Funny toasts in verse. Funny toasts in verse For love, they don’t drink it.

Let's drink to love!
To live under the light of all constellations,
On all interstellar and terrestrial paths
The poetry of love is not only in our songs,
But most importantly - I would live in the hearts!

Good toast to love

There are many legends and thoughts about what love is. We can all think differently too. But all our conclusions come down to one thing, that love is care, it is respect for each other, it is help in difficult situations and, of course, surprises for the night. Let's drink our toast to love. She is known to rule the world!

Short toast about love

Let's drink to the fact that the tables burst with abundance, and the beds - with love!

The best love toast

Let's drink to the greatest and only
and a kind of phenomenon that shortens life
to each person individually and extends
to all of humanity as a whole...
It seems to me that everyone has already guessed! For love!

A toast to love in prose

I want to tell this story:
“Once, his students came to visit the old professor. They talked for a long time, talked about their lives, complained about the difficult times. The professor offered them coffee, brought a tray on which stood a variety of cups, expensive and cheap. After all the coffee was sorted out, the professor said the following: “Look, you took apart only expensive cups, and then looked who had more beautiful and richer. You do the same in life. You are used to getting the very best. But your cups do not affect the taste of coffee, because I offered you coffee, oh not a cup. So your life is coffee, and everything else, in particular work, home, position in society, is cups.
What cup we have now does not affect the quality of life in any way. Sometimes, trying to get the most expensive cup, we forget to enjoy life itself. After all, happy is the one who extracts all the best from what he has ”
Let's drink to friendship and love, which are priceless and so important to each of us. Appreciate and take care of them!

Toast to love in verse

"Let's drink to love!" the singer sings...
I will heed his great words.
Heart only the lover will understand
Distant stars light and our Earth.
So let's drink, even in the middle of winter,
In autumn, spring, at the height of summer
Together with the composer and we
For reciprocity and for this feeling!
After all, not everyone is given to love -
Some kind of gene is broken in a person ...
Let sweet wine help
Love once and forever!!!

Toast to love

When a person is born, the first feeling
which he experiences is the love of his mother.
When he dies, the last feeling
which he takes with him
— love for the world to be left behind.
If there was no love, there would be no us.
So let's drink to love!

Toast about love

There is a toast to ages, submissive to lofty feelings, and having no limits. For the thrill of souls, alluring, sweet, woke up in the spring, wherever you look. For the heart, flying up, into a dope, and for the hope not to fall into the abyss, into deception. Love, friends, drink to love.

Cool toast for love

Love, like a good reputation, once lost, will never return. Let's drink to the fact that we never lose them - neither reputation nor love!

Third toast to love

One famous doctor said:
“I have been treating people for decades.
During this time, he prescribed to his patients
a lot of different medicines.
But now I've come to the conclusion
what the best remedy from all ailments - this is love!
But what if she doesn't help? they ask him.
“Then you just need to double the dose!” the doctor answers.
I propose to raise a glass to love!

Don't drink a toast to love

My husband read at the table today:
They don’t drink for health - they pray for it ...
They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it ...
They don’t drink for love - they make it ...
And they drink for dreams - let them come true!

A good feeling is always and everywhere in the price. A person who can cheer up the whole company almost immediately becomes its soul. To make the evening fun and definitely not boring, cool toasts will help brighten it up. Of course, you don’t need to come up with them yourself, all the jokes that will be appropriate at the table have long been invented. It is worth reading them carefully, you can redo them a little to more accurately reflect the atmosphere of what is happening. Such a toast can cheer you up, just significantly enliven the atmosphere of the evening and make everyone smile. Cool toasts can become a good tradition in the company of friends, where at the next meeting someone will tell a new toast. Friendly atmosphere, good feeling humor and a few minutes to find such a toast will be the key to a wonderful evening in the company of loved ones.

There are several reasons for drinking:
commemoration, holiday,
Meeting, seeing off,
Christening, marriage and divorce,
Frost, hunting, New Year,
recovery, housewarming,
Sorrow, remorse, joy,
Success, reward, new rank
And just drinking - for no reason.

Have you been to our public bath?
So there the client's clothes were stolen,
Only a cap remained, he covered his sin
And to the house, hearty quietly swam.
Towards nose to nose beautiful girl,
Laughs playfully and squints his eyes
"Hurry up, unfortunate, well, "Hands up !!!"
He raised his hands and laughed.
I propose to raise glasses for that,
That he continued to keep his cap !!!

Congratulations and best wishes:
Siberian to be healthy,
In Caucasian - live long,
Gypsy - to be cheerful
And drink vodka in Russian!

So let's have a drink here
In that world they will not give!
Well, if they give -
Let's drink there and drink here!

To eat and drink
To want and be able
So that everyone and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

I drink for small and long ones,
For stupid and scoundrels,
For the lustful and the innocent,
Sons and their fathers.
I will not end with my grandmother and grandfather -
Enough toast for my age
Right behind grandfather
Primitive!
So let's drink for grandfathers and children,
After all, everyone will be someone's ancestor!

I propose this toast
Good for everyone to drink!
Let the wine flow
Swim in it with you!
Let an angel come from heaven
And give me miracles!
So we drink now to the bottom,
And forget about business!

They don’t drink for health, they pray for it;
They don’t drink for happiness, they fight for it;
They don’t drink for love, they do it;
Let's drink to dreams - let them come true!

Good time of old age -
The age limit is not terrible for a long time.
Teeth do not hurt - they are no more!
And the wife is faithful - she is not in the mood for bullshit!
For reconciliation with the inevitability - for years.

And so that you always stand ...
A glass filled with wine.
And to always give you...
Awards, orders, medals.
And so that the century does not become impoverished
Stock of good, good deeds.

All diseases of the heart are cured by wine,
Eternal torments of the mind are healed by wine,
Elixir of oblivion and consolation
Don't be afraid, friends, wine will heal everything!

My soul, the core of the sinful earth,
Surrendering to the rebellious forces,
You are languishing in spiritual need
And you spend money on painting the outer walls.
A short-lived guest, why such funds
Are you spending on your rented house?
To give to blind worms as an inheritance
Labored property?
Grow, soul, and be sated to your heart's content,
Accumulate your contribution at the expense of running days,
And, acquiring the best share,
Live richer, outwardly more victorious ...
Let's drink to the priority of the spiritual in our lives!

Kohl gathered together, we sit at the table,
And our eyes shine with fire
Then you need to raise glasses for us
And drink the whole evening for us and for us!

Fighting the green potion
We curse him in our hearts,
But we can always repay the debt -
If we need to drink, we drink!

Without wine and entertainment
Life is stupid - there's no doubt about it
A glass sends us a radiant light -
And there is no grief, and there is no grief!

"Boils" wine in healthy bowls,
And, showering out the heat,
Our hearts beat as one
As before the battle with the hussars.
So let's not give, brothers, a swing,
Entering into a militant rage,
Rising at once, as in an "attack" -
Let's close the rows of healthy bowls!

They don't drink for happiness - they fight for it
They don’t drink for health - they pray for it
They don't drink for love - they make it
Let's drink to dreams - let them come true!

Beautiful we were and remain
Admiring the beauty of our bodies
Let cry those who we did not get
And those who did not want us will die! ...

Three people once argued
Whose mice are stronger for alcohol.
French mouse sniffed cognac -
Deadly sleep at the moment fell asleep.
I sipped a schnappsik from a German -
And the poor woman immediately overcame.
And our mouse is beauty:
"Another hundred grams - I'll beat the cat!"
For the spirit for the fighting Russian
We'll drink vodka, not whiskey!

Audio congratulations

For that deep, piercing feeling
For attraction, from which blood plays,
For the fact that you do not need to drown in yourself,
Let's drink standing up for love!

My toast to friendship, in difficult times
She really means a lot
Kohl is not hidden in the stream of phrases,
And in the principles of self-giving.

Have you found the woman of your dreams?
You are incredibly lucky, my friends!
With the rest of my dreams, I must confess
You have to leave immediately.
For lovely ladies, I raise a glass,
That they overshadow the whole world with themselves!

Because our loyalty is so strong,
For the fact that without each other it is difficult for us,
For the feeling that, like a full river,
It's time to raise a glass to our friendship!

I drink to the bottom for those who are here,
For those who are there, I do not drink.
Nice every minute
After all, I love your pugs so much!

Ants gathered to hunt.
The leader of his troops guides:
- We knock down the elephant with a friendly crowd!
Then we trample - that's all you need!
Yes, the team can handle any business!
For this I propose to drink boldly!

What a rich table, you laid for us,
On it today daily dreams.
For us it was covered by you loving.
We will not drink at the table, ..., we will drink for you!

Long live our feast -
Fun and tight circle!
By right hand- girlfriend.
By left hand- buddy.
Here everyone is calm for friendship,
And in honor of this friendship given
Find out quickly what
Plays in glasses of wine.
So let's clink something, if necessary,
So that she shines everywhere
And let's drink to old friendship
For clear friendship - to the bottom!

Goddesses we were and remain
And it's not about the curves of our bodies,
Let dry those who we did not get
Let those who did not want us die.

I want to raise a glass to those people
To which you owe your life
With whom are you connected by an invisible thread,
And for whom you are not related.

Who could never wish bad
For those who raised you and raised you,
I cared, I regretted, I did not sleep at night,
Health, happiness and sorrows they do not know!

Every fisherman dreams of seeing a goldfish.
Every girl dreams of seeing the Fairy Prince.
Every young man dreams of seeing the Most Beautiful Princess.
So let's drink to carrots! It improves eyesight!

We are on the path of life
Lonely without friends.
Toast to them
Always reliable
Helping everywhere.

I drink cold vodka with pleasure,
I love her very much, dear.
If vodka interferes with work, -
Fuck her... your job.

Luck is something that will never be enough
Sometimes we miss it.
There are many stars above us, but only one
Above everyone, perhaps, it will shine.
May our life be richer on all sides,
So let's drink to success, luck and good luck!

And in the heat, and in the snow,
And in the evil cold -
She is always dear to us.
Let's raise a toast
For our friendship
May her life be long!

Let's say this toast
To be lucky in life
You must have a friend.
And to beauties
Miraculous around
There was more to life!

What is love - suffering or joy,
Freedom or slavery forever?
What is it - our strength or weakness?
Probably all together, this feeling is sweetness,
And, therefore, it's time for us all to drink for love!

To eat and drink
To want and be able
So that everyone and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

In our fleet it was customary:
When we are all together with friends,
That very first, best toast
We have this: “For those who are at sea!”

Happy birthday dear!
You are like a second mother to me.
I love you, respect you
Bright days, good luck!
Your son has become a good husband to me.
Thank you for it.
I promise to be obedient
And do not upset you, mom!

For women's flair, for women's dreams,
For everything that makes us pray
For what we want to get
For the worst to be forgotten!

I raise my glass
For endless patience
with which we bow the ladies
To the love of innocent sins.

For our courage, their fear,
For our pressure, for their concessions,
For everything that happens here suddenly,
When the shawls and skirts fall!

And in the hut know paradise together,
In times of difficulty, family, do not be discouraged.
They will disappear, as the wine will leave now,
To give way to the happiness that has come.

Remember my toast forever, friends,
Let there be the strongest family.
Drive away you quarrels and separations,
Never know cold boredom in life.

The wife's father is a friend and helper,
She whispers how to cope with her daughter.
Especially if the daughter
The character is all in his mother.
You, father-in-law, as a friend, I wish
Health, happiness and patience.
Let the joy of life abound
Luck accompanies everything.

Let one be strangely happy
When another has a dozen misfortunes!
And let the souls burn with joy,
And my hands itch from a huge jackpot,
And the heart beats from instant luck,
And blind eyes from the beauties of the incomparable,
Shaking knees from the sleepless night
And, like kids, hormones frolic ...
So let's drink two hundred, good friends,
For these heavy our illnesses!
For us to hurt them again,
We will drink, eat and be healthy!

How important is the warm climate in the team!
How important a person is nearby for communication!
So that they don’t forget about each other at work,
Let's just drink for colleagues!

Know no worries - live happily
So that everyone always says:
How beautiful this woman is
How infinitely young!

Night in the yard, the man hurries home,
Drunk shaking his head...
- Where are you in a hurry with a businesslike look
Middle of the night and also drunk in the smoke?
The patrolman was struck by the answer:
- To the lecture “What does it mean to be cultured”.
- Where should the lecture take place?
- My wife reads to me at home!
We will drink to the bottom, we will not cheat,
For craving for knowledge, for culture!

Be the most cheerful and the happiest
Good and gentle and the most beautiful.
Be the most attentive, the most beloved,
Simple, charming, unique,
And kind, and strict, and weak, and strong.
Let troubles go out of the way into impotence,
May everything that you wish for yourself come true.
Love you, faith, hope, kindness!