Scene father and son about school. Fairy tale about the prodigal son. Scenario. Funny scenes about mom

MATTE "Defenders of the Fatherland"

Video "Serve Russia"


Teacher: On February 23, Russia celebrates Defender of the Fatherland Day. Not so long ago this holiday was called the Day of the Soviet Army and Navy. In February 1918, the Soviet Army successfully repulsed the onslaught of German troops. To all those who defended our native land from the invaders who defend our Motherland in peacetime, we pay tribute on this day.
1. The winds blow in February, they howl loudly in the pipes. A light snow rushes along the ground like a snake. Rising, flights of aircraft rush into the distance. It celebrates the army's February birth.2. On guard of the beloved Motherland The Native Army stands. In the battle for the happiness of man She is a reliable sword and shield.3. On a winter day, frosty and transparent, On outposts, ships, in regiments We celebrate the holiday of formidable power, Shield and sword clutching in hands.4. At night the blizzard raged, and the blizzard was chalk, And with the dawn, she quietly brought us a glorious holiday. And today over the wide white tablecloth of the fields The planes of our military units are visible from above.
5. Russian warrior saves home country peace and glory. He is on duty and our people Proud of the army by right.
6. Calmly let the children grow In the Russian sunny homeland. He guards peace and labor, Great work for life7. When a soldier takes an oath, Kissing the battle banner So this means that not a step He won't let go of her. He will be careful and holy Protect native borders.8. The date has a special meaning - Sons of the brave birthday. All the Russian people on this date Sends greetings to the sailor and the soldier!Teacher: This holiday is out of bounds It is not just a holiday for soldiers, It is not only for people in uniform, That they are in the service of the Motherland. This holiday is a holiday of a man With full right we can name. In honor of men today, congratulations Will sound from friends, relatives. On this day, it is customary to congratulate the boys, future defenders our Fatherland.

The song "I WILL BE A SOLDIER"


9. We play, we play, We are infantry, sailors. We launch rockets We love ringing blades.
10. We dream, we dream, That when we grow up We will become foot soldiers And let's go to serve in the Navy. To the border and to the sappers, In pilots, in the submarine fleet.
11. I will be a brave tanker. I'll take my tank everywhere.12. I am a formidable rocket I'll get the target in the starry sky!13. I, guys, by all means I will be a military pilot!14. I, fearless captain I'll sail the oceans!15. I want to be an officer, To go on the attack first!
16. Let's serve in the Army! Let's keep the Motherland! So that we always have It's good to live in the world!17. We all have one motto: "Don't step back" No wonder people say: "A soldier is always a soldier!"
18. Through the terrible waves floats, Goes into a secret outfit home country navy Rapid, missile. Over the seas over the oceans The ships are moving forward. We are neither storms nor fogs Today they will not be knocked off course. Out into the blue seas Reliable outpost. And the people say for good reason: « Navy- glory!"

The song "WHITE WICKLESS"


Teacher: We live in peacetime, and now not all men serve in the army, but we are firmly convinced that in difficult times all of them, as one, will stand up for the defense of the Motherland and their people.
19. This morning,
Solemn and quiet
got dressed younger sister
And slipped famously
Hurry up to mom's kitchen
There was something murmuring
Dad and I also hurry
Washed - and for business:
I put on my school uniform
Dad is wearing a suit.

20. In the kitchen, the pie was waiting for us,
And that's when I figured it out!
Today is the holiday of grandfathers and fathers,
All sons, all who are ready
Protect your home and mother
Protect us all from harm.

21. I do not envy my father -
After all, I, like him, and I will save
Fatherland, if necessary,
In the meantime, marmalade
Get rid of the pie...
And back to school, back on the road,
Where can they tell me, maybe
How to protect mom and dad!


My father 1. My dad is handsome And strong as an elephant. Beloved, considerate He is affectionate. I look forward to Dad from work. Always in my portfolio He brings something. 2. My dad is resourceful, Smart and brave. He's on the shoulder Even a difficult one. He's also a naughty A mischievous and a prankster. With him every day Turns into a holiday.
3. My dad is funny, But strict and honest. Read books with him And it's fun to play. And bored without dad Ride on sleds. Nobody can Laugh so loud. 4. My dad is a wizard, He is the nicest. He instantly turns For what you ask. He can become a clown Tiger, giraffe. But the best He knows how to be a dad. 5. I will hug him And quietly whisper: - My daddy, I love you I love it hard! You are the most caring The most native, You are kind, you are the best And you are only mine!

FILM "OUR DADES"


22. Dads are different:
He is silent, and he screams,
He sometimes sings
The one on the TV sticks out.
23. He sometimes hugs
The warmth of strong hands
He sometimes forgets
What is he to his son best friend.

24. Dads are different ...
And when the days go by
Their sons grow up
Dot to dot, just like them.

Scene "FATHER AND SON"

Son: Dear dads, good dads! We grew up from preschool panama, And the first scars appeared And then the first drama began.
Father: What did you bring today, student? Tell me, show me your diary! So. What's this? Where is this duo from? Ah, did Zoya cheat on you again? Well, answer me, why are you quiet? Ah, this deuce with Zoya for two ?! Well done! And what's that? Again? Broke the window? Did you get pushed again? Have you forgotten what word you gave me?
1 Boy: Father's hands, father's hands! They never get bored! They have no rest on the day off, They are familiar with heavy and large.
2 Boy: Working hands, calloused, bumpy, Working and dazzlingly clean. Everyone is doing so well and skillfully, As in the saying: "They argue business."
3 Boy: Even though his mother never asks him He always brings potatoes from the market. He forbids her to lift weights, And I'm to blame - it means I get it. And if he punishes, then only for the sake of appearance, And in my heart I do not hide the offense ... Dad works at the new KamAZ, He is the best driver in his carpool! I can talk about my father endlessly, After all, there is no person better than a father!

PARTS FOR DAD

1. We congratulate all men
Happy Defender's Day.
And we'll tell all our dads
Only kind words.
2. Better than a man's dad Not to be found in the whole world! He can hammer nails And rinse the clothes.3. I love daddy Like sweet candy I won't replace him with anything. Even chocolate.4. If dad is sad, I look sad. Well, if he smiles The heart beats with joy.5. And my dad is just class! Soon he will buy "Kamaz", He will ride me Deliver fives home.6. And my dad is smarter than everyone And my dad is the strongest. Knows how many 5 + 5. Can lift the bar!7. And my dad is all kind, Loves all my friends. He will cook semolina porridge for us, Will not wash the dishes.
8. My father, like all dads,
He also served in the Army
Button with a star
He sewed it to my fur coat.9. We wish all dads Don't get old and don't get sick More do sports, Have a sense of humor.10. Lovely daddies, Our beauties Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts We wish you all the best!

25. The pavement trembles and the motor howls -
This is our chauffeur dad.

26. An airplane flies through the blue sky -
They are piloted by their father.
27. Walks together with the military in a row
Dad is a soldier in a gray overcoat.

28. Who is the record holder in the all-around?
We answer: “Dad is an athlete!”

29. Heals thousands of broken hands
In a children's hospital, dad is a surgeon.
30. The crane will install, clean the blockage
Dad is a plumber or fitter.

31. Who performs on stage for an encore?
This is a famous artist dad.Girl (to boy): Why are you the only one silent?
Are you saying nothing?
Boy: My dad is the best, he can do anything.
Girl: What can he do?Boy: Can he play football?
Can I read a book
Can you heat up my soup?
Can watch a cartoon
He can play checkers
Might even wash the cups
Can draw cars
Can collect pictures
Can give me a ride
Instead of a fast horse.
Can he catch fish?
Fix the faucet in the kitchen.
Always a hero for me
My best dad!

MYSTERIES ABOUT DAD

Like a wasp she buzzes
Hasten to cut the beard.
In the morning with a bristle battle -
Because it is serious ... (razor)

Here's a black leather item
Similar in appearance to a bag.
To work every day
Daddy takes... (briefcase)

four wheeled beast
In our garage now.
Dust swirls from the wheels -
Ours is driving ... (car)
What is a silk ribbon
Is it worn under the collar?
Dad says hello to everyone
Slightly correcting the fashionable ... (tie)
We'll dial dad's number
Let's put the phone to your ear.
He will quickly connect with dad -
Our mobile... (phone)

He has a big buckle
Well, he himself is thin, poor thing.
Dad wears all day
Hard leather... (belt)


Scene: "DAD'S SECRET"


Daughter: Where is dad? Very strange?! There is no kitchen, an empty bath. It's time for me to go to school. Pigtails need to be braided, My strands are disheveled. Or maybe dad decided to hide and seek Now to play with me? I'll go look for him. I'll look for him everywhere, Ay?! Papa, where are you, where are you? I open the door to the bedroom And I can't believe my eyes!! Dad is learning to braid Masha on a doll, I won't interfere with him, Everyone has their own secrets. I'll wait here for him.Father: - Daughter, where are you? I'm going. Let's do some braids. Happened! I'm very glad. Isn't it time for us to go to school? You know, there is a regimeLet's hurry up!Daughter: I love my dad very much, If I have to, I'll be patient. No one, believe me, no, I will not give out my father's secret!

Song "MY DAD IS GOOD"


1. It has long been known - Everyone has friends. It's not interesting without them It's impossible without them. Neighbor has a friend And the whole family with him. And my dad is dearer to me Dad and I are friends!Chorus: My dad is good!I am very much like my dad.He is strong and braveResourceful, funny and skillful.2. Granny is my girlfriend, And mom is perfect. Everyone in the apartment knows - She is our general. And dad is just dad But he is the best. When my dad is at home - There is always laughter in the apartment.Chorus. FRIENDS My dad is the best friend! If I suddenly do something wrong, He doesn’t scream at me, His eyebrows frown and is silent! He is very upset, you can immediately see. He is ashamed of my act! I give my word, I promise like a man, You won't blush for your son! With dad again we are friends, And you can't let your friends down!
MY FATHER
My dad is strong and big, He is so dear to me. Good laughs in the eyes, He wears me on his shoulders! My dad and I are very interested, He teaches to act honestly Everywhere in everything, always, always, So as not to be ashamed NEVER! Will answer any question. But only without capricious tears. Together with dad we read, sawing boards and planing. Dad will say: “Well, son, Well, you helped me!” I try with all my might, So that dad would praise again. If I suddenly become rude, I'm proud of my dad and I LOVE!
FAMILY CAKE 1. Dad was proud today! He baked a huge ohm cake. The cake is beautiful and fluffy. But he was so salty. Surprisingly tasteless. Papa walks sad, sad. He explained to everyone later, How he confused salt with sand, He said that he was stupid. Sorry dad! Apparently the new Japanese recipe was like this. Sprinkle salt on each layer!
2. Oh, how mother was surprised, Surprised, smiling, And then she said: - The beginning is always the most difficult! Forget the failure. Let's not bake in Japanese! Let's bake now a big Delicious cake with the whole family.
How dad lived as a child Dad got up in the morning
I ate every bit,
I didn’t drop, imagine, cups,
Never ripped shirts
And don't run barefoot
And he didn't click his tongue
And he was not friends with the mongrel -
Very boring dad lived!
Teacher: We talked a lot about dads today. But on this day, we must not forget about my father's and mother's fathers - our grandfathers. Glorious grandfather, dear ... Glorious grandfather, dear,
The kindest, dearest,
We congratulate you
Me and all my family!
You, my dear, do not be sick,
Healthier every year
To berries with mushrooms
Could you easily collect
I'll be older in years
I will help too!
Even though I'm small
You understand me.
And probably because
I love you the most!
fidget grandfather
1. How it comes about family
Somewhere a conversation
I will surely sing
Song about grandfather.
Someone's grandfather is an athlete
Or a brave pilot
But there is no such grandfather
In the whole universe. 2. Once a grandfather fell ill
Do you think it's moaning?
The doctor came, but grandfather is not,
He is in the stadium.
Nothing to pity him
And treat in hospitals
To hurt grandfather -
The stadium will do. 3. Grandfather knows how to do everything!
I must confess
Fidget for many years
And give fifteen.
I want to become the same
I'm learning from my grandfather!
To be called:
"Boy-Fidget"!
GRANDSON AND GRANDFATHER The grandson and grandfather stayed at home. Grandfather cooked dinner: Soup, scrambled eggs, sweet compote, After dinner, they hide and seek Decided to play with their grandson. The grandson crawled under the bed. There he snores softly And watches over his grandfather. Grandfather was looking for a grandson for a long time, Slowly opened a buffet, Got a box of sweets:Grandfather: – Oh, what a pity that there is no grandson! Chocolate sweets, fancy wrappers. I took the candy, and at the same moment I heard an angry cry!Grandson: – Grandfather! It's time to stop, You yourself taught to always share. Better sit quietly in a chair, Grandfather, I'll tell you honestly: You are dear and loved to me, Sweets are harmful to the elderly, You don't need them at all. Saving you, I myself will eat!The big surprise was for the boy. I opened the box, there are pacifiers, Only smart wrappers.Grandson:- And where are the chocolate ones, Where are my sweets ?!Grandfather:- And who served in intelligence ..? I know one secret, To avoid allergies. I give you exactly seven. How old are you ... so many candies. And to be greedy, oh, not good. Always learn, SHARE in everything!!!
My beloved grandfather... My beloved grandfather
You are my idol in life!
I'll be the same smart
Read the darkness of books to holes!
When will I get older
And I will grow big
I'll probably become important
And a great businessman!
to be like you
I want to love everyone!
For my grandchildren too
I want to be an idol!
MULTIPLY TABLE 1 grandson: Oh, in vain we taught grandfather to play on the computer! Now grandfather is playing fun again before lunch. He throws the ball accurately at the target, We are so offended, well, at least cry! But you'll have to be far away Sit quietly and suffer, Because in the diaries there are C grades again. 2 grandson: Grandfather is set as an example for us. He was a strict officer. If he made a decision: You can’t play, then without a doubt, He won’t allow it, for nothing! 1 grandson: Grandfather and grandmother LOTON We urgently need to give! Here's how to do it. 2 grandson: But to convince them so that, We have to eat the whole dinner! It's a little trick. But grandfather ruined our whole plan. Grandfather: - You know, grandchildren, I want you to know the multiplication table, Not somehow, but perfectly, Grandmother will check it personally! Then we will play together On the computer, our fight.
Teacher:
Fireworks On Red Square, under the sky of the Kremlin, The flowers bloomed in mid-February. Above Red Square - colored lights, They fly on the shoulder straps of the military. Here it falls from the sky flower blue, For our pilots, he is the most dear. Green petals burn in the sky They are close to our border guards. descending blue flower from the clouds Like the waves of the sea, for all sailors. Descends red, crimson, Above the homeland of a peaceful spring bouquet. On the square of the Red gun they beat: Salute in honor of our Army today.

Song "MY ARMY"


Teacher: Holiday is coming soon main holiday All boys and men. And today we are in such a hurry to congratulate dads and grandfathers! We wish you happiness, always a peaceful sky! Together: You are very important to us
We really need you all!

Scenario of the performance staged at the church of Peter and Paul in the city of Polevskoy, Sverdlovsk region.

Characters:
Father,
Eldest son Cyril,
Youngest son Michael
Blonde,
1st girl,
2nd girl,
Vania,
Security guard,
Kind girl.

Helium Korzhev. "Prodigal son". Source: rusrealart.ru


Either in Moscow, or in Polevskoy,
Or in some other edge,
Once upon a time there was a rich businessman
Smart, honest and married.
He worked for many years
Shares acquired a package,
And owned a trading network,
From it - the income of the third.
The father had two sons
The elder's name was Cyril,
The youngest also lived with them,
His name was Michael.
The older one was hardworking
Well, the youngest son is lazy.
And while Kirill worked,
Misha gnawed nuts with beer.

Eldest son:
- From you, from the insolent
There is no sense in the affairs of the father,
Since you don't understand business,
If only the rubbish had been swept from the porch!

Michael:
- What are you doing to rest?
I'm not a horse to plow
And not a mill
To flap your wings!
With my mind, with mine
I can in one go
Check out any deal
Better than you and your father together!

Eldest son:
- So believe you, a liar,
I'll go and tell my father
What to have such a son
The businessman is not to face!

Michael:
“Listen, you got me!
Che got up on the road?
Right now, I'll go to my dad,
Let's share the capital!

Father:
- Who's there? Misha? So come in.

Michael:
- No, dad, wait,
You told me more than once
That I was dear to you.

Father:
“You are dear to me even now.
Come on in, close the door.

Michael:
- Listen, dad, live in a family
I'm tired of something
There is no freedom here
Home is worse than prison.
How to deposit money in banks
Give me a third part
There for business, for housing,
After all, my legacy!
Studying and all...
And I will leave you alone.

Father:
- Well, son. I will find strength
Do as you asked.
Here is freedom, here is finance,
Just weigh the odds again...

Michael:
- Weighed everything! Bye, father!
Wow, freedom at last!

Blonde:
- Hey hello!

Michael:
— Oh, hello!

Blonde:
— Listen, no cigarettes?

Michael:
— Cigarettes? Right now, there is...

Blonde:
- How cool you are dressed!
What kind of jacket, leather?
I want one too!
You must be rich
How much money do you have?

Michael:
- For a beauty like you,
There are thousands and five hundred,
And rubles, and currency ...

Blonde:
“Listen, this is really cool!
Yes, a boy like you
Just the prince of my dreams!
Maybe we'll move for an hour
To the nightclub "Lamb's Horn"?..

Michael:
- Where I am? Dump ... What kind of view?
And how the head hurts!
What did I drink? "Three fat men"?
No jacket, no wallet...
Sotik!.. No passport either,
Cleaned everything up, it seems...

Michael:
I took a walk yesterday...
Money should be borrowed
To eat something...

Michael:
- Hey girls, wait!
Will you lend me money?
Well, at least one thousand
I'll be honest, I'll be back!

1st girl:
— In the bomzhar insolent!

2nd girl:
- Hey! did you look in the mirror?
So that they don’t give a card,
You would be, homeless, sitting in the basement!

Misha:
- Take it easy, listen, beauty!
Maybe there is at least five hundred?

1st girl:
- Wan, hello! Where are you behind
Here a homeless man came to us.
Would you explain to him
Who is who and what is what...

Vania:
- Where is the homeless, Marus?
This? I'll deal with it right now...

Standing with difficulty on both legs,
He trudged along the road
And kept the path without thoughts -
Just like that, somewhere.
So another two days passed.
He was barely walking
Where to get money for lunch
If you don't have a passport...
Finally they called him
In a restaurant wash basement
Toilets and floors
And crockery and tables.

Security guard:
— Hey, what are you taking from the trash can?
Are you cleaning up again?

Michael:
- I'm hungry, there is a hunt ...

Security guard:
You didn't earn food!
Dry stronger than toilets
Or get out of here now!

Kind girl:
- Can I help you? Did grief happen?
Call an ambulance for you, maybe?

Michael:
No, it won't help me...

Michael:
I am a poor prisoner of hell
And you don't have to feel sorry for me.
I was once rich
There was a house, a father, a family ...
But I offended my father
Spent money all at once
Like the last beast...
The father no longer has a son.

Kind girl:
- You listen to my advice:
Come home to your father
Easter is coming soon
Our heart is waiting for Easter
Do you know how happy he will be?
What did you come back.

Michael:
- How can I get back?
Lobotryas, fornicator and reptile?
How will I be met
My father and older brother?
After all, they will drive ...
Well, let.
Dad! I will return to you!

Michael:
- Dad, I...

Father:
- Son, alive! ..

Dad: Hey son, guess what I got.

Son: I have no idea, but I can imagine

Dad: Well, what can I have? I give a hint - in winter and summer in one color.

Son: Face after drinking?

Dad: No, it's green!

Son: Well, I say, the face after drinking!

Dad: Son, that's enough! What is green in winter and summer?

Son: And, I know, they began to give you a salary in dollars!

Dad: Of course not! Well, son, such a plant!

Son (ironically): Isn't it a tree?[

Dad (ironically mocking): Yes, how did you guess?

Son: It was very difficult, considering that we chose it together yesterday!

Dad: All right, son, let's set her up and dress her up. Where will we put it?

Son: I suggest immediately to the balcony, so as not to drag later.

Dad: Well, no, that won't do. Aren't you happy about the tree?

Son: I'm very glad, but I hope they don't make me dance around her!

Dad: Son, how can you say that? After all, the tree is a symbol of the new year!

Son: To be honest, I have long wanted to ask: “Why is it needed at all?”

Dad: How why? So that Santa Claus put gifts under it. Or do you want to be left without gifts this year?

Son: It would be better if you gave the money that you spent on the Christmas tree to Santa Claus. And maybe then, a miracle would have happened and this year I would not have received the fifth encyclopedia about animals as a gift.

Dad (inwardly): Wow, I thought only the third.

Dad (son): Okay ... but if we didn’t have a Christmas tree, where would Santa Claus put the gifts?

Son: It seems to me that the cactus in the living room is great for this purpose.

Dad: Well, put gifts under the cactus, what are you doing? Do not make me laugh. Santa Claus puts gifts under the Christmas tree.

Son: I think if you were forced to work on the night of 31 to 1, then you would not only confuse a cactus with a Christmas tree, but also a fireplace with a microwave oven. So what's in the living room? In the living room. Green? Green. prickly? Prickly. Well, that's all.

Dad: No son! Santa Claus, he puts gifts only for good children and only under the Christmas tree!

Son: I don’t understand at all why Santa Claus flies here, all the way from the North Pole, just to shift the gift from the closet with your panties under the tree? If he is worried that I will not find him, then in vain!

Dad: Listen, I think that Santa Claus always gives encyclopedias about animals to overly curious children. So go to your room and play... reading the encyclopedia .(Son leaves)

Dad (to the hall): No, it won't do that anymore. My son does not believe in Santa Claus! Even grandpa in a sleeping robe and a red hat on his head can't help! And in general, how do I know what Santa Claus's e-mail is? In our time, everyone just put letters in a box marked "Santa Claus" and that's it. No, something must be done. And now I'm going to go and transfer the gift from the closet with my underpants to the closet with his textbooks. He doesn't even look at it! (Dad leaves)

By the Day of Defenders of the Fatherland on February 23, 2019, morning performances are held in many kindergartens and schools, to which parents are invited. The guys sing poems and songs, play funny scenes for their dads.

You can put such miniatures with the participation of children, teachers or educators. Help the children learn the lyrics, hold a rehearsal on the eve of the holiday - and the applause of the audience will be guaranteed!

Funny scenes for dads on February 23

Guys:
- Our dear dads,
We wholeheartedly want
Now congratulate you on the most
best holiday male!
With the one that is sure
Will soon enter every home ...
War begins
He commanded: "Rise!"
And with smiles on their faces
We tell our families:
- May I apply?
We want to congratulate you!

An interesting scene for February 23 can be played by inviting dads present at the holiday to play the game “Be careful”.

Presenter:
- We will play with you -
Raise your hands together.
Military hearing the word
All hands are ready to pull,
And for the word peaceful
You have to sit still.
The main thing is not to miss, are you ready?
Begin…

The verses are:
- School, tank, gun,
Shot, pool, toy,
Sight, carousel, trench,
Scooter, attack, snowdrift,
General, rain, pencil,
Machine gun, bread, dugout,
Teddy bear, house, helmet,
Soldier, bullet, flowers, fairy tale.

At school, by February 23, you can put a miniature about dad with the participation of several children. They go on stage and start arguing.

Boy:
- I'm a real man! I know how to hammer nails, I help my dad when he fixes the car. Together with him I dig a garden and plant potatoes ...
Girl:
- Well, no ... a real man should give his beloved flowers, drive to a cafe ... perform various whims ... That's how my dad is!
Second boy:
– A real man is the one who takes care of his family and protects his loved ones, who is strong and courageous. Like my dad, the best in the world!

Then other guys appear in the production:
And my dad is the best driver in the world!
- And my - the best teacher in the world!
- And my - the best DJ in the world!
He listens to the player, wears headphones and presses the "play" button.
- And mine is the strongest strongman in the world!
- And my best chasing the ball!

Presenter:
- Guys, I'm sure that all of you are right, and all dads are the best! Men are the heads of families, they are responsible for their relatives. Without strong men we can't handle life! Talk about what your dads can do.

The children read poems about dad:
Can he play football?
Can I read a book
Can you heat up my soup?
Can watch a cartoon
He can play checkers
Might even wash the cups
Can draw cars
Can collect pictures
Can give me a ride
Instead of a fast horse.
Can he catch fish?
Fix the faucet in the kitchen.
Always a hero for me
Most best dad my!

Further in this scene about dads on February 23, the song “Me and my dad” sounds:
- If you are at home today,
So this day will be the best.
We read books together, play catch-up, who is faster.
The ball in the pantry got dusty,
He got completely out of hand - no problem.
Let's run with you to the street
So what if the sky is gloomy,
You are with me, which means -
Luck smiles on us always.

Chorus:
Give me your hands
Give me a hug.
If we are apart
That's what I miss.
Give me your hands
Be always with me.
Two reliable friends -
Me and my dad.

We are so similar to you
We love to meet guests with the whole family,
We love sweet jam
And we always drink tea with him on Sundays.
We love to sing funny songs
It is interesting for us to count the stars in the sky.
And for us, only our mother will be our favorite.
We are a family, which means that luck always smiles at us.
Chorus.

After that, at a celebration in honor of February 23, dads can be shown a funny scene, which takes place in an ordinary family.

Presenter:
- Once at dinner we sat
Dad, mom and son
We ate a delicious dinner together
We drank delicious juice together.
Suddenly the son looked at his father
And seriously asked...
Son:
- And in your, daddy, childhood,
Did you have a computer?

Presenter:
Dad answers: No.
- And the son answered him ...
Son:
- Cellular in those days
Perhaps you had?

Presenter:
- Again, dad was silent,
And the son continued.
Son:
- Did not have? Well, this is necessary!
You're so ancient, dad!
Well then tell me
Have you seen dinosaurs?

Presenter:
– Looking at her son, mother
She poured juice into a glass.
Mother:
- Drink juice, go to bed,
Sleep on your right side!
Son:
- I was taught to speak
And now I don't understand
Why was I chosen
Learn to be silent again?

At the end of this scene, the participants of the performance turn to the audience:
Our dads are dear!
Kids are tough these days
Curious, logical
Everyone talks great.
Laugh together, talk together
Write down their chuckles,
These days will not be repeated
Allow me to speak!

Presenter:
Yes, sometimes our children say very interesting things! And what do we tell them? Time passes, and the phrases that we pronounce do not change. Now we will conduct a quiz. I will name my parents' favorite phrases, and you will confirm with applause whether you use them or not.

  • Want is not harmful.
  • I speak Russian to you!
  • I don't know how to talk to you anymore!
  • Not enough we punished you as a child!
  • If you have your own children, you will understand.
  • You will understand when you grow up!
  • I give you a word, and you give me ten in response.
  • Are you the only one at school who doesn't ask you anything?
  • And if the whole class jumps from the roof, will you jump too?!
  • You will not study - you will go to the janitors!

The holiday for dads on February 23 will continue with the participation of the guys:
- Dads are different -
He is silent, and he screams,
He sometimes sings
The one at the TV sticks out
He sometimes hugs
The warmth of strong hands
He sometimes forgets
That he is his son's best friend.
Dads are different...
And when the days go by
Their sons grow up
Dot to dot, just like them.

Presenter:
- Dear dads! Once again, we want to sincerely congratulate you on the upcoming holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day and wish you good health, peaceful sky, family happiness.

And you can complete the performance of the guys in front of the dads on February 23 by reading poetry:
- Being a father is not an easy task.
You must always be responsible.
Being a father means a lot
It means love for years.

May the children always respect you
Dear men, fathers!
May God protect you from troubles
From sadness, adversity, gray hair.

Be happy forever healthy
And warmed by the love of relatives.
May your world be lit up with love
Your every moment will be joyful.

Dad: Hi son, guess what I have.

Son: I have no idea, but I can imagine

Dad: Well, what can I have? I give a hint - in winter and summer in one color.

Son: Face after drinking?

Dad: No, green!

Son: Well, I say, the face after drinking!

Dad: Son, enough! What is green in winter and summer?

Son: Ah, I know, they began to give you a salary in dollars!

Dad: Of course not! Well, son, such a plant!

Son (ironically): Not really a Christmas tree?

Dad (ironically mimicking): Yes, but how did you guess?

Son: It was very difficult, considering that we chose it together yesterday!

Dad: Okay, son, let's put it on and dress it up. Where will we put it?

Son: I suggest immediately to the balcony, so as not to drag later.

Dad: Well, no, that won't do. Aren't you happy about the tree?

Son: Very glad, but I hope they don't make me dance around her!

Dad: Son, how can you say that? After all, the tree is a symbol of the new year!

Son: To be honest, I have long wanted to ask: “Why is it needed at all?”

Dad: What for? So that Santa Claus put gifts under her. Or do you want to be left without gifts this year?

Son: It would be better if you gave the money that you spent on the Christmas tree to Santa Claus. And maybe then, a miracle would have happened and this year I would not have received the fifth encyclopedia about animals as a gift.

Dad (to himself): Wow, I thought only the third.

Dad (to son): Okay ... but if we didn’t have a Christmas tree, where would Santa Claus put the gifts?

Son: It seems to me that the cactus in the living room is great for this purpose.

Dad: Well, put gifts under the cactus, what are you doing? Do not make me laugh. Santa Claus puts gifts under the Christmas tree.

Son: I think if you were forced to work on the night of 31 to 1, then you would not only confuse a cactus with a Christmas tree, but also a fireplace with a microwave oven. So what's in the living room? In the living room. Green? Green. prickly? Prickly. Well, that's all.

Dad: No, son! Santa Claus, he puts gifts only for good children and only under the Christmas tree!

Son: I don’t understand at all why Santa Claus flies here, all the way from the North Pole, just to shift the gift from the closet with your panties under the Christmas tree? If he is worried that I will not find him, then in vain!

Dad: Listen, I think that Santa Claus always gives encyclopedias about animals to too curious children. So go to your room and play... encyclopedia reading. (Son leaves)

Dad (to the hall): No, it won't work like that anymore. My son doesn't believe in Santa Claus! Even grandpa in a sleeping robe and a red hat on his head can't help! And in general, how do I know what Santa Claus's e-mail is? In our time, everyone just put letters in a box marked "Santa Claus" and that's it. No, something must be done. And now I'm going to go and transfer the gift from the closet with my underpants to the closet with his textbooks. He doesn't even look at it! (Dad leaves)