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I wish that girl with whom you will wake up in the morning, so that every morning she hears how you call her by my name ...

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If a guy is busy, then he's worth it!

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Get in the corner, cover yourself with dust!

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She draws hearts for him... Draw brains for yourself Fool!

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It pisses me off when guys call girls chicks. Here I will pass by the guys and say: "Oh! Bulls!".

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- Well, how are you in bed? - Yes so... - And more precisely? - Well, of course, not as good as yours... :)

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It hurts when your best friend leaves you, it hurts...

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My business? For all "norms", for him - "the best". And just for best friend: "Taaaan, this is f*ck!".

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Farewell, dear boy, I will not see you again, I thank you for everything, but I hate you for treason!

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- Girl, with your legs, I would walk on my hands! - Young man, with your face, I would not go out at all!

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I know how to love! Only my love is fucking and selfish!)

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With a pretty face like yours, you don't even need a brain.

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Worthy man should be with a real lady, and let the rags go to the mops!

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If you have eaten my brain, then do not knock on the skull with a spoon and demand more.

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My cat seems to be thumping. Left yesterday, came back this morning, vomited on the floor, drank water and fell asleep.

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How sometimes you want to spit in the face of the teacher during the exam and say: "Yes, fuck you with your grade!"

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Another "yuk" in my direction and ... your dad was sweating in vain ...

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From mild anxiety to panic - usually 28 days... (girls will understand)

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The guy, from whom, for a week now, he has been carrying a fumes, obviously has something to tell ...

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Guys! Stop looking at breast size when choosing a girl!

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World, be afraid! If I lose my temper, you go under yourself!

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You shouldn't have pissed me off... And my favorite tire iron!

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Boy, work on yourself... In Photoshop!

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With such a figure, he can be a fool.

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Decorate the world with your absence!

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There is a Master Card for every dream, human stupidity is priceless.

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If you're a zero, it doesn't matter to what extent...

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If you don't have extra ribs, don't be rude to me!

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- Honey, do you love me? - Yes, yes, it makes little sense ...

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Paradise is wonderful, but there are more acquaintances in hell!

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An aspen stake is a useful thing if it does not stick out of your back.

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Girls, are you telling me that I'm not shaved? I would look at your feet in winter! We're even.

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I'm just a girl looking for peace. I don't fit the role of a vest.

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So many people. And so little ammo.

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Take care of your head - suddenly there are brains!

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YES! my status for you! idiot.

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You need to think with your head. Not "friends"

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I woke you up, didn't I? “Well, actually we have a strange habit of sleeping at night here.

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You are so different, but you annoy me the same way.

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no matter how you spend your time well, it's still SHIT in your soul.

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Kiss my muffler!

Statuses are tough, statuses are rough

Some people are simply evil, and only the strongest of them become so on their own. About this and not only - in the evil statuses of VK.

Any evil comes from a lack of love

1. Statistics confirm that any piece of poop is sure to make Raffaello candy out of itself.
2. Some people just want to ... cook herbal infusion on herbs. And some just want to be beaten with these herbs.
3. If they try to trample you, think about whether you should be offended. Maybe there is no other way for a person to rise at all.
4. It's so hard for a person to just do something for another. But if you intimidate with karma, then easily.
5. Silence is gold. But how much does it cost...
6. People who promised to write, and peacefully sitting online, go to hell out of turn.
7. I never keep evil in my soul: I just give it to someone else.
8. Here you can get up on the wrong foot, but you can be born. Do you catch the difference?!
9. Do not swear if you do not know how to do it beautifully.

The most terrible person is a friend who has become a traitor

Justice can befall each of us. In no case should she be left unpunished: you need to use the evil VK statuses to the maximum.

1. Thinking about what you did for me, I notice that several years for murder is not so much.
2. Traitors tend to appear when everything is bad and without them.
3. Loneliness is when even a cat does not want to sleep at your feet.
4. You will also thank me for my “rudeness”: after all, I am compiling a description for you for free.
5. I would like to wake up every morning with my beloved, but so far I wake up only with the desire to die.
6. I will not console myself with the thought that only limited ones discuss me. If I find out, I will limit them even more.
7. Yes, I do not expect you to understand me. You can't do this without a brain...
8. You can learn at least all the boxing techniques, but you must find the answer to the question “Why are you so impudent”.

To be able to spoil life is a talent

Evil statuses about life will tell about pain, bad luck and failure in completely different words. Perhaps then all of them will not be so significant ...

1. My behavior may not be delightful, but it makes many people shut up.
2. If I need to, I will definitely smile sweetly. But the scolding, which I swear at the same time in my mind, is unknown to very many.
3. To your "I'm sorry" I can only say "It's okay." Or rather, write. More precisely, a nail on your door.
4. Think about it, because each of us has spoiled the life of the other a little.
5. I get offended very easily, I “move away” very easily, and I plan revenge for a very long time.
6. Maybe good wins over evil, but it's definitely someone else's.
7. People suffering at my will, know: at that moment I was just hungry.
8. As soon as Elena realized that nothing other than her conscience was bothering her, she immediately got rid of it. And oh no regrets!

Evil does not sleep

Bad, as well as good, in our life enough. The main thing is to take what you need. And all the bad things - to leave in evil statuses about life with meaning.

1. People are so relaxed at throwing words into the wind that someday I will relax too and throw something heavier at them.
2. be afraid obese women on a diet - they are already evil and can still hit you in the head well.
3. Anyone who makes a crooked schedule at the university goes to hell without a queue.
4. You just expressed your opinion, which you have every right to. And I just bought a chainsaw and memorized your address.
5. I don’t understand whether to go feed the pigeons, or shoot someone ...
6. He wanted an open relationship, but was extremely surprised when he was sent with three letters. Conclusion: dreams do come true.
7. In general, I am a quiet person, but one crooked word about my mother - and I am ready to kill.
8. If I'm trying to make a good impression, then I won't necessarily continue to do so when I'm being bullied.

Paying attention to what you say is beneficial

Living life without meeting a single bad person is unrealistic. For each of them it is necessary to keep evil short statuses.

1. Distinguishing marks: listens to music through the speaker.
2. The snow melted and the former appeared.
3. He freaked out, and instead of a pen, he really forgot his head.
4. There is no wind of change on you.
5. A nervous person definitely does not need an expensive phone.
6. Shyness is worse than tactlessness.
7. I'm not crying, I'm just imitating a fountain.
8. It's your fault that I miss you.

Words that are usually answered no longer with words

In order for the conflict to be settled, it must be ended on time. And, of course, fix it with very evil statuses.

1. You should not take everything so close, maybe the offender just has a meager sex life or even its absence.
2. I look at you and feel like I have a complex of usefulness.
3. In fact, guys are afraid to mess with good girls. They understand, bastards, that one place will immediately stick together.
4. I'm not at all sorry that you left: it's just that every rag needs its own mop.
5. Don't teach me about life, and I won't teach you how to spell.
6. What are you, I still have a long way to go before you ...
7. I know that you are saying this purely because of complexes. But you know: I will forgive you tomorrow, but the complexes with you will remain.
8. Remember, girls: every hen must cackle in her coop.

Fill the status bar with interesting phrases.

Gain experience and human wisdom by reading Tough statuses about life with meaning, we start our list: Old love, like a wedge with a wedge, can be knocked out with a new love. Cicero

The surest way to win the love of others is to give them your love. Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

Money should be managed, not served. Lucius Annaeus Seneca (the Younger)

Attachment is dried love. Lydia Yasinskaya

With them, thought does not lead words, but with difficulty catches up with them. Vasily Osipovich Klyuchevsky

Love that is afraid of obstacles is not love. John Galsworthy "Desert Flower"

Continuous idleness should have been placed among the torments of hell, but it was placed among the blessings of paradise. Charles de Montesquieu

The first gift of a mother is life, the second is love, and the third is understanding.

Among the fields, near the vast expanses of the sea, feelings become higher and purer. Anatole France

Alas, love is always either too little or too much.

Being selfish does not mean living the way you want. It means asking others to live the life you want. Oscar Wilde

Love! It is the most exalted and victorious of all passions! But its all-conquering strength lies in boundless generosity, in almost supersensible disinterestedness. Heinrich Heine

Only a fool wins in life, a wise man sees too many obstacles and loses confidence before he has even started anything. In difficult times, naivety is the most precious treasure, it is a magical cloak that hides those dangers that the clever one directly jumps on, as if hypnotized. Erich Maria Remarque

Love for an idle person is an occupation, for a warrior it is entertainment, for a sovereign it is a pitfall. Napoleon I Bonaparte

Don't be a slave to words. Thomas Carlyle

It is difficult to make a man happy by dooming a woman to suffering. Victor Hugo

I am human, and nothing human is alien to me. Publius Terence Arf

They are usually indignant at those who do good or do evil to persons who do not deserve it; they envy those who in such cases receive some benefit. Rene Descartes

Who, undertaking a business, hastens to quickly achieve a result, he will do nothing. He who carefully finishes his work as he began will not fail.

The most dangerous temptation: not to be like anyone else. Albert Camus

Great is the man who uses earthenware like silver, but no less great is the one who uses silver like earthenware. Lucius Annaeus Seneca (the Younger)

One of the most amazing misconceptions is the misconception that a person's happiness lies in doing nothing. Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy

A brother may not be a friend, but a friend is always a brother. Benjamin Franklin

Love endures domestic squabbles so badly that for lasting happiness you need to find outstanding qualities in each other. Honore de Balzac

Hunger tames even a lion. Daniel Defoe

Do not consider friends of the cup as friends, for they are friends of your cup, and not your friends. Kay Kavus

Whoever delays in ordering his life is like that simpleton who waits by the river when it carries its waters. Quintus Horace Flaccus

The higher the mighty eagle soars in the sky, the longer it is forced to rest on earth. Alexandre Dumas father

Man must not complain about the times; nothing comes of it. Time is bad: well, that's what a person is for, to improve it. Thomas Carlyle

The prudent sees trouble, and hides; but the inexperienced go forward and are punished. Book of proverbs

Wisdom is the most exact of the sciences. Aristotle

Love is the only force that can turn any enemy into a friend. Martin Luther King

We love sometimes without knowing it, and often we call nonsense empty love. Jean Baptiste Molière

It is as fitting for valiant hearts to be patient in times of adversity as they are joyful in times of prosperity. Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

The less a person talks, the more he gains: people begin to think that he is not devoid of intelligence, and if, moreover, he is really not stupid, everyone believes that he is very smart. Jean La Bruyère

The readiness to sacrifice oneself for the fulfillment of duty is the basis of the maintenance of life. Sun Tzu

If you want to sleep soundly, take a clear conscience to bed with you. Benjamin Franklin

Religion is an important subject in girls' schools. She, no matter how you look at her, is the most reliable guarantee for mothers and husbands. The school should teach the girl to believe, not to think. Napoleon I Bonaparte

Nothing can be beautiful from all points of view. Quintus Horace Flaccus

The greatness of some deeds lies not so much in their size as in their timeliness. The loyalty of a friend is needed in happiness, but in trouble it is absolutely necessary. Lucius Annaeus Seneca (the Younger)

I know only two real misfortunes in life: remorse and illness. Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy

The task of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to live in accordance with the inner law that you are aware of. Marcus Aurelius

Wisdom is the source and beginning of philosophical verses! Quintus Horace Flaccus

In almost all cases, the hardest part is the beginning. Jean Jacques Rousseau

Where abilities do not lead, do not push there. Jan Amos Comenius

Only he can passionately love goodness who is able with all his heart to hate evil uncompromisingly. Friedrich Schiller

The potter's daughter Dibutada saw the shadow of her lover on the wall and circled his profile with a dagger. Thanks to this drawing, her father invented the style of painting that adorns Greek vases. At the heart of all things is love. Albert Camus

It is not difficult to imagine a European converting to the Buddhist faith, for this provides him with life after death, which the Buddha considers an irreparable evil, but which man desires with all his might. Albert Camus

Love for a woman has a great, irreplaceable meaning for us; it is like salt for meat: impregnating the heart, it protects it from spoilage. Victor Hugo

Science refines the mind; learning sharpens the memory. Kozma Prutkov

deeds wise people dictated by the mind, less intelligent people by experience, the most ignorant by necessity, animals by nature. Mark Tullius Cicero

There are three kinds of lies: lies, heinous lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli

Travel teaches more than anything. Sometimes one day spent in other places gives more than ten years of life at home. Anatole France

Although there are many mice in the royal house, there is no need for them, even if they are close; a bird named falcon, although wild, is called for its properties, accepted and sits on the royal hand. John of Damascus, saint

Life requires movement. Aristotle

The doctor is a philosopher: there is not much difference between wisdom and medicine. Hippocrates

Nature has taken care of everything so much that everywhere you find something to learn. Leonardo da Vinci

Better a terrible end than endless fear. Friedrich Schiller

Most men love flattery because of their humble opinion of themselves, most women love flattery for the opposite reason. Jonathan Swift

Who doesn't get up when it's time to get up; who is full of laziness, despite youth and strength; whoever's determination and thought are suppressed, he, careless and lazy, will not find the way to wisdom.

Truth loves criticism, it only benefits from it; lies are afraid of criticism, because they lose from it. Denis Diderot

The highest degree of the art of speaking is the ability to remain silent. Vasily Osipovich Klyuchevsky

Jealousy shocks and poisons everything that is beautiful and good in love. Giordano Bruno

The fear of death is worse than death itself. Giordano Bruno

To speak well about virtue does not yet mean to be virtuous, and to be just in thought does not yet mean to be just in deed. Aristotle

There was no great mind without an admixture of madness. Lucius Annaeus Seneca (the Younger)

Some people so passionately and stubbornly achieve the object of their desires that, being afraid to miss it, they do everything in their power to really miss it. Jean La Bruyère

The educator himself must be educated. Karl Marx

Genuine compassion is empathy with the moral justification of the sufferer. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Whoever has friends has no friend. Aristotle

We will laugh without waiting for the moment when we feel happy, otherwise we risk dying without ever laughing. Jean La Bruyère

Do not start a business whose end is not in your hands. Vasily Osipovich Klyuchevsky

An ungrateful deed is a service if gratitude is demanded for it. Gaius Pliny Caecilius Secundus (Pliny the Younger)

The flatterer is the most dangerous of tame animals. Diogenes of Sinop

Philosophy triumphs over the sorrows of the past and future, but the sorrows of the present triumph over philosophy. François de La Rochefoucauld

Believe me, only he is familiar with spiritual pleasure who has acquired it with labor and patience. Johann Wolfgang Goethe

You have to joke in order to do serious things. Aristotle

All the best things come to an end, so our article has come to an end Tough statuses about life with meaning, the final statement remains: Reprimand is easily tolerated, but mockery is far from it. Nobody wants to be funny. Jean Baptiste Molière

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Don't like my character!? Got up and out!

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Slight indifference with a hint of disgust ...

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You either come into my life... Or close the door behind you!

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I prove to him that I did not cheat, but he rested his horns and does not believe!

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I killed him in my mind a thousand times.

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Baby, don't push... It's useless... Your father is already with another...

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Like you do not take revenge! Nature played a cruel joke on you...

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You didn't leave me! You fucked me! :)

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Honey, I know that you're cheating on me. I know with whom and even guess where. But I can't understand... What?

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Shut up your pride! Learn to forgive!

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Break my heart, break your head!

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I believe that retribution will come ... And men in high heels will run for gaskets ...

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I am guilty before him, therefore, I must take revenge on him.

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If you don't call today, I'll call, and not you...

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Leave in English, don't wait to be sent in Russian!

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To the threat: "I'll kill the bitch!" I will contemptuously answer: "in line!".)

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I sought him so much, sought ... He fell in love, and I fell out of love ...

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I always knew you were a pig. It's even strange that you don't have a coin slot on your back...

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Thoughts are like hair: some are dirty, some are rare, some don't have them at all.

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It's good when the dog is a friend. But it's bad when a friend is a dog.

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Get in the corner, cover yourself with dust!

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I'm not vindictive... I'm taking notes...

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Yes, he is in a beautiful wrapper, but inside is such a ****!

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I feel at ease with an ax in my hand.

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YES! my status for you! idiot.

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I would say who you are and what you represent, but I'm afraid you will be very offended ...

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Kiss my muffler!

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I'm suffocating without him, and he, bitch, breathes!

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If you think I'm a bitch then why the f*ck are you after my love?!

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Dead dreams...

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- Girl, can I sit with you for a while? - With people like me, they turn gray immediately and all over their heads!

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Do not load the snow-white donkey of my patience with granite blocks of your stupidity!

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And I've never been good. I was the best.

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- Where is the toilet? Mine is about where you are...

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Thought to earn - in the end zae * alsya!

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I'm like drugs. Complete shit, but everyone loves it.

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So that you not only dream of the past!

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I'm not vengeful and not vindictive ... I will take revenge and forget

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Life is a fool's story told by an idiot...

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My fate is not up to you, and I live beautiful as I want !!!

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I feel so good that it brings me to tears...

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So many people. And so little ammo.

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Anything I want, I'll get. And everyone I wanted, I had!

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They don't beat the recumbent! IT'S BEING TROLLED!

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Imagine that I am your husband. What would you do? - got divorced.

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If you don't know how to love - sit and be friends.

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Real woman should be a queen in society, mistress in the kitchen and a whore in bed!

Hard, rude statuses