Cool ditties for the anniversary. Chastushki happy birthday congratulations to a woman are cool. Ditties from the hero of the day

If your birthday seems like a sad holiday for you, then make it so that it does not seem so! But how to do it? Yes, very easy! Sing funny birthday ditties to the birthday boy! And he or she will certainly immediately rise good mood! Our original birthday ditties are both funny and just congratulatory. They will help you make the holiday unforgettable not only for the hero of the occasion, but also for all those present at this celebration!

What to give as a gift
For your birthday
I will give myself to you
Only in jewelry!

We were in a hurry to congratulate
Happy birthday friend
So they drank all the gifts,
We ask for forgiveness!

Happy birthday to congratulate
I want you today
And I wish you
Live long and with love!

For yours as a name day
we baked a loaf,
Just don't sit like that
Let's have some tea!

Year after year, day after day
We live peacefully with you
But a birthday is worth celebrating
We will scrub the house for a whole year!

Your friends have gathered
celebrate birthday,
It would be better if they helped later,
To tear off the house from the birthday!

Early in the morning,
I'll go to the flower shop
For your birthday
Cheer up in the morning!

We are already, which year,
We celebrate your birthday
Just how old are you
We still don't know!

There is wine on the table
Whole bottle
Happy birthday congratulations
We are (name) dear!

As for your birthday
All relatives gathered
The main thing is that under the table,
Enough room for them all!

birthday only once
In the year we celebrate
And then after him
Another week we...

After the birthday
They came to you for treatment
Just for a week again
We can't all get drunk!

Your birthday
We congratulate you
And for your health
Pour the glass full!

We wish you a birthday
The bag is huge
So that he was full of rubles
A trifle, but nice!

Candles are burning on the cake
Nth number,
Don't count how many years
Our Majesty!

Make lips a bow
Make eyebrows a house
On your birthday you will be
The cutest gnome!

Can't be without fun
celebrate birthday,
Smile more widely
don't you dare insult us!

Or a birthday for everyone: a woman and a man on their 50th birthday, 55th birthday, 60th birthday, and so on ... Funny ditties for an anniversary or birthday will perfectly cheer up the hero of the day or the hero of the day, decorate the holiday and help to present gifts in an interesting way. To make ditties for a round anniversary date appropriate for the holiday, choose the texts of ditties in such a way that among them there are no ditties with obscenities, or vulgar ditties. After all, among the guests there will be not only adults, but also children! Have a wonderful atmosphere for your anniversary!

Anniversary ditties for a man

1. We will sing ditties
And let's go to the squat,
Anniversary like it
Well, we'll be famous!

2. I'm ditties for the anniversary
I've been writing all week!
And now I'll sing them to you
Do not judge how I can!

3. Anniversary, anniversary,
Come to me soon!
Anniversaries are not afraid!
I will rejuvenate again!

4. To the young hero of the day
Girls build eyes
Look at him,
Well, what kind of grandfather is he?

5. This anniversary year
I'm getting fifty.
I decided not to be bored
I'm going to look for my wife!

6. Our hero of the day is sad,
He has a sad look
Don't be sad, dear
You are still young!

7. Oh, now the table is rich,
Meaningful treats
Feed us, hero of the day,
Do me a favor!

8. Ah, ditties are good,
Anniversary for the soul,
You give up on everything,
Age, right, golden!

9. Anniversary, anniversary,
Our hero of the day is young,
Be healthy and don't be sad
Love your wife!

10. In this jubilee year,
Only luck awaits you
Hang out with your friends
Us boys.

11. All relatives gathered,
The celebration is yours!
Oh, we walk until the morning,
To white heat!

12. Today is your day
your birth
It is named round date
In honor of the belly rounding!

13. The hero of the day is young,
The girls are following you!
Don't furrow your eyebrows
And keep the girls warm!

Ditties for the anniversary of a woman

1. Ah, ditties are good,
I will sing them from the heart.
Sing along with me
Praise the jubilee!

2. They say, they say
That grow old at fifty
Bullshit, bullshit
When the soul is young!

3. Your anniversary has come,
Don't regret mistakes.
Think only of the good
About the young cavalier!

4. Such a beautiful woman,
I won't even give you thirty
Behind her a noisy crowd
Grooms walk briskly!

5. The anniversary will come suddenly,
Don't be sad, friend!
We will cry, we will sing,
And let's start life again!

6. Come dance
Anniversary with us
You are our beauty
So what, that grandmother!

If you need more ditties for the anniversary, then the ditties are further categorized by date:

50 years

At fifty, at fifty
This is just the beginning,
And girlish beauty
It just shows up!

Don't be sad that 50
But experience and charge,
You can do everything, you know
Fulfill your dreams!

At 50, please don't sour
You are not a grandmother at all,
You are a beautiful girl
Smile to everyone!

55 years

Two fives - yes!
Years well spent!
Now come on, keep it up
Fulfill all ideas!

You have retired
And left things
Rest now like a king!
Well, don't forget us!

to deal with nonsense
The hero of the day does not want
He is a business man
And very solid!

Fifty and five again
We have a reason to fire!
Anniversary year will pass
Anniversary lucky!

Chastushki for the anniversary of 55 years for a woman comic

1. We respect you
Our hero of the day
Live a day without you
Even impossible.

2. Two fives - it doesn't matter,
This age is bullshit
My neighbor is one hundred and five
Try to beat her!

3. You are so beautiful today
And the hair is just class!
And men's eyes are burning,
They will take you away, the hour is not even.

4. Let from today
Life will start sweet
You will have skin
As smooth as a baby.

5. May health and good luck
Do not pass by
Two fives for luck
You always carry with you.

6. You are a great specialist
By my work
Ready to move mountains
In any weather.

7. You are cultured and diligent,
And self-confident
You're probably not afraid
Any work on Earth.

8. Fifty and five is not much
By the clock of the universe
You are still at the threshold
Life is very long.

9. Let health not fail
And love comes to your house.
Grandchildren please and children,
And our gift in an envelope!

60 years

At sixty do not hang your nose,
And work like a locomotive!
Always be on the move
And never sour!

At 60, 60...
Anniversaries do not sit
The head is shaking -
Anniversary runs!

(chastushka to the hero of the day in connection with retirement):

In the garden, in the garden,
Anniversary 60,
Still young, like
Get back!

65 years old

That's what hit you
Sixty and five now
Hands to feet - and forward!
To work, to the garden!

Sixty plus five, believe me
Anniversary is coming.
Dry your tears, pull yourself up
Do something you need!

Anniversaries happen once
Sixty and five.. Atas!
Just don't panic
Pamper yourself better!

70 years old

We will sing ditties
At the age of seventy
Wait for us in thirty years
For your century!

75 years old

Our dear hero of the day,
You are not old at all!
You are seventy + five
Cucumber you again!

80 years old

You are eighty years old
You are not a grandfather yet!
You are young at heart
And the character is golden!

85 years old

You are eighty five
Wipe your tears again
Do not grieve, but dance,
Sing ditties for the soul!

90 years old

Ninety - respect
This age is not easy!
And I wish you health
On your golden anniversary!

95 years old

Ninety-five for you
Smile at your destiny
We'll be back in five years
For your centenary!

100 years

Anniversary exactly one hundred!
You and I are lucky!
We love you with all our heart
For your good deeds!

Chastushki for the anniversary of the pope for 55 years (to order)

Exercise: Grandchildren (8 and 10 years old) will congratulate grandfather on his 55th birthday, but I wanted to dress them up as the grandfather of the hero of the day and his wife - grandmother, and as if they sing ditties about each other. (4 ditties from each).

A little about the hero of the day: Yurik (as his wife calls him) is a fisherman, an avid hunter. Tanker in the army. After school, he studied in the city of Sasovo as a pilot - he ran away and did not finish his studies. He worked as a driver on a Kamaz in LMMS, then as a fuel truck driver. Niva car. They live in the village of Kriusha. He built a bathhouse, a greenhouse, a gazebo. Often lies in the hospital with kidney stones. Mustache all my life.

Wife Tanya. Nurse at the Kriushinsky hospital (three days later). Two grandchildren. Daughter. Son-in-law. Matchmakers. Knows how to knit, bakes pies, bakes mined meat. She herself is from the village of Malinovka (I brought her from there after the wedding), where relatives now live. This year on September 27 to retire (will also be 55 years old)

Anniversary ditties

Yura sings:

1.) I brought it from Malinovka
I am my own bride.
Instantly Tanya will knit a scarf
And knead the dough!

Tanya sings:

1.) Fishing and hunting
Yurika is always on the hunt.
Yura rushes into the forest on the Niva, -
The game itself runs to him!

Yura sings:

2.) Kidney stones, that's the trouble,
How to be, Tanyusha?
Are you a super nurse?
In the village of Kriusha.

Tanya sings:

2.) Yuri, I will give you advice,
There is no use for stones!
Go to the sea more often
Get better pearls!

(Or alternatively:
Get rid of the stones
Drink some water, don't be sorry.
Go to the sanatorium
Get rid of pain.)

Yura sings:

3.) My sweet wife,
Game baked today.
Guests licked their fingers
They even ate bones with meat!

Tanya sings:

3.) Yurik flew to Sasovo,
Chased sparrows in the sky.
Yura thought: “Not mine!”
And he ran away. Well, my!

Yura sings:

4.) Come on over me, Tanya,
Stop smiling!
Soon we will be 55,
Celebrate with you!

Tanya sings:

4.) Yurik, dear, don't be angry,
Celebrate your anniversary.
I love you all my life
And I adore the mustache!

We also write ditties to order about your hero of the day. Deadline 1 day.

WE WORK TO ORDER!

We will sing ditties now,
Open up your ears,
Let's sing and congratulate
Wish you good health!

Everyone gathered today
We are on Colin's anniversary!
He's still small
He is only 30 years old!

30 years is not yet a term,
Even though all the fluff fell out!
If there is no gray hair,
You are not old yet!

Congratulations on your anniversary
We praise you today.
But if you know.
You'll be left without pants!

Believe it or not, if you want!
You are 30 years old today
But you look younger
Like you're only three!

Our Kolya loves to joke,
And also to talk
If he starts talking
Someone will die laughing!

He is very smart
I know many different topics
If you talk to him
Take care of your ears!

Our Kolya is a stately man,
He is in the family, of course, the head!
Kolya's head for everything,
While his wife sleeps!

And you are a husband, Kolya, and a father,
In general, Kolya, well done!
Come on keep it up
And you live up to a hundred years!

You are three dozen today
So let you live sweetly!
Just not a lot of sweets
And then the whole priest will stick together!

You are a young man
Always hold your tail with a pipe!
Keep it up like that
Only for my wife!

To be a real man
You don't need stubble
No need for a beard
Just be yourself always!

Here we sang ditties,
How could and how could
And you, Kolya, do not yawn,
Pour a hundred grams for everyone!

Gathered to congratulate you
Happy birthday to you!
Let's dilute the toasts with jokes
And we will sit in peace.

Don't think about tomorrow
The head will buzz
And leave a hundred grams for breakfast,
To not get sick in the morning.

Prick up tender ears
Let's sing ditties to you!
We wish you whatever you want
Joy from morning to night!

There are no such words,
To express love
For you in the birth holiday
We wish you wonderful blessings!

You are beautiful like spring
Everyone needs sunshine.
Light up the way
And be happy yourself!

You have so many qualities
There is a lot to be praised for.
You mean so much to us
And bring joy to us!

Always be so pretty
Like at a feast!
Let the devils jump in the eyes
And they never cry!

I want to hug you
And wish ditty
Shine with your beauty
And become very happy!

I want more laughter
You published from happiness!
Soft fur coat
And all the blessings at once!

There is not much laughter
On your birthday especially.
I always wish you to be
Cheerful person!

Let it bring a birthday
Flowers and treats.
And life without the hassle
For the rest of the year!

I wish you a special day
Be happier in the world of everyone!
May fate be good
And success comes!

Not only are you older
But he got really angry!
May they always be successful
Your holidays and weekdays.

I want you to know,
For a man your age
You jumped all around
And you are not more successful!

I give you a ditty
Listen to it until the end!
Do not be sad, but have fun -
Everything will offer life!

Don't hold your holiday
Set up a nice table for us.
Everything will pay off three times,
If you remember me!

Let them bring you envelopes
And they say hello.
And birthday gifts
Cause admiration!

Wow, how cool
You look today!
Seen every morning
You start with love!

There is always something to wish for
In modern everyday life.
Let it pamper
The life of you, dear!

Let the wind of change
Will bring an iPhone, cayenne
And a cottage outside the city
Live long dearly!

Let all women's whims
Touch the joy in life
And there will always be one
Who is ready to fulfill them!

A woman needs to be happy
Be loved and rich.
It's hard without each other.
Know, friend, everything is possible!

The best grandmother in the world
I dedicate my wishes
Joy and longevity
I wish you from the bottom of my heart!

Live up to a hundred years, dear,
Precious grandma!
I wish you strength, patience,
I fix it with a kiss!

You are not only on your birthday
Get blessings in life.
Let in pleasant adventures
The evening goes by everyone!

Take a walk soul, celebrating the holiday!
How good life is if you have someone to deal with!

On your birthday we wish
For everything to come true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.

Brought for an anniversary
Congratulations from friends
Get gifts -
Pour in a cup!

Be happy, safe
And live a long life
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

congratulations
I publicize:
Wish I want love
Well, and sex, in particular!

So that you do not go on foot -
I'll give you a car!
You will ride the Oka.
Guess which hand?

Birthday girl with us
A brisk caliber.
Let her go to Miss Universe
The first "bowl" will be chosen.

We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.

Anniversary on his birthday
We send a warm hello.
Love - the sea, happiness, money
And health for a hundred years.

So what, fifty?
So what about grandma?
All the same for us - girl
And for the husband - okay.

We all came from mountains
And cool berezhka.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

Birthday, let's face it
The holiday is wonderful
Therefore, we give ditties
We are working hard for you!

So that you smile sweetly
All sparkled with joy
So that your dreams come true
Life seemed sweet!

I have a good reason
Sing ditties and dance.
Congratulations, mother-in-law
You have a good son-in-law!

We don't want you money
Earn them yourself
After all, not in money, Vasya, happiness,
The main thing is that the house stands.

There is wine on the table
Whole bottle
Happy birthday congratulations
We are (name) dear!

The ship sails along the Volga,
A motorboat on the Ob.
Happy birthday
And we wish you love!

me for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes of happiness
They glow like stars.

It's 55
We can safely congratulate!
So let's eat now
Let's drink to health!
Let luck enter the house
Money is raining down!
On your beautiful anniversary
Give us a drink soon!

We wish you a birthday
The bag is huge
So that he was full of rubles
A trifle, but nice!

Forty years - what a date
Only lived half a life.
We want to live richly
To want and be able to.

To walk down the street
We must take boots.
May you be forever young
Your legs will be

Happy Anniversary
Our anniversary,
We wish you happiness, joy
Don't ask about anything else.

I will pick wormwood in the garden,
I will tie her in sheaves.
To not get you
Cockroaches and bedbugs.

Doctor pulled out of the kidneys
The stones are huge.
Have you got stones
Only precious ones.

Tractor eats solarium
Boeing loves kerosene
Allow me to congratulate you
Happy wonderful birthday!

Make lips a bow
Make eyebrows a house
On your birthday you will be
The cutest gnome!

Drinking together together
They rested together.
And in the morning the head
Damn, it hurts only me!

Oh, one more time
We knock out the cork
Overturn the Anniversary
Full stack.

Let's drink moonshine
Let's not let ourselves be beaten.
Moonshine, after all,
We are not afraid of the sanction!

Here is a chic table set,
And we all sit behind it.
Quickly, quickly, we eat everything,
We stuff our stomachs.

Who is closest to the bottle?
Pour on the birthday girl (ku)!
We drink to your health
And you drink to your friends!

I congratulate you
I tell you love.
How long do you live
And bring us joy.

We want you, Andryusha,
Wish on your birthday
To have a lot of money
And so that you can dance.

Anniversary booklets
I'll wrap it with foil -
Each has a dozen portraits
My little one.

Until the morning we walk
We burn from the heart.
And hangover in the morning
And it will all happen again!

Pal Palych has a feast -
It hit fifty.
Even though he's bald and skinny,
Likes to hang out with girls.

Stretch the fur, harmonica,
Oh, play, play!
Katyusha has a birthday
Drink, don't talk!

Forty years - what a date
Only lived half a life.
We want to live richly
To want and be able to.

Anniversary our dear,
Well, how cool are you!
You are celebrating your anniversary
Already half a century behind!

You are a man anywhere
You are not afraid of years.
You are still so full of energy
You give odds to the young.

You made the second entry
Another half a buck.
For the centenary
We will come to you again.

If they ask me
What kind of guy am I?
And I will not answer,
That's what I'm for!

For you today we
Let's sing with all our hearts!
But you don't fall behind
Sing along to us louder!

You are celebrating your anniversary
So play with your heart.
Fifty to you
Much more to come!

If you have tomorrow
Your head will hurt
So the holiday was a success
And all my friends are happy!

You accept gifts
And get them quickly.
And show me soon
What do you get for your birthday?

Happiness, good luck,
Health, kindness,
good robots,
And a lot of money!

Wife like candy
Children - angels,
And a wheelbarrow, and a yacht,
Both the villa and the garden.

Friends - only true ones,
Success in business.
be number one
Always in life!

What does a macho want on his birthday?
From lovely women of tenderness
Rolls-Royce and a dacha near Moscow
Go home with beauty

But before that take a walk
Dawn with friends to meet
Go to club and restaurant
And drink there for the lovely ladies

We had to wish you
To make it all come true
"My dreams come true" -
I thought on your birthday!

People say that a man
And the Sultan, and yet the getter.
Well, it's a good reason
Get yourself a decent harem.

Let the sock find a mate
Borscht is always hot waiting,
It's good to bear such a punishment,
To call you a man.

To look sporty
To stir up business
To with loved ones, relatives
Travel all over the countries!

To all body reliefs
Were only in those places
What is needed for the good of the cause
In physical matters!

To in the cranium,
What is created for the brain
There were thoughts of worthy
And fun sometimes!

So that the pulse of pleasure
Happened at the right moment
To remember - everything is imperishable,
That you are young - not an old man!

I congratulate you and wish you to become
Multimillionaire, as I once dreamed
But when you fly past on a Porsche,
Try to see me at the subway.

Lots of money and love
We wish you
To have enough for your
Even those on the edge.

You are man! Let everything be a bundle
Rushing and earing.
Warm house, and in that house
You are a king for a queen.

Let the dreams get knocked down
Rushing to come true.
Let your wallet crack
In the seams of banknotes.

Such men are now hard to find.
You have everything, you can't take it away.
Beautiful, successful and always loved.
So stay like this always.

Let women immediately thrill from the look,
Enemies, seeing only you weaken.
Let luck show you the way
And will punish you with mad happiness.

We also wish you much, much strength,
May God keep you on your way.
So that you become the eternal darling of fate,
Lived in prosperity and love all the days.

On my birthday I wish:
May you be lucky everywhere!
To be the first in the rest,
He was not the last to work!
To have a big apartment
The house outside the city is high!
So that salaries and advances
Didn't fit in my wallet!
So that health is strong -
It's impossible without him!
So that you are not forgotten
All old friends!

On a wonderful birthday party
What can a man wish?
Success, joy, luck,
BMW X5 car.

Fun to flow like a river
Friends - the crowd, do not count
And at night to sleep with you
Model with a bust "number 5".

In the morning to leave the bungalow
On the Mediterranean coast
And the sun kindly said:
“Let everything be ok in life!”.

I want car keys
So that you never be sad!
And all that a man wants
Beauties with forms always
More cold beer
Salted fish under it
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing annoyed!

To have more love in life
Preferably several times a day!
For all women to love you
And warmed the soul and bed!

You shine with courage and honor,
You are proud, handsome, smart, strong,
Your powerful camp does not ask for flattery,
Such you! The world is in love with you.

You are like an athlete, you can do it
Break any chains
Russia is proud of you
The mother is also proud.

Do you think that only older people sing ditties? And here you are wrong! Chastushki sing absolutely at any age. And all because ditties are fun, interesting and incendiary! So we wrote cool ditties for such a small anniversary as a man's 30th birthday. Funny rhymes, unexpected endings, and lots and lots of humor. We have all this. Therefore, if you are planning your 30th anniversary, then feel free to perform ditties on it, and you will see for yourself how wonderful it is!

We will sing ditties now,
Open up your ears,
Let's sing and congratulate
Wish you good health!

Everyone gathered today
We are on Colin's anniversary!
He's still small
He is only 30 years old!

30 years is not yet a term,
Even though all the fluff fell out!
If there is no gray hair,
You are not old yet!

Congratulations on your anniversary
We praise you today.
But if you know.
You'll be left without pants!

Believe it or not, if you want!
You are 30 years old today
But you look younger
Like you're only three!

Our Kolya loves to joke,
And also to talk
If he starts talking
Someone will die laughing!

He is very smart
I know many different topics
If you talk to him
Take care of your ears!

Our Kolya is a stately man,
He is in the family, of course, the head!
Kolya's head for everything,
While his wife sleeps!

And you are a husband, Kolya, and a father,
In general, Kolya, well done!
Come on keep it up
And you live up to a hundred years!

You are three dozen today
So let you live sweetly!
Just not a lot of sweets
And then the whole priest will stick together!

You are a young man
Always hold your tail with a pipe!
Keep it up like that
Only for my wife!

To be a real man
You don't need stubble
No need for a beard
Just be yourself always!

Here we sang ditties,
How could and how could
And you, Kolya, do not yawn,
Pour a hundred grams for everyone!

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On your birthday we wish
For everything to come true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.

Brought for an anniversary
Congratulations from friends
Get gifts -
Pour in a cup!

Be happy, safe
And live a long life
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

congratulations
I publicize:
Wish I want love
Well, and sex, in particular!

So that you do not go on foot -
I'll give you a car!
You will ride the Oka.
Guess which hand?

I ate and drank
Almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To redeem a gift.