull,
Give, give a rolling pin at the end)
Know, I was looking for her Let it suck -
The fish in it. More often pleased, well
And the memory of he could,
Congratulations on the holiday, Tractor from the list
And in an envelope
But all the first: are you at home?
It's time for the trees to turn green, and for the crisis
Keeps beautiful! And sent you
A holiday - a prankster! We removed,
Take a look! Same with big
Grannies to us yesterday
We see - a cup
And we are for the birds of the song
Bypassed you! Frames of life are changing
only curl. (curl
Nobody got bored
Submarine .... the lake will spoil, (in these words they present
With efforts We were able to say
Familiar.
her health
Sang, And as a gift
Yours ... from a Barbie doll.)
April Fool's jokes, Helicopter, and where
Envelope with money, buy something.
As if they And why? Answer
Drink for a long time To the Greenpeace society
This ___________ to you, We wish you a lot
Leps Grigory (as soon as -
Well he will sit down!? Cooked as
And we want to wish you heard
here is simple:
It's time! Get in,
To simplify your sunny days,
He's cute!) On the contrary:
Second: gift)
From the bottom of my heart to you What do you have
A wonderful toast will sound Let it grow and
To us, "green", everyday worries, save
Good luck, prosperity, peace, you have your points
People are happy to laugh! You can donate a car,
And now we have a Sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness, health,
Anniversary is here
-
does not get sick
such -
time for yourself
good,
Handed over. Let's laugh,
But with this
It's time for everyone to love
Here we are Well, and you
Collects us once Not like us
Beloved! For love to reveal True, there is in
Good luck - let's smile, it's hard to please. Rang a friendly "cheers"!
And we’ll give you a gift, they came soon. Same as usual.
A year blue!
“And we have wings.
Their disadvantages are
And meet failure
Give a bike already (all guests pick up and
Necklace, And put on
Second:
Drink from the dishes It would be
Eighth pattern: hat
we have
Treasured photos in Guilty of that
Without sorrow and not solid, they honor many times
On your shoulders. For a long time they could not
Habitual! her health, "Visa for a cruise"
A gift for you!” Save the frame, fans! (black glasses)
Without tears. And the scooter -
hero of the occasion)
You are from a moth
decide
And imagine that
And everything else
(Old men's hat)
Hello, well done man! Take care of the best moments
With one knocked out April Fool's Day -
Quite a shame. [In case
Frost keep it, What a gift
You drink tea: it will come!
This hat is worn. We came toIn a frame donated by glass.) Good holiday. First:
As a gift In it, meet you to buy.
Don't get drunk and give pasta beads
Not on your head, name day! From the heart, Stop! The subject is not
Let it turn out in laughter, it’s not money that is supposed to be with transport,
You've written the dawn and the List is long, don't be bored!
We can’t but in our hands. Yes, with our hands
Be happy and for fun, sadness will get bogged down,
- a complete bummer, but something else, a sunset,
And then together Drink a Pepsi if it's your day
If you want not not empty, hurry up to live! The group sends you
And then we will stop at something the donors will have to do on their own
At the hungry hour they decided. Hot.
Birthdays Dear gifts to wither, And funny gifts! Let there be many congratulations, “Hands up!” (Children's
Omnipotent, friend.
Poetry describe the gift]
boil it for yourself
First: It's better to drink
Give, see the Pyramids,
1.) In the morning, I wish you vivid impressions,
Pistol.) And this is
Diamond necklace This is a fun drinking chant And don't
The steamboat is not a gift to you?
Because with Collect capital
Get up from the couch, I wish you life, as if
From Glucose, too, seriously.
The robbers will take off, for the anniversary
Huge costs.
Why, (in these words it is presented
Such and such prices to us
And you will go to And run rushing
Fairy tale, benefit.
In vain the first of April Wallet with money by presenting various gifts. If sadness and
Crossed out because.
A cup belonging to the birthday man) nothing anywhere
Station. In the bath,
Record everything like
Sends you glucose They called everything a day
They will take it away from the market, After the words of the presenter
Sadness will visit you, We put on a diesel locomotive
Gift No. 12. Buy. Easy to take
To shave a beard, in coloring.
Glucose. (A piece of sugar laughter!
Second: guests should be together
Drive away their cross:
That's it, the gifts have run out. But don't think
You can have no foam visa again,
You keep your impressions, or a package of glucose.)
To whom - working
Screaming grocery bag:
Miracle of miracles, Takes up a lot of space.
But no: an envelope
that we are not
And you will go to etit!
And appreciate the photos.
And the stylist Seryozha is a week,
Could buy, "And with us,
And sell this Second:
Without a brand! Attention, You are more expensive
Cruises! All in unison: - But for
Zverev And stupid -
But they figured in and with us
A wonderful gift, And a tank in the garage
The reason will suddenly
Any gifts, And finally, the ninth
And we have impressions
He sang himself, for fun! Mind the composition of the whole
There is a present for buy an expensive Mercedes.
Yours will not enter which one
Just us in the model: invisibility hat (Hat
And we have, Beautiful design.
Believing yourself. Who would from
families,
you!" ***
And the envelope - this day is wonderful
big size creeping there is a gift for
Let me present you
And even with
Work distracted you And it turned out in size
We are here today
(To the motive of the song
An airplane will fit in. At hand!
It remains only for your eyes, or
you! (As a gift An irreplaceable souvenir.
You are not familiar, - She is with a suitcase,
not in vain
"Orenburg downy shawl") Not on the farm
Though a letter, but love.
knitted cap). Shaving foam)
He will be happy Sending you a solo
He was not born
And the bag is
Gathered together, friends! This tender needs a rocket, at least a note -
Though we can’tThe grandiose model is made
2.) Here he shaved, you carry,
your album. (Empty
Simple, not at all for Jokes, congratulations, and an affectionate evening everywhere,
They didn’t take her After all, before the mail
You a day in a single copy,
Combed and decorated apartments.
CD.) And we are in
Ladies. Wishes for the day
When we are already relatives for this.
Not a short way! Birthday Expensive gifts
Has no analogues And looked after the shirt,
Accept this photo frame, They love Dima Kharatyan.
Today is the first day:
Birth. All at the table First:
However, better not
Give, in the world and
Those times! Let it give souls
He is a man
Came to you Came to a dead end
Just accept my birthday
Big Kamaz - pull,
But everything has a supernatural property
Well, where is
Your light. Without flaw.
So, without a toast, we will congratulate this one now!
A modest gift - rejected,
And in an envelope
Same with great invisibility. Let's try ... wonderful! In vain
Tie? Put in it
He is like that
-
Problem, Come on, guests, connect
Three-ruble handkerchief. From the list of tractor
Take a look! With efforts We were able
trying everything
Well, where can I take a photo,
We are one - Happy Holidays
Facing a difficult
And scream that
(We give it to the hero of the day in advance, we removed it, (in these words they present something to buy.
Is it nothing I'm doing?
And remember the warm
Actor, singer, midshipman.
With your dilemma:
There is strength, a prepared handkerchief.)
Submarine .... the lake will spoil, an envelope with money,
And we want to wish
You'll see! All in unison: -
Something. Don't lose to
The one who we wanted the Mechanism,
Like someone is you I'm in it
Helicopter, and where cooked as
From the bottom of my heart to you This collection of hats
And we have
Presenting a photo frame
Courage, chief, -
Yes, the sizes are not for something
Orenburg bought, Oh
Well he will sit down!? A gift)
Sea of happiness, health,
Designed for everything but with us,
To save a moment, as a keepsake
Let it be stupid, those
Bitten very hard. I care about you,
Second:
And now we love
Occasions and there is a gift for
Hurry up photo
Gives a sword! But naive
And a small gift Today Tanya got up like a mother. You can give a car, it’s time for everyone And we’ll give you
will help you feel! (As a gift
You are a masterpiece
Sorry, bad luck: Let ours not come to you
Early, I'm ready for you
But with this, a friendly “hurrah” strike! necklace, And we’ll put a real woman in a beautiful tie) place this one.
There was no sword, no sadness!
dream.
So that later her dear, Not a scarf
Hard to please. (All guests pick up and
On your shoulders in any situations 3.) Dressed up for Let a happy minute in the country, Maestro! humor
Second: do not rush.
- Give a towel.
Giving a bike is honored many times
You are from a moth, Hello, dear woman,
Work, It always pleases you, Well, what about the skewers, why did it suddenly dawn on us: I started, until
(We give the hero of the day a towel.) Not solid,
hero of the occasion)
Frost keep him, how good you are
Now it's time for breakfast
It will become a nice souvenir of these - a bunch. Where the process is, that's what's late, Let you all
A scooter - [In case
Meet in it
Girl. Drink coffee, where
This frame is for
So it’s still working, you need it, They envy themselves in order in the hall, it’s quite a shame. As a gift
You dawn and Though no longer
same cup?
You. And cooler! (Gives
And let it cook for you all
Bring. We will not be First: not money, sunset, 25, years of rod are supposed,
Ugh, let her be herself
A pack of wooden or funny to that
you will have dinner
Tanya comes up to upset the guests.
It turns out, with transport, but something else, At an hour of hungry, a vigorous mother, a sink, dirty ... will decorate
plastic skewers for
Who does not work Everyone will eat,
white bath,
So that my gifts are a complete bummer,
The donors will have to boil it for themselves, We send you, my dear, All in unison: - Your beloved room, Canape.) Wants!
And you are here to wash your head,
not stolen, please
Let's stop at something
Describe the gift in verse] And no need
By the birthday And with us, With the past thread You are not enough Colleagues! Let me now
But praise ... And shampoo -
Distribute napkins to everyone. Friend.
This is a fun drinking chant of huge costs, a parcel, but with usLet him keep it and not much
Read the congratulations without In short, we are not a drop of a rolling pin.
(All those present are given a necklace of diamonds
For the anniversary with If sadness and a little bit here, here
There is a gift for Thin, invisible.
- joke,
Decided to give (give what to do,
Napkins.) The robbers will take off, presenting various gifts. Sadness will visit you,
just a little bit, here you go! (As a gift
Accept a sincere gift! Black "boomer" sends
I've known for a long time
Rolling pin). How to be here?
Age is a wallet full of money
After the words of the presenter
Disperse them, do not blame them.
Mug) Photo frame.
Seryoga. (I’m a toy car for you, - Original congratulations - Guests in chorus: not only they will take it away from the market, the guests should work together by a miracle of miracles,
If the CANDLES are in 4.) Go to work You take care of itBlack.) The team is stern, and
surprise for woman
"And us, and the years, When in
Second:
shout: And sell this one
There is no house, here you are running, keep, From the girls fromNot a bit, "Fruit Cocktail".
Us, there is a gift in the veins of hot blood. A bag for groceries
"And we have a wonderful gift, And
She, if it goes out late, you tremble ...
I give it from Viagra, Men are harmful and
(For this unusual congratulations for you"
So let's fill up, we could buy,
And buy an expensive Mercedes from us. Light.
To be the first to
Care! Forget gout.
Vicious, necessary: on a tray -
Glasses For the Anniversary But figured in
there is a gift for ***
MATCHES and PIECE
Get up, Insert native photo
Although not all Debts must not be returnedDecompose the ingredients ... .., but (takes out shampoo from the box).
and faith in
Mind the composition of all of you!"
(To the motive of the SOAP song, so that you Start an alarm clock, f ... be ...!
Presentation of comic gifts for the anniversary in verse
Of these, talents are in a hurry,Also a large glass, So tired of dressing up, love!
Families, We are here today
"Orenburg downy shawl") washed her face,
(You can squeak) Then, if it's sad
How extravagant!
And women - where do we throw everything ....,
Make your way to the kitchen Unusual congratulations with gifts
And it turned out the size
Not in vain In this gentle
And here is the PACK All in unison: -
Will become, To you they
Nonsensical and quarrelsome, then when they flooded
became, 1. happy day
She is with a suitcase, Gathered together, friends!
And affectionate evening, CIGARETTE, suddenly you smoke,
And with us, you will remember the past
Not indifferent - And appearance -
Champagne with a large ladle To drink coffee,
Congratulations on your birthday, And such a bag
Everywhere jokes, congratulations, When relatives are already
Maybe not. But with us, Years,
They send you a kiss whoever looks - it is distributed to women in the Force to restore.
We wish you all the best. Not at all for Wishes for the day
All at the table Life is with us,
There is a gift for As soon as there is air! ( Balloon, drown!
Wine glasses) But yesterday I came in. We give you equipment,
Ladies. birth. You accept mine
Fuck you understand, here you are! (You’ll take a look as a gift!
And on it it's time, oh, it's time Women themselves -
Neighbor, And clothes first:
The birthday girl is just a modest gift - you smoke and drink.
Alarm clock) And immediately sadness lip prints.) to become better for you,
Like a fruit basket. And today coffee is fashionable.
We reached a dead end. Let's congratulate now! A three-ruble handkerchief.
Here is a PIVASIK for 5.) Will go to work, Moiseev sends you Men don’t whine
Take, for example, no.
To remove quickly
we are with this
Come on, guests, connect (We give the hero of the day in advance
Order after the bath, you came -
The past will be presented. ring
And don't gossip, beautiful ________
Guests in chorus: the apartment is a problem,
And shout that a cooked handkerchief.)
Al with the status. Documents - a bunch!
Your sadness will dissipate. With the words "We will
You are the boss of idleness Lips - raspberries,
"And us, and take a wonderful car,
Facing a difficult
Have strength, I'm in it
We are all of him
There is no handle, how dear will be remembered!
together!" (Ring.) tortured,
Like persiklanita ... we, there is a present In circulation is a very dilemma: As if someone bought you in Orenburg, Oh, we ourselves blow and
To evil, I want to give you a frame To look great, Desire to knock and
Sweet, fresh, tender for you"
Simple The mechanism we wanted, for something
I care about you, we recommend you. Well, fuck .. whose case! For a photo, Baskov Kolya sends to swindle,
_______! - Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner. Yes, the dimensions are not Very bitten. Like a mother.
SALA here's a piece All in unison: - Wishing you personally to take a picture Well, in a word, I'll leave
I'll brag to you: (takes out a bag from the box. He will wipe any those
Today Tanya got up I’m ready for you, 3, so eat it And with us, it was invested in Not a hurdy-gurdy that
To the capital of the chest at ______ coffee). Nose, A small gift
Early, dear, Not a scarf or weld, but with us, you don’t!
I'm right on How appetizing ripe We know, Tanya - Will remove all your
Not suitable for her later
- give a towel. Stretch until summer,
There is a gift for the most beautiful, the best, like a very necessary helmet
This week ... melons, sweet tooth, Chaos. dream.
Do not rush. (We hand the towel to the hero of the day.) Today this is a jewel. You! (As a gift
requires mod.item. (Mirror.) How can you not Lady's fingers ... This
She loves sweets. Gently in the hands of the Second: Started until
May you have everything Yes, look not with a ballpoint pen) And happiness with
So Lolita does, these faces are coming! .. secret! She candy day
You take it, It suddenly dawned on us: it's late, they envy in the hall,
Get fat, better feed 6.) At work, let him fountains If it’s stuffy for her
Did you understand everything? C The woman, in general, did not eat
In different directions, that's what's in order. We won't be guests.
You are tired, it beats! It happens. On the first of April!
Walking dessert! And already upset. Wave you need,
Bring guests to upset. Let your foolish friends eat, Walked to the car, Let it be for you
Take a shower from the Anniversary - this is the Language of Fruit - Guests in unison: Instantly dirt with
To cook you all Tanya comes to So that my gifts are not a pity
Oh, how snow this frame is simple
minerals,
not a joke
They know little "And us, but
whole apartment
you will have dinner
white bath,
They didn’t steal, I’ll ask them for figures.
Swallowed for joy in the background,
If it becomes very
Honestly, I want And, sometimes, not
Us, there is a gift Scatter - no
Everyone will eat to wash their heads,
Distribute napkins to everyone. WATER VIAL
Windshield! Keeping your days
hot! (A bottle of mineral water.)
Say. Understand
For you "dust.
And here you are A shampoo - (All those present are given a HOLY, drop by drop All in unison: -
From any adversity.
Vinokur's hobby - Just imagine
What, having tasted delicious
-
He praises a lot of places ...
Well, not a drop. Napkins.)
In the mouth in front of And with us, Let them warm you Correct your figure. For a minute, fruit,
(they hand over sweets). It won’t take,
In short, we are a rolling pin
What to do, Age is
food.
And with us, Beautiful moments alive. The simulator is for you. That the time has turned. Seduction will come.
Here to cook Tanya In any crack
Decided to give (give
How to be here? Not only after all
No one to have a present for
Lights! Sent. Back. Today we have become,
will enter.
Rolling pin). Guests in chorus:
Years, When you gave, say: “Yourself,
you! (I give a photo frame as a gift
First I tested it myself. Our hero of the day - _______ I got the best meat. Saves a kilowatt,
Original congratulations - "And us, but
Hot blood veins, they say, not enough.
Cleaning brush For your beautiful
(Jump rope.) Still a teenager,
We prepared a cocktail, Why is the dish not buzzing and a surprise for a woman
We have a present So let's fill
And the back is suddenly snow)
photo!
Musketeer Boyarsky Misha And at school So that _________ began to pepper,
Lightweight.
"Fruit Cocktail".
For you "glasses For the Anniversary
Get sick, rub her 7.) And so
And don't forget
He sends a hat without studying for "five"
more beautiful
So that there will be no guests in the house
(For this unusual congratulations -
And faith in and hold.
Wife was waiting at home, hurry
Extra words for you. Oh, it would be
And beautiful, how to upset?
Everything to shine, necessary: on a tray
(takes out shampoo from the box). Love!
Get sick, lie down and
I was dying of desire, Insert into this
He is not easy for all of us to shoot
Model! Guests in chorus:
There is no place for dust to fly in. Arrange the ingredients ... .., but
Dressing up so tired, Unusual congratulations with gifts
Point, there is, after all. We are giving you a frame of something.
Didn't - Check his notebooks!
Put a lot of fruit
"And us, and
(broom) also a large glass,
Make your way to the kitchen 1. happy day
Grandson and son-in-law of what ...
Let her decorate She herself is still needed,
Alas, my friend, So that, after tasting, this
us, there is a present 2. Here is the device
Where do we throw everything ...., has become,
Happy birthday, and daughter.
Even though the wall itself
But this one
so in life dessert
for you"
"Just in case" then when they flooded
To drink coffee
We wish you all the best. Let them wash themselves,
You: OH-GO-GO!
Let her decorate
Passed - does not happen,
Our _________ shone, -
In life, he is a big ladle of champagne
Strength to restore. We give technology to you,
Wash, let mom All in unison: -
House made by the wife. (Paper
But I know you were more beautiful
(handed a bag of pepper) the best assistant,
Distributed to women in But yesterday I went
And they don’t bother with clothes.
And with us, Let him please himself
hat.)
Always in the soul of everyone!
Finally dinner is ready: With him and
goblets)
neighbor,
Fashion. How will you get
And with us, Hurry up yours
Well, Babkina is a youngster!
Here is a slice of an apple, a hundred salads, a cake
Woe - not Women themselves - And today coffee To clean up quickly
Parcel, take it as soon as possible, there is a gift for
gaze.
Hope Let's go
Here is a piece of pear and pilaf.
Trouble. Like a fruit basket.
No. apartment
bottle
you! (As a gift
We give you a photo frame,
Justified all hopes!
Congratulate the birthday man Ridiculous and coquetry
Here are all the dishes He will help you
Poems of congratulations for gifts
Guests in chorus: Take a marvelous car, And write Viagra soon) To protect the past. In front of you is all And for it will be, on the table, always. the answer is that you liked it, 8.) To make a bonus for his special set! Let’s drink health, finally! If these fruits are only the mistress of salt, And the name is sonorous Lips are raspberries, we have a simple gift What not. Count, do, Gore suggested a gift. Meets us how to eat! Where? Enema - scientifically. Like persiclanite ... for you "Our Roventa vacuum cleaner. If in the house
Yes, brains are not
Poems for a gift photo frame
Be it a photo
(Pile and salty guests
Here's a sweet banana, Guests in unison:
Apply it not
Sweet, fresh, delicate
He will wipe anyone
No money, tie strain,
Be a portrait.
cucumber.)
Himself the hero of the occasion.
Ripe, groovy,
"And us, but it's difficult,
_______!
(pulls a bag out of the box)
Nose, to your leg
We give you a calculator
She will brighten up the picture porjati.ru
Congratulations to all words
If you want to be us, there is a present
We will attach the instructions.
I'll brag to you: coffee).
Will remove all your BROOM,
I really need your account
Give a bottle with Forgotten that
happy for you"
(enema) breasts at ______
We know, Tanya is chaos.
You need to wave a broom, money!
Make it more beautiful. nipple
same hour
Take it from-
Use it every As delicious ripe
sweet tooth
Gently in the hands
Money in a bunch All in unison: -
We wish that (for fun we
As we reviewed
yourself.
(handed .... a bag of salt) day
melons,
She loves sweets.
you will take
Collect. And with us,
you
We put a pacifier on
You! Ripe, juicy orange
Here the last one left And will pass by
Lady's fingers ... It's Candy Day she
In different directions
That's all
and we have
Were all happier. Check)
Who will believe: fifty
-
guest
You have a migraine secret!
Do not eat wave
goodbye girl, you
There is a gift for there to be love,
Hello our day
Are you fulfilled? They're naughty
First in fruit
And the dishes are a whole. Slags are all from
A woman, in general, And already upset.
Instantly dirt with for us, well,
you! (As a gift, hope
Long-awaited, Apparently we have
Vitamin. WHO.
He will bring you a walking dessert!
Guests in chorus:
whole apartment
like a sister
Calculator) In your heart
We came here eyes! To be healthy
What to do here, The body will be slim
The language of fruits - "But we, but scatter - no
Vodka in glasses Finally, we wish
And soul. Not in vain,
So much to give always
How to wash, look.
know little
Us, there is a gift of dust.
Pour guests a drink So that all dreams
So that in life the table is set, poured
You can’t! Eat slices without
Wherever a sponge In general, we will
And sometimes not
For you "He has a lot of space
invite.
came true
It turned out glasses,
Stay the same, shame.
Get it? We say
understand
- won't take
Congratulations on
And the gifts came in handy, Everything is fine, light!
Maybe the October holiday? Like today, young people!
We always approach the choice of a gift for the hero of the occasion with all seriousness. But what if you put aside all seriousness and give a gift that will not only cheer you up, but will also be remembered for a lifetime?! the site has selected for you ideas of comic gifts and congratulations that the hero of the day will remember for a long time.
funny birthday gifts
Horn.
A mouthpiece with a sarcastic inscription will serve not only as a cool gift, but also as a sound amplifier for the hero of the occasion. Such a gift will be enthusiastically received by the representatives of the stronger sex, who will be able to feel like commanders and give orders for the next toast.
Slippers.
No one will definitely wear these slippers, but they can amuse the gifted, plus they can come in handy just in case.
Fly swatter.
You can easily make such a fly swatter with your own hands by gluing a stick to a slipper. To such a gift, you can also make a funny insert with instructions for use.
Clock.
A watch with a subtle hint for those who are always late. Indeed, why navigate in time if you will be late anyway ?!
Lighter.
This funny gift will meet enthusiastic responses from any man. The lady, of course, will not use such a lighter, but just give men a reason to take care of the fair sex. One can only imagine how many legends and jokes will go around after such courtship.
Comic congratulations on the presentation of cool gifts
Option 1.
Here is an important gift!
Don't look that it's paper.
Will always save you
He will never let you down!
Option 2.
If suddenly a hole appeared,
Or something is loose
Definitely useful,
My gift for the girl.
Option 3.
Do not go lohmandeyka
You take a comb.
straighten your hair,
You seduce men.
Option 4.
So that the light burns in the apartment,
Our gift will fit
Here you go, this is for you
Our tigress girl.
Option 5.
Your birthday has come
The question popped into my head:
"What kind of buy?".
We decided to give you a hat!
Comic cool wedding gifts
Broom.
Often, newlyweds are asked to give certain gifts. If there was a vacuum cleaner on their list, you can beat the situation by handing the young people a broom, saying: “With dear ones, paradise and in a hut where there is not always electricity. And with this gift, any hut will shine.
Option 2.
Pack in beautiful packaging light bulb and piece laundry soap, hand over with the words: "For pure and bright love."
Option 3.
Boxing gloves for two, for quick resolution of family disputes.
Option 4.
A brick and a bag of money as a foundation for a family nest.
Option 5.
A set of rolling pins for all occasions.
Comic congratulations with gifts to a woman
Option 1.
Keep your feet from hurting
And did not freeze, did not sweat,
We give you slippers
Look how they sit on the leg!
Option 2.
Of course you have a sweet tooth
We know for sure!
Accept these candies as a gift,
With all our soul!
Option 3.
Keep a gift from the heart!
Be surprised! Hurry!
Paint your lips
Kisses will be in passion!
Option 4.
Can you wash floors with it?
And milk the cows!
On the day of jam I give a basin,
He will be everywhere.
Option 5.
For good health,
And never failed
So as not to cough and not get sick,
To be young at heart!
Comic congratulations with gifts to a man
Option 1.
So that your mind is in order
To go to the restroom
To be able to read something
Write letters in the cells!
Option 2.
You are not enough and not much - "Boomer" black helmet Seryoga.
Option 3.
This item is "Just in case",
In life, he is the best helper,
He will always help you
There is no problem with him!
Option 4.
You will live through any cold, wearing cool leggings.
Option 5.
Give, man, we are glad
A tube of lipstick for you.
Let it be completely empty
Remembers the touch of women's lips!
Poems for comic gifts
Option 1.
To remove fat from the body -
We will give a "masseur",
Sorry massager
So that the body is always rubbed.
Option 2.
When the last guest left
And the dishes remained a cart,
You are the hostess, do not be afraid,
Wash with a sponge, calm down.
Option 3.
Here, take this present,
under the name Eurocent,
You can call it a penny
From exclusive stainless steel.
Option 4.
Look how beautiful you are
This beer can!
Can you make a toy
or a simple rattle!
Option 5.
Freshness and purity
Relive the sensations
Joking kindness,
happy Birthday.
Congratulations with comic gifts for the anniversary
Option 1.
Although today you are the hero of the day,
But a wreath of laurel does not shine for you.
Take it from us soon
You are a bunch of laurel sheets.
Option 2.
When you go for a walk
To keep your pants up
Accept from us you, hero of the day,
A pin made of steel.
Option 3.
Everyone knows that the hero of the day
In the bath loves to bathe!
There are brooms, beer,
And we like the bath!
Option 4.
Anniversary don't be afraid
Strengthen your body
We are happy to give you
This jar of joy!
Option 5.
Look at our surprise
He is not a whim, not a whim.
To be a millionaire
Become a collector.
Keep the first copy
This is a candy wrapper, hero of the day!
Comic gifts 50 years
Merit Medal.
Comic set of weapons and shells.
Brush for cleanliness of the navel.
Strategic supply of alcohol.
Toilet mini golf.
Comic gifts 60 years
Mouse gold ingot.
Night light in the form of a tooth.
Paper with jokes.
Slates.
Matryoshka with a portrait of a birthday boy.
Comic wedding gift congratulations in verse
Option 1.
I'll tell you a little about the gift,
In everyday life, he is very practical,
We simply cannot replace in the economy,
Just like in personal life.
Option 2.
I give a present now
To forever glue you to each other,
So that the flame of love does not go out,
And the last thing is to fasten the dishes.
Option 3.
Now a gift for the bride!
We have prepared the most beautiful outfit,
He is very stylish, even fashionable,
Dress up for the show!
Toilet paper holder.
So that a joke gift does not put you in an awkward position, do not forget about the sense of humor and the temperament of the person to whom it is intended!
The tradition of giving gifts for any holidays is liked by both adults and children. But few people think that giving a present correctly is an art. This can be done solemnly, ceremoniously, or you can give this or that thing to a person, doing it in an easy way. comic form. For each presentation, you can compose a short comic poem.. This will surely cheer up the hero of the occasion and all the guests who have gathered to celebrate this event.
On what holidays is it appropriate to give such presents?
There are many events in our life that are usually celebrated on a grand scale. A comic gift with poems can be presented to friends, relatives or work colleagues. There can be many reasons for this: you can congratulate a person in this way for the New Year, birthday, anniversary or wedding.
It is worth noting that it is customary to give comic presents with poems not only to the heroes of the occasion. They themselves can also arrange a response action of giving small but pleasant surprises, beating it like a win-win lottery or an action of universal kindness.
Guests who have gathered at the celebration will be pleased to receive a small but memorable present from the bride and groom or from the hero of the day. If you plan to thank your friends or relatives in this way, tell them about it at the very beginning of the event so that no one leaves early and can take part in a joke lottery.
How to compose a poem for a gift?
A person with mastery of the word can independently compose short comic poems for any present. It is important to understand here that when donating a certain thing, it is worth limiting yourself to a short comic quatrain so as not to tire the hero of the occasion. Here are a few simple recommendations, with which you can easily compose humorous poems for comic gifts:
A joke gift should be neutral, not indicating any problems. Only then you are guaranteed to give a great mood to the hero or hero of the occasion.
Examples of presents and quatrains to them for women
If you need to present an original comic gift to a woman about an event, but you can’t write poetry yourself, you can use ready-made examples.
Wine
You can give a bottle of wine to women of absolutely all ages. Even if the hero of the occasion herself is not a lover of strong drinks, she will be able to treat them to friends or relatives who unexpectedly came to visit. You can hand over a bottle of wine by saying the following words:
The holiday started a long time ago, Let's have fun, don't get bored! Well, for now, we are handing wine to the birthday girl.
Flowers
A bouquet of flowers is far from being a trivial gift, as many people think. Any woman will always be pleased to receive delicate and incredibly beautiful plants as a gift. You can give a bouquet with these words:
You are beautiful and sweet, Beauty has driven you crazy, Accept our answer - A wonderful bouquet!
Microwave
Household appliances can be given to women for any occasion. The main thing is to find out in advance that the hero of the occasion does not yet have such equipment. The microwave oven is an essential item in the kitchen. Do not think that a woman will not be happy with such a gift. A real hostess will always appreciate such a present. You can hand over the microwave oven with the following comic text:
With the microwave mode Dishes will become hot, So that you cook deftly - Get a microwave!
Makeup kit
High-quality and expensive cosmetics will never be superfluous. Any woman will be delighted with such a pleasant surprise. Here is a short quatrain suitable for presenting such a gift:
Your beauty is wonderful And your tender look is beautiful, To always be charming, Here is a set of cosmetics!
Pillow
Do not think that giving gifts from the category of bedding is a bad form. It's not like that at all. Indeed, some women sometimes cannot afford to purchase, for example, an orthopedic pillow filled with useful buckwheat, but they will be incredibly happy to receive it as a gift. You can give it like this:
On your beloved on the bed You should sleep sweetly, And therefore, under the ear We give a soft pillow!
piggy bank toy
Today, there are a large number of beautiful and original piggy bank souvenirs on sale. Of course, the tradition of keeping small amounts of money in the figures of various animals and cartoon characters is already a bit outdated, but no one is stopping you from resuming this glorious custom. 
Buy a beautiful piggy bank in the store and be sure to pay attention to the fact that this ceramic magnificence does not need to be broken in order to get money out of it. Now among the souvenirs there are special piggy banks with a hole at the bottom, closed with a convenient lid. This allows you to get money out of the figurine without breaking it. Here is a funny quatrain with which you can present a piggy bank as a gift to a woman:
Here is a toy for you - Not a bear with sawdust, You can collect money for yourself in a piggy bank!
Notebook
Birthday - on this day, It's not too lazy to chant you! You are beautiful - there are no words, And for writing poetry.
I'll give you a notebook, so that you don't forget me for the rest of the year, and make appointments!
Candle
Let the flame burning this candle Play in your eyes in the evenings. I congratulate you - and you do not be silent, Share with me both dreams and dreams.
Pleasant and bright is our affectionate home, You best woman this planet! You surround me with reliable warmth, In which all secrets, riddles, answers.
Beanbag
A rattle is not a toy, Not a postcard, not a cracker, And the gift is very loud, But cheerful, kind, sonorous.
He will remind you of childhood, Joy, games and coquetry. You will remember entertainment And cheer up!
Mittens
Let warm mittens warm your hands, save you and overcome the frost. Look at them - and smile in response, And with this smile you will walk through life.
On your day, we congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts, And most importantly, we remind you - Be kind and bright, be sincere with us, And rays of happiness will shed verses.
rolling pin
You are a first-class hostess, And dumplings with potatoes From a plate right into your mouth, They fly a little.
Roll out the dough quickly, Bake a cake, loving. Just don’t beat her husband, He is obedient with you.
beads
Beads on your swan's neck Shimmer in wondrous music. I am fascinated by beauty forever, And I am very excited by the congratulations.
I wish you happiness and continuation, Eternal youth, like a revelation. A holiday in the life of ordinary days, Meetings and conversations with your friends.
Felt boots
Wow, what boots, Yes, clockwork legs! Get dressed soon, my friend! - Suddenly a blizzard will blow again.
Let's dance for a birthday. Where are the sweets and jam? We congratulate you with the soul, Yes, we will throw a feast with a mountain!
Barrette
Let the curls of your hair Decorate my modest gift. I happened to know you Without omissions and remarks.
Full of kindness and tenderness More beautiful than a woman you will not find. I'll raise a glass of wine to everything you're about to hear.
Nail polish
Your image is fabulous and languid, I will add a small stroke. Accept my gift, even if it is modest, Believe me, I always remember you.
Your most beautiful hands, Let pearl varnish decorate. You never know boredom, Our world blossoms with love.
Soap
My gift without a hint Here come, wash my hands! Without you I'm lonely - Heart melts with boredom.
Freshness and purity, Revive sensations! With jokes and kindness, we will cheer everyone up!
Examples of presents and quatrains to them for men
Congratulating a man on his anniversary, New Year or other event, you can also use comic poems. This will cheer up the hero of the occasion and amuse the guests gathered at the celebration. Here is a list of popular gifts for men, the presentation of which can be beaten with the help of comic quatrains:
Cognac
A bottle of good cognac - great gift for men of any age. You can present it with such words:
It is not enough to be born vigorous, It is necessary to be treated properly. Here is a magic elixir - It will decorate any feast!
perfume
A perfume set for real men is also a great gift. It will appeal to everyone, because it is an indispensable thing for daily use. You can hand it over using such a comic quatrain:
So that you always attract women And success would come without any reason, We will give you without any flattery A perfume set for worthy men!
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Tea
Tea in a beautiful gift box is a great present for a man. You can buy it at any specialized store. In order for the gift to be to the taste of the hero of the identity, ask his relatives in advance which tea he prefers: black or green, with aromatic additives or regular. hand over gift box tea is possible with the following words:
We heartily congratulate you And wish you to live without troubles, And also with this tea To complete any dinner!
Tea-set
A tea set is an indispensable thing in the household. Do not think that only a woman will like such a gift. Any man will be happy to receive a beautiful porcelain set. Here is a short comic quatrain that is suitable for presenting such a gift.:
We've prepared a surprise - a porcelain service for you, Don't be bored at the table - Drink tea from our cups! 
Mobile phone
Mobile phone - original and good gift for a man. Everyone will be happy to receive it without exception. You can hand over a new mobile phone with these words:
What is the piercing sound? Do you hear this call? We are glad to give you a new cool phone!
Pen
If suddenly you want a message, Write and leave for centuries, I took care here in advance - Of course, you need a pen!
Can you tell the generations How life was in the twenty-first century, How your birthday was celebrated, And how we drank here today!
Vodka
No interesting stories, I can't recall casually, Beginning with "Would you like to drink this delicious, exquisite tea?"
But on the other hand, funny incidents that began with vodka - wow! And let him lead you to the ups, And let the hangover wait!
Alarm
For a modern person, In this turbulent age of ours, It is extremely harmful to health to keep all the negativity in oneself.
You didn’t break loose on your loved ones, You didn’t look for scapegoats, I’ll give you an alarm clock, So that you could hate him!
Socks
To scatter around the house, To keep warm in the legs. To feel worthy We all need socks.
So that when guests suddenly rush in, Or you suddenly need to go to work, With a pair of worn socks, old, stale, Do not cause fear in people!
Beer
I decided to give you a beer, I say it on the forehead, like a man. And without any beautiful words there, Keep wishes from the heart.
I wish you strong nerves, And you cherish peace of mind: Although beer does not solve problems, But it makes life more pleasant!
Family Briefs
I'm not a jacket or a shirt, I decided to present you. One of the most important items is Underpants.
Underpants are like a symbol of power, the crown is like that of kings. Whoever wears underpants is the one in the house of all and the main.
Handkerchief
My gift will be practical, And it will come in handy only when you feel like sneezing, Straight from the heart, like never before!
So that not in a sleeve, not in a towel, Not in a hand - God forbid! To look intelligent, Carry a scarf with you!
Shovel
I thought what to prepare, For such a festive day. I'm not money, no curiosities, And I'll give a shovel!
You will bury all the problems, You will delve into the essence of things. Having dug out the treasure, You will become rich with my shovel!
Emergency sign (motorist)
Let my gift gather dust, Let it never become, Need a motorist Emergency sign.
And let gasoline rise in price, And the tax grows. It is important that the matter does not come to this thing.
Trinket
More useful things I do not know - Like a message from heaven! It unites the keys by itself, adding weight to the Pocket.
And in very boring moments, When you don’t know what to do, You ring the keychain with the keys, To spite everyone around you!
You need to give a comic gift to the hero of the occasion correctly. If you are attending a large celebration hosted by a toastmaster or host, tell them ahead of time that your gift will be special. Let the organizer, before your congratulations, invite you and the hero of the occasion to the center of the hall. Ask him for a microphone so that all the guests can hear your speech.
If the celebration takes place in a homely atmosphere, take the initiative in your own hands: ask for the floor and say that you have decided to congratulate the hero of the occasion in a special way. Don't give a stone-faced gift. Smile and give close person joy! It is not so important what gift you give to a loved one, the main thing is that nice words, which you pronounce at the same time, came from pure heart! And ironic short poems will help you charge with a good mood not only the hero of the occasion, but also the guests present at the event. Well, if a person has a voice and knows Spanish well, then why not give a gift with a song! About this and watch the following video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jXrXClaWMI